thats one hell of a writing prompt
The Mounting of Mommy by Christo, Or: The Modern Dénouement Oedipus Complex
A Novel by Christine I.S.A. Dumbas
"I do not know what reason government can assign for these useless visits; when you see one prisoner, you see all,--always the same thing,--ill fed and innocent. Are there any others?"
"Yes; the dangerous and mad prisoners are in Protective Custody."
"Let us visit them," said the inspector with an air of fatigue. "We must play the farce to the end. Let us see Protective Custody."
"Let us first send for two COs," said the warden. "These prisoners sometimes, through mere uneasiness of life, commit acts of useless violence, and you might fall a victim."
"Take all needful precautions," replied the inspector.
Two COs were accordingly sent for, and the inspector descended a stairway, so foul, so humid, so dark, as to be loathsome to sight, smell, and respiration.
"Oh," cried the inspector, "who can live here?"
"A most dangerous retard, a man we are ordered to keep the most strict watch over, as he is cowardly and insane."
"He is alone?"
"Certainly."
"How long has he been there?"
"Nearly a week."
"Was he placed here when he first arrived?"
"No; not until he attempted to curse a CO, who took his food to him, for it was not as good as Stouffers meatballs."
"To curse the CO?"
"Yes, the very one who is coming with us. Is it not true, Clytus?" asked the Warden.
"True enough; he Cursed me ye-ha-me-ha something fierce!" returned the CO.
"He must be mad," said the inspector.
"He is worse than that,--he is a deranged tranny!" returned the CO.
"Shall I complain of him?" demanded the inspector.
"Oh, no; it is useless. Besides, he is almost mad now, and in another 2 day he will be quite so."
"So much the better for him,--he will suffer less," said the inspector. He was, as this remark shows, a man working on a government salary, and in every way fit for his office.
"You are right, sir," replied the warden; "and this remark proves that you have deeply considered the subject. Now we have in Protective Custody about twenty feet distant, and to which you descend by another stair, an eceleb, formerly of Killstream, who has been here since 2021, and in 2021 he went mad, and the change is astonishing. He used to weep, he now laughs; he grew thin, he now grows fat. You had better see him, for his madness is amusing."
"I will see them both," returned the inspector; "I gotta see this fucking shitshow." This was the inspector's first visit; he wished to document it all for Kiwifarms.
"Let us visit this one first," added he.
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