DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

Mid stream update:

Total tip: $44

Top tip: Dripster ($22)

Viewer: 158

Derich is being autistic but took the bait of a (possibly fake) male porn star account in the chat

Kevin Burnstein is back and complains about no Monkey ball

Phil can't stop yawning

"If you like this content, please support anyway you can, tip, however, is preferred"

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Mid stream update:

Total tip: $44

Top tip: Dripster ($22)

Viewer: 158

Derich is being autistic but took the bait of a (possibly fake) male porn star account in the chat

Kevin Burnstein is back and complains about no Monkey ball

Phil can't stop yawning

"If you like this content, please support anyway you can, tip, however, is preferred"

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Derich recognized and shouted out a fake male porn star in Phil's stream. This dude needs to be put in the same home they are about to throw Chris Chan in

 

[Hogan of the South]

Did I miss something.? Why is the tips goal only 50? Won’t he starve?!?!?

 

[actually]

Did I miss something.? Why is the tips goal only 50? Won’t he starve?!?!?

He still expects $150, but he tries to entice tards by starting with $50, then changing to $100, then changing to $150 as each is met.

 

[hundredthousand]

Bravo whoever baited Derich with that fake male pornstar account. I still can't believe how fucking stupid that kid is.

 

[DZoomer]

He still expects $150, but he tries to entice tards by starting with $50, then changing to $100, then changing to $150 as each is met.

Which by the way is slimy as fuck. Phil always finds ways to be the most sleazy piece of shit he can be when it comes to finding ways to fleece money out of his pack of retards.

I'm just waiting for the day he says that having rewards is too much and they should just give him money because they love him (and his streams). He has already hinted at it, but I want to see him go all-in.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Crying about a slow day, trying hard to memory hole the $1100 he got like 2 nights ago

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status:

Total tip: $50

Top tip: Dripster ($22)

Viewers: 168

Derich is overflowing with autism

"I'm having another INSANELY SLOW day guys, not even 50 dollars in tip and I'm almost done with the stream" (this was a few minutes ago)

 

[the khat quaffer]

Double begging combo tweets less than 2 hours apart

"It'd be nice to see a hat/vest"

It'd be nice for who?

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This fucking pig has literally only 3 settings for all his tweets.

1) "Great/bad stream tonight/last time, please come by and give money"

2) "Guys I'm reaeally stressed out about something. It's really bad. No I'm not gonna tell you what it is. Maybe I'll tell you next stream. Come by and give money."

3) Some schadenfreude tweet laughing at someone infinitely more successful and likeable that just happens to be down on their luck and/or getting cancelled/ratioed at that moment. "Haha remember when this person made fun of me 6 years ago on a Tuesday! Haha revenge is sweet!"

Gin has rotted this pig's brain so that these are literally the only 3 ingredients that form his written vocabulary.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This fucking pig has literally only 3 settings for all his tweets.

1) "Great/bad stream tonight/last time, please come by and give money"

2) "Guys I'm reaeally stressed out about something. It's really bad. No I'm not gonna tell you what it is. Maybe I'll tell you next stream. Come by and give money."

3) Some schadenfreude tweet laughing at someone infinitely more successful and likeable that just happens to be down on their luck and/or getting cancelled/ratioed at that moment. "Haha remember when this person made fun of me 6 years ago on a Tuesday! Haha revenge is sweet!"

Gin has rotted this pig's brain so that these are literally the only 3 ingredients that form his written vocabulary.

I would argue his tweet formulas are only second to his Super Turbo cookie cutter combos in their predictability and lack of appropriate to the situation change.

 

[KafkaesqueSnuffleupagus]

Phil really is the embodiment of a millennial boomer. Zero Skills. If you threw this mother fucker in the woods with a hatchet and a piece of flint he’d cry and whine like a little bitch and waste away into nothing. I got to thinking about this contextually and maybe our boomers parents were right about a multitude of things.

Imagine going to war and being on the front lines and then reaching for your friend Jerry and all you manage to grab are a pair of arms that have been limbed as your friend has been literally evaporated into mist right before your eyes from an artillery shell. Imagine coming home to some fucking boomer shithead kid you’ve reared whining like some massive faggot about taking the garbage out, or cleaning his room. I feel like I’d have a real moment with that shithead.

Imagine the progression of this generation as their boomer children grew up and bought their homes out from under them for pennies on the dollar. Could go to work at concession stand and afford to buy a brand new car fresh off the line with their paycheck every 2-3 years and still have money to spare. While the great war generation works their fingers to the bone and contributes to the debauchery, but at least they earned the right. Imagine the spite that would create in you. Disdain for your own children.

Then imagine ten, fifteen years later these fuckheads thanks to that generation was to send them to fucked up retirement communities. Too fucking consumed in their own consumerism and profiteering to fucking close the loop and take care of their elders. Too fucking consumed to raise their own god damned kids. Giving them some kind of bullshit to fixate on for hours at a time so that they didn’t bother them.

That’s how you get someone like Phil and that’s how our current generation is raising our kids. I see it within my own family. Pop the children down with a tablet and leave me the fuck alone. Except your paycheck isn’t stretching as far as the boomers paycheck. So you’re working more and even more stressed. Underwater on a mortgage you’ll never pay off. Own 1-2 brand new cars in your lifetime. Realizing that it’s just going to get worse for your children.

We get what we deserve in the end.

 

[Iron Father]

Anyone else got a word or phrase that has been forever scarred due to Phil’s stupidity?

Recently? 'PROFUSELY. '

 

[Butagokiburi]

Kevin about to rob Phil of his income using the same 'tricks' his master uses.

Spoiler: during today's lost judgment stream

Uhh... *clear throat* I would argue that, that... that kevin motherfucker, is my biggest troll yet, guys.... *glances at the chat* He, not only, is fucking my business like every single troll does, he is also COPYING MEE, REEE. So, I need money to compensate for the tips people gave him during his stream, okay? Sounds good, alright.

 

[capefear56]

Kevin about to rob Phil of his income using the same 'tricks' his master uses.

Spoiler: during today's lost judgment stream

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Uhh... *clear throat* I would argue that, that... that kevin motherfucker, is my biggest troll yet, guys.... *glances at the chat* He, not only, is fucking my business like every single troll does, he is also COPYING MEE, REEE. So, I need money to compensate for the tips people gave him during his stream, okay? Sounds good, alright.

Next thing you know he'll be wearing Phil's skin.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

God damn, Derich just straight up shitting on DSP tonight

 

[Elescondido]

Phil really is the embodiment of a millennial boomer. Zero Skills. If you threw this mother fucker in the woods with a hatchet and a piece of flint he’d cry and whine like a little bitch and waste away into nothing. I got to thinking about this contextually and maybe our boomers parents were right about a multitude of things.

Imagine going to war and being on the front lines and then reaching for your friend Jerry and all you manage to grab are a pair of arms that have been limbed as your friend has been literally evaporated into mist right before your eyes from an artillery shell. Imagine coming home to some fucking boomer shithead kid you’ve reared whining like some massive faggot about taking the garbage out, or cleaning his room. I feel like I’d have a real moment with that shithead.

Imagine the progression of this generation as their boomer children grew up and bought their homes out from under them for pennies on the dollar. Could go to work at concession stand and afford to buy a brand new car fresh off the line with their paycheck every 2-3 years and still have money to spare. While the great war generation works their fingers to the bone and contributes to the debauchery, but at least they earned the right. Imagine the spite that would create in you. Disdain for your own children.

Then imagine ten, fifteen years later these fuckheads thanks to that generation was to send them to fucked up retirement communities. Too fucking consumed in their own consumerism and profiteering to fucking close the loop and take care of their elders. Too fucking consumed to raise their own god damned kids. Giving them some kind of bullshit to fixate on for hours at a time so that they didn’t bother them.

That’s how you get someone like Phil and that’s how our current generation is raising our kids. I see it within my own family. Pop the children down with a tablet and leave me the fuck alone. Except your paycheck isn’t stretching as far as the boomers paycheck. So you’re working more and even more stressed. Underwater on a mortgage you’ll never pay off. Own 1-2 brand new cars in your lifetime. Realizing that it’s just going to get worse for your children.

We get what we deserve in the end.

Thats nice and everytime but im pretty sure Phil is from gen x since he is almost 40

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

Anyone else got a word or phrase that has been forever scarred due to Phil’s stupidity?

For me, it's "Pahsitive" I cringe every time I hear it from him because he claims to be a positive guy but complains about literally everything

let me rephrase that.
he should of spent money on a good gated community. with actual guards and shit. not the ghetto ass barely a gated community phil lives in.

I was a security guard at a gated community and I garuntee some people would be able to get through.

Since Phil is lazy, he wouldn't want to update his guest list every time he got DoorDash (which would be a lot.) Instead he would put DoorDash on a list to always let them through if they're going to his address. So DoorDash and maybe other food companies would work.

Hookers and plumbers wouldn't work without some gayops though.

 

[Donut Coma]

Phil's actually an Xennial. Stupid fucking name, and I'm sorry if it's also any of you. But that's the term in use for those born a little too late to be Xers, but are too old to be millennials.

That's only a technicality; he'd be the same piece of shit in any generation.

Edit for inability to spell millennials with a double n.

 

[My Knee is Growing]

Pop the children down with a tablet and leave me the fuck alone.

This should be illegal tbh.

I will never do this to my future children.

 

[harbinger]

His stories are probably scrambled because he's hiding something he doesn't want to talk about, like trouble with Kat

Like the fact she can no longer fit through the fucking door? You know, because she’s fat?