🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[John Andrews Stan]

Sandra Ralph is ashamed of her bitch-made son being publicly in his fee-fees and openly admitting he was so scared of needles that he let her die alone. Ethanol is literally a (fat, freckled, ugly) teenage girl but with worse income prospects.

 

[LordOdin]

God the historical revisionism people do. I posted the dox of Jared Holt of Right Wing watch because he was targeting Ralph and everybody was mad at him at the time. I literally googled "Jared Holt dox" and somebody had it in a paste bin and I copy pasted it.

Ralph doxed Lord Akira allegedly.

Edit, I might have misread what you said. Just noticed the comma

Actually it wasn't ralph that doxed Akira i have it on reliable sources that it was in fact YOU who doxed him. Ofcourse you're free to holler over me but i shall holler over you as well and we could do that all day.

 

[Farglemark]

Today the count is only at 10, so I'm assuming that it's some backend thing not counting views properly.
But for fun lets say it is counting properly, that would mean that its verifiable that more aylawgs have viewed the article. The two in the comments trolling, Null, the three posting updates on the comments and views, and now myself. So it sits 6-7 depending if one of the trollers is one of the kiwi posters mentioned.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm proud to say that I am one of those views. You're very welcome Ralph, glad to see you're deleting comments like a fat woman on tumblr.

I wonder if the Reiketa Alogs really did fuck with his head. Normally we just make fun of Ralph right here on the forum because he'll come and read it in secret. Getting twitter mobbed by a bunch of autists is probably something he's not used to given that he normally has almost 0 engagement.

In any case:

 

[Null]

looking good buddy. fully recharged.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

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looking good buddy. fully recharged.

Rocking the charley brown hairdo again too!

 

[Sam Losco]

That haircut is gay. Like really gay.

Based on how he looks today, the article needs a title correction to The Great Discharge and that battery image needs to be mirrored.

 

[FM Bradley]

Rocking the charley brown hairdo again too!

The Ronnie Ralph kiss-curl.

It's like when Michael Jackson would have a little kid dressed as him come out and do a moonwalk, only with less dancing and more sodomy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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looking good buddy. fully recharged.

Eyes are two pissholes in the snow, skin is simultaneously pasty and greasy, facial expression like someone just told him he knocked up a trans horse. I’ve seen corpses with more joie de vivre.

 

[cistendered]

I was recently informed that Memphis is one of the most niggerfied cities in the US. I had to check for myself, and lo-and-behold, it's 2/3rds black:

For comparison, the demographics of Memphis are very similar to the coastal nog paradise of Baltimore:

Memphis is 13% blacker than Atlanta, but 7% less black than Detroit. It's not the most niggerfied, but it's very close. Wikipedia provides a very handy map of the racial concentrations in Memphis. As you can see, blacks are concentrated mostly on the west side of the city, spilling across the river into West Memphis as well.

This new information has spurred my curiosity. Does anyone know if Ralph has ever produced a 23 and me? I'm not so cringe to think that genetics define all of a person's behavior, but I do think it define a lot. It could be the case that Sandra had a taste for dark meat. Maybe she had a quickie or two behind the liquor store with some loitering black.

As far as I'm aware the only information we have to suggest Ronnie was sexually active is vague hinting from Ethan that he was sexually assaulted as a child. Maybe it's the case that as a practicing pedophile he was unable to ejaculate with a grown woman and give Sandra the child she so desperately wanted. Really makes you think...

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Sandra Ralph is ashamed of her bitch-made son being publicly in his fee-fees and openly admitting he was so scared of needles that he let her die alone. Ethanol is literally a (fat, freckled, ugly) teenage girl but with worse income prospects.

He wasn’t scared of needles he was just a massive coward and piece of shit looking for an excuse to abandon his mother on her deathbed. Vaccine just became another a-log boogeyman so he didn’t have to accept his own cowardice and could shirk his responsibility as a son

Sandra was the only person who gave a shit about Ralph his entire life and he let her die alone because he’s a selfish coward that couldn’t man up enough to be by his mothers side as she died.

Ethan will enjoy similar treatment during his final hour, which will be on the toilet in the next ten years and no body will even notice till the smell of shit and rotting fat man gets noticed by neighbors.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Did Gunt talk about any recent gambling on Maker's Mark Sunrise today? Like I said in the other thread, if he suddenly stops, he lost big time in vegas.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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looking good buddy. fully recharged.

Whenever I see photos of Ralph, I am reminded of those documentaries about chimpanzees in the wild. There is invariably an alpha male who is on his way out and who, deep-down, knows he is past it. You can see it in the body language. They know that, pretty soon, it will be some young up and comer screeching loudly as they violently dry-hump the tallest tree in the jungle, while hurling fistfuls of their own faeces. And yet they can't stop acting like they are still in charge.

I don't think it's being unreasonable to claim that Ralph belongs in the animal kingdom. I'll go one further and state that the kindest thing that you could do for him at this juncture would be to create an enclosure for him in one of the more reputable US zoos. You could give him a Latin-sounding taxonomy - Ralphus Gunteranous - and set up a blackjack table in one corner of his habitat, which would be some kind of modified trailer. Well-heeled visitors could donate their old, unwanted Gucci bags to him. I think he'd be happier. He's probably heading back to prison anyway. Isn't this the more humane solution?

 

[JAKL II]

Did Gunt talk about any recent gambling on Maker's Mark Sunrise today? Like I said in the other thread, if he suddenly stops, he lost big time in vegas.

Broncos Lost. He's a Chiefs fan and blows money on them every week and they got BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.. Same with the Ravens. 9ers got shit on as well.

Based on how he bets those are the teams he would have def put some dollars on this week and they all got fucking ROFLstomped.

EDIT: Looking at some other scores, Panthers got BTFO'd too, only games he would have won are the Packers, Patriots, Bucs, Cards and Rams which were all low paying favorite wins because Ralph doesn't bet on the dog where better money is actually at, he's like my grandmother picking baseball games, pick the favorite and hope they win. He doesn't run parlays either which is where you can fill a bankroll for a season on 100 bucks if they all hit.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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looking good buddy. fully recharged.

Look at that face. That is the face of a man who totally is loving his life, knows he is innocent and isn't letting those goddamn dirty a-lawgs get to him.

 

[TherapyMan]

I was recently informed that Memphis is one of the most niggerfied cities in the US. I had to check for myself, and lo-and-behold, it's 2/3rds black:
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For comparison, the demographics of Memphis are very similar to the coastal nog paradise of Baltimore:
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Memphis is 13% blacker than Atlanta, but 7% less black than Detroit. It's not the most niggerfied, but it's very close. Wikipedia provides a very handy map of the racial concentrations in Memphis. As you can see, blacks are concentrated mostly on the west side of the city, spilling across the river into West Memphis as well.
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This new information has spurred my curiosity. Does anyone know if Ralph has ever produced a 23 and me? I'm not so cringe to think that genetics define all of a person's behavior, but I do think it define a lot. It could be the case that Sandra had a taste for dark meat. Maybe she had a quickie or two behind the liquor store with some loitering black.

As far as I'm aware the only information we have to suggest Ronnie was sexually active is vague hinting from Ethan that he was sexually assaulted as a child. Maybe it's the case that as a practicing pedophile he was unable to ejaculate with a grown woman and give Sandra the child she so desperately wanted. Really makes you think...

If you really knew the Ralph lore, you'd know he's from West Memphis, which is in Arkansas.

 

[Kup]

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He wasn’t scared of needles he was just a massive coward and piece of shit looking for an excuse to abandon his mother on her deathbed.

And also scared of needles. He’s a pussy.

Wonder what that rash is on his face. More eczema and rosacea or another herpes outbreak? Knowing him, it’s all of the above. P.S. Wash your fucking hair, Ethan. It’s been weeks.

 

[Angry Shoes]

 

[Cucktry Roads]

More Red than normal? Well, this calls for a new song!

Oh, there once was a gunt named Ralphnar the Red,
Who came flying to Richmond from Las Vegas with dread.

(pause)

And the fatass did swiggle and guzzle his booze,
As he told of brave Tucker and bets he didn’t lose.

(longer pause)

But then he went quiet, did Ralphnar the Red,
Because he had screwed the fair Faith, who said;

(shorter pause)

"Oh, you slurred and you lied and you drank your problems away,
No more will you lead me astray!"

(pause)

And so then came shouting and tweeting of fail,
As the brave dad Vickers charged in, to send him to jail!

(pause)

And the fatass named Ralphnar had lost his farse
All because he had slid a thumb up her arse.​