🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[REGENDarySumanai]

The video quality screams snuff video found on a multi-generation VHS tape.

 

[Twinkletard]

The video quality screams snuff video found on a multi-generation VHS tape.

I kept looking around for someone to come up from behind him with a dildo

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Did he even do a show last night? It's pretty hilarious that nobody gives enough of a shit about the show to even update this.

 

[Sam Losco]

Did he even do a show last night? It's pretty hilarious that nobody gives enough of a shit about the show to even update this.

Nope. I posted his announcement in the Twitter thread. He took May out for some fine dining (Arby's) and maybe a show (strip club).

Edit Lmao I hadn't caught up and was joking, but he actually did just take her to a fast food place.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

People listen to podcasts while working, driving or cleaning their houses, it's the modern day radio.
Exactly like I do on saturday mornings listening to null (never listened live, I like the ability to pause and comeback without missing something)
Efforts must be put on the sound, with the right microphone and good compressions for hear confort.
Nobody wants to watch a redish alcoholic swollen face in 4k during 2 hours, even the die-hard guntguards.
The content is in the words, not in the image. A 144p webcam from 1997 would have been enough.
Get your priorities right, gunty kang.

I can’t believe Ralph ever uses a camera for his shows. He’s the embodiment of the “face for radio” saying. Showing his slovenly fat sweaty face just gives us something to laugh at. Streaming video of someone just sitting there talking into a microphone is retarded anyway.

Nope. I posted his announcement in the Twitter thread. He took May out for some fine dining (Arby's) and maybe a show (strip club).

Edit Lmao I hadn't caught up and was joking, but he actually did just take her to a fast food place.

After the big spender burger dinner looks like he was too broke to pay for his Kween to go to a comedy show and pay for a photo afterwards.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I can’t believe Ralph ever uses a camera for his shows. He’s the embodiment of the “face for radio” saying. Showing his slovenly fat sweaty face just gives us something to laugh at. Streaming video of someone just sitting there talking into a microphone is exceptional anyway.

Without the camera, how will Ralph be able to show his smiling face while wearing his favorite Kid Diddler hat?

 

[Harlan Wick]

K WHICH ONE OF YOU KIWIFARMERS IS A SOMALI???

Somalis show up with fishing boats and AKs. Brits on the other hand, oh fuck are they going to stab the shit out of you. Clearly Gunt can't tell the difference between the two.

 

[Pale Empress]

The only reason Ralph uses the camera is because Daddy Dax told him that was the secret to success, and the only reason Daddy Dax uses a camera is as incentive for patreon shekels.

Back in pre-plague days Dick used to have "hot" babes come into the studio (ostensibly as guests), so I guess it made sense for him, but other than Corinne and the pedophile horse I don't think Ralph has ever had an in studio guest that sat on camera.

Maybe Dax has been a secret aylawg all along, because if i didn't know any better and somebody told me that the slobby fatso known as Ethan Adrienne Ralph willingly broadcasts longform video not just once but TWICE per day of himself squealing and sharting online, I wouldn't believe them.

 

[The Soaker]

Back in pre-plague days Dick used to have "hot" babes come into the studio (ostensibly as guests), so I guess it made sense for him, but other than Corinne and the pedophile horse I don't think Ralph has ever had an in studio guest that sat on camera.

Don't forget, Ralph had this esteemed guest live in the crack shack.

 

[PhoBingas]

Don't forget, Ralph had this esteemed guest live in the crack shack.

I remember her! The crazy skank bitching about people "picketing" porn stars and rape victims.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

that green and purp look with that camera is sick, he should stick with it.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

that green and purp look with that camera is sick, he should stick with it.

thanks doc

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Credit to Teaclips/@Fslur for notifying.
One of the reuploader's of the infamous boulder stream has changed the thumbnail to @Haru Okumura sweeping Ralph.

Best of all, the thumbnail is currently on Ralph's killstream website.

Original Link/Archive
Now we'll see if Ralph will remove this link from his website or just straight up flag it down, Matt Jarbo style.
It's nice to see former watchers turning on Ralph for his blatant flaggotry.

(Edit)

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Credit to Teaclips/@Fslur for notifying.
One of the reuploader's of the infamous boulder stream has changed the thumbnail to @Haru Okumura sweeping Ralph.
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Best of all, the thumbnail is currently on Ralph's killstream website.
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Original Link/Archive
Now we'll see if Ralph will remove this link from his website or just straight up flag it down, Matt Jarbo style.
It's nice to see former watchers turning on Ralph for his blatant flaggotry.
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(Edit)

Beautiful. Pure kino, he will 100% find another version that doesn't have that thumbnail within a day or two.

 

[Null]

Ralph is a horrifically bad writer.

The Great Recharge

archived 24 Oct 2021 18:15:44 UTC

archive.md

It takes him 10 paragraphs to say he intends to write more.

 

[veri]

It takes him 10 paragraphs to say he intends to write more.

Spoiler: gunt crying about how hard his life is :(

]i think he's trying to lose the reader's interest so less people get to this part

this is the closest he's been to honestly addressing the extent of the hack (that it has been compromised since august). he knows nobody will read it and he's right, it's only got 6 views on it in the hour it's been up.
and probably half those views are ayylawgs

edit: "unnamed personal parties" lol i think gunt got a call from his lawyer

your mother died alone because you didn't get vaccinated

YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ETHAN RALPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they don't know what hard times are like uhhhhhh doctors interrupting your show to ayylawg you or getting made fun of for shitting in a chair

also "f******" lol

tl:dr gunt is broke, seething, and needs a break from the all the cyberbullies trolls and haters. and he can't say vickers name LOL

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is a horrifically bad writer.

The Great Recharge

archived 24 Oct 2021 18:15:44 UTC

archive.md

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It takes him 10 paragraphs to say he intends to write more.

He writes like a high schooler, that stream of consciousness rambling, because that's what he thinks a "conversational" writing style is.

I've read livejournal entries that have been written better.

 

[byuu]

A lot of you motherfuckers can’t even read these days, so it’s much more lucrative to run my mouth on the internet.

This is what Ralph thinks of his audience.
And he's not even wrong.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

i think he's trying to lose the reader's interest so less people get to this part
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this is the closest he's been to honestly addressing the extent of the hack (that it has been compromised since august). he knows nobody will read it and he's right, it's only got 6 views on it in the hour it's been up.
and probably half those views are ayylawgs
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WHO DID THIS ?!?!?!?

Archive of Comments

 

[veri]

also it'll probably be 12 hours max until ralph whines about how the karen farms are making fun of his emotional highschool girl blogpost. he won't be able to resist talking about kiwi farms after all he browses the gunt subforum more than half the regular posters