DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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This doesn't strike me as him readying his paypigs for some big, sad begfest.

He's being too blasé about throwing his autistic scheduling out the window when we know he sticks to that like shit to a blanket.

CockySydePhil will come out swinging is my bet. He loves an opportunity to do a State of the Stream Address because it makes him feel like he's an important visionary. I don't think we are getting salt here, he will frame whatever his news is as 'grabbing the bull by the horns' and probably implement something he's been asked for years to do and try and pass it off as some incredible idea he's had all on his own.

Luckily the next best thing to Salty Phil in terms of pure entertainment is Overconfident Phil.
Or he finally found that long lost bitcoin wallet from 2012 and everybody can go fuck themselves!
 
I doubt he would ask people to stop giving him money.
Definitely not. He still expects everyone to pledge to his dead patreon, buy his merch on teespring (which hasn't been updated in years) pay his membership on YouTube, superchat and tip him to 150 twice a fucking day. If he still had affiliate, he'd be asking for twitch subs still and bits.

Just remember that tips help the most, since he gets them right away. Budgeting? The fuck is that?
 
More than likely he's just upset after people called him out over not fulfilling his rewards and not making his goals afterwards. He just knows no one truly takes him seriously when he tries to control his chat
♿️ morale has been significantly damaged by rewards not being fulfilled. His audience also has begun to realize that they can just wait for whalechairs to come and hit the goal for them. Once the goal is hit everyone votes on the himmler hat and the plat vest. I’m guessing that alotta whales contacted Phil behind the scenes to tell Phil that they are low on cash and everyone else needs to step it up. Today’s “intelligent discussion” will more than likely consist of Phil trying to “reinvigorate” his audience into tipping again by yelling at them for not wanting to be positive.
 

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Phil’s looking more and more like bam margera

As for the fake drama tweet, I’m guessing it’s going to be Metroid, gifted by a fan of course. Phil will say that he always wanted to play it but couldn’t due to lack of po$itivity, but alottapeepul rallied for it and a generous donor who’s been a fan for over a decade but never participated in chat gifted it to him. Either that or the Kat pregnancy arc outta left field.
 
♿️ morale has been significantly damaged by rewards not being fulfilled. His audience also has begun to realize that they can just wait for whalechairs to come and hit the goal for them. Once the goal is hit everyone votes on the himmler hat and the plat vest. I’m guessing that alotta whales contacted Phil behind the scenes to tell Phil that they are low on cash and everyone else needs to step it up. Today’s “intelligent discussion” will more than likely consist of Phil trying to “reinvigorate” his audience into tipping again by yelling at them for not wanting to be positive.
His 'behind da scenes' shenanigans has bit him in the ass. Why should anyone contribute for garbage when it's finally been exposed people are giving him money daily not through the stream? You would have to be a fool ♿ . :story:
 
(After 2 hours of rambling on prestream about his 13 years history as ebeggar...)

"Now, you've all been waiting for this, I know bc I've already seen a number of trolls in the chat"

"I'm gonna announce the HUGE change to my stream now, so you guys can stop spamming DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME I chat or I'll ban you"

(Play drumroll from his phone yet played a wrong tone)

"Ugh Ackackackack I completely fucked it up"

(Play drumroll)

"The change is ill switch the vest goal to $100 and hat to $150 tip goal, okay? And I'll add a $250 stretch goal where I get naked and kiss a chicken"
 
we all know it's nothing big, it's just something stupid and mundane that no one cares about. He's desperate...so desperate. I'd argue less for money and more for attention and validation, Mr. "I don't want to be Mr Views" knows full well his views are in the shitter.

He knows he fucked up with the Karl-pocolypse, the shower tall tale, the vest sweats and that being hit after hit.

He constantly has failed at getting twitter clout even his echo chamber for 1 backfired. Which I could assume in his delusional gin brain he figured if people can't reply he can get his tweets out there with retweets, which well they were out there. I read he re-opened up his replies.

Ya know I wouldn't even be the slightest surprised if he was so desperate for the twitter clout that's why he tried to be the hanset gamer who tells it like it is...except he has no idea what he's talking about..in hopes that he gets one of those stupid twitter quotes on some stupid commercial or online ad

"it's so robust!" - @TheyCallMeDSP (twitter logo)

but that too failed.

Us talking about it is what he wants, every time he has a big surprise he mentions how the "trolls and detractors are all speculating and getting it wrong cause yadda yadda no life losers yadda yadda sickos who stalks yadda yadda". The 2k Jasper reveal and how much attention he got good and bad has spoiled him. It would be like fucking with him IRL, he would love the attention he would get.

I would argue (thats becoming a habit sorry) that Attention and Validation is more important to the piggy than sweaty men jpgs and "contributions"

that said...

at least it's he's going back to twitch with some spin how he's the best and twitch needs him.
at the most and least likely the start of the divorce saga, Khet is moving in with a friend and took jasper which is why he suddenly hasn't had to leave when she got home like little timmy having to get off the xbox cause mommy got him and he still didn't take out the garbage and why "oh jasper" moments are off camera.

then there's a bunch inbetween...like I said he's desperate for money AND attention.

It's not the "important announcement" it's the mental special Olympics gymnastics he's going to go through to make it sound like it's super important and needed shocking 3am tweets
 
I do wonder what Dave would do if he didn't have to play vidja for a living, and also didn't have to work like your scenario. He basically has no interests outside of consooming door dash, movies, and WWE champions, he couldn't fill an entire week with just that.
Truth be told? He probably would actually watch some of the movies he's hoarded.

Slight powerlevel but I used to do volunteer work for the local library over the summer about a decade back. One of the things you will reguarly notice is that a certain kind of person comes in and rents a movie...and then that same person will come back later in the day, return the movie, and then check out another one. My shifts never lasted long enough to see if these people came back a second time in the same day. From what I recall a full timer employee saying, these people are either A)making illegal copies of the movies at home, or B) literally doing nothing but watching the film, then coming back to the library to get another one or two and repeat the process, because they literally have nothing else to do. The latter was usually elderly people that were retired or, rarely, welfare loafers. Granted, the library was in a part of town where you could just tell the average income was below the average of every other neighborhood within ten miles.

For a lazy ass like Phil, I can see him just putting in a disc for some brainless action film where the plot is non-existent and vegging out for a couple of hours, then repeat as necessary between food ordering and other absolute necessities. Quite frankly the Weird Al song 'Inactive' (parody of Radioactive by Imagine Dragons) would actually describe Phil in his ideal world.
 
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