More Red than normal? Well, this calls for a new song!
Oh, there once was a gunt named Ralphnar the Red,
Who came flying to Richmond from Las Vegas with dread.
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And the fatass did swiggle and guzzle his booze,
As he told of brave Tucker and bets he didnāt loose.
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But then he went quiet, did Ralphnar the Red,
Because he had screwed the fair Faith, who said;
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"Oh, you slurred and you lied and you drank your problems away,
No more will you lead me astray!"
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And so then came shouting and tweeting of fail,
As the brave dad Vickers charged in, to send him to jail!
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And the fatass named Ralphnar had lost his farse-
All because he had slid a thumb up an arse.