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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 38 41.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 11.0%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 47.3%

  • Total voters
    91
LEGAL FUND!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.

"I have plenty of money and property"
"Plz donate to my GuntFundMe so I can have custody of my child"
Is he going to show up to court with the purse? It’ll be a tough sell indeeed to rattle a cup for legal funds after 2 vegas trips in about a month.

All it took was Faith poking him and he’s hooked for child support. Though odds are this falls through. I hope he represents himself again though if not!
 
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Ralph created a child out of spite, and now wants to get a DNA test to prove the child is his out of spite. :story:
It also shows that he has put no thought into this at all, he has gone from talking about re-rolling the states on his son, to not wanting to pay child support because the visitation he would get would not be worth the cost, to now promising to submit a DNA test so he can get visitation.

However, how is this really going to go down?
Ralph will get a DNA test, it will confirm he is the father of Xander and he will have to pay child support. Chances are Ralph will get visitation, I think there is an outside chance a Revenge Porn conviction for posting porn of the mother might frustrate this, but this visitation will be in a visitation centre. So Ralph will need to travel, probably only once every few months or so, from Virginia to California to see his son in a visitation centre for a few hours. Do we really believe that Ralph will do this for a prolonged period of time?

I have my doubts. First, the cost of the flights and a hotel would not be cheap, and he is already spending whatever nest egg he might have had on cheap tat - he will need his current income to support himself and his habits, Mays new daemon spawn and also pay Child Support. He is going to drastically reduce his monthly income whilst also adding expensive recurring financial costs. In addition, he's lazy and selfish, and if he is truly only doing this out of spite then I highly doubt he will maintain the motivation to keep attending especially if @MWV stops acting like a retard on social media and shuts up!
 
How does he expect to start a legal fund when he's been banned from all legitimate payment processors and even a bunch of the second-string less legitimate ones?
He'll use Baked's Christian funding platform. People would give money to a father who says they are desperately trying to be with their son.
Ralph created a child out of spite, and now wants to get a DNA test to prove the child is his out of spite. :story:
It also shows that he has put no thought into this at all, he has gone from talking about re-rolling the states on his son, to not wanting to pay child support because the visitation he would get would not be worth the cost, to now promising to submit a DNA test so he can get visitation.

However, how is this really going to go down?
Ralph will get a DNA test, it will confirm he is the father of Xander and he will have to pay child support. Chances are Ralph will get visitation, I think there is an outside chance a Revenge Porn conviction for posting porn of the mother might frustrate this, but this visitation will be in a visitation centre. So Ralph will need to travel, probably only once every few months or so, from Virginia to California to see his son in a visitation centre for a few hours. Do we really believe that Ralph will do this for a prolonged period of time?

I have my doubts. First, the cost of the flights and a hotel would not be cheap, and he is already spending whatever nest egg he might have had on cheap tat - he will need his current income to support himself and his habits, Mays new daemon spawn and also pay Child Support. He is going to drastically reduce his monthly income whilst also adding expensive recurring financial costs. In addition, he's lazy and selfish, and if he is truly only doing this out of spite then I highly doubt he will maintain the motivation to keep attending especially if @MWV stops acting like an exceptional individual on social media and shuts up!
He'll visit Dick and stay at the Barbie Mansion. He can be debauched in L.A. and the State might work with him to have the visitation in L.A. or he'll rent a car. Ralph's teased moving to L.A. or they'll live in Las Vegas and drive.
 
He'll visit Dick and stay at the Barbie Mansion. He can be debauched in L.A. and the State might work with him to have the visitation in L.A. or he'll rent a car. Ralph's teased moving to L.A. or they'll live in Las Vegas and drive.
Ralph couldn't afford to move to LA, lets be real here.

I mean sure there are ways and means of achieving this - but will Ralph do them? He's lazy at the best of times.
If Ralph is making $3,000 a month he is probably going to have to give a good $800 of that to Faith - or maybe more! - if you add in a monthly flight that could be another $200. Hotels, cars, shit that's going to be another couple hundred $s. Maybe he could save by staying with Dick, but then is Dick going to accept that on each occasion? I doubt that very much, you could quickly outstay your welcome.

This is all not even considering any loss of earnings from the time off, the fact he will have a second child to look after, maybe he goes to Jail and loses a few more pay piggies and community clout. Plus, this is after he pissed away a nest egg on going to Vegas and spent thousands on legal fees.

I have doubts Ralph will be able to afford all this, nevermind being personally motivated to do it.
 
Ralph couldn't afford to move to LA, lets be real here.

I mean sure there are ways and means of achieving this - but will Ralph do them? He's lazy at the best of times.
If Ralph is making $3,000 a month he is probably going to have to give a good $800 of that to Faith - or maybe more! - if you add in a monthly flight that could be another $200. Hotels, cars, shit that's going to be another couple hundred $s. Maybe he could save by staying with Dick, but then is Dick going to accept that on each occasion? I doubt that very much, you could quickly outstay your welcome.

This is all not even considering any loss of earnings from the time off, the fact he will have a second child to look after, maybe he goes to Jail and loses a few more pay piggies and community clout. Plus, this is after he pissed away a nest egg on going to Vegas and spent thousands on legal fees.

I have doubts Ralph will be able to afford all this, nevermind being personally motivated to do it.
DONT YOU DISRESPECT THE RALPHAMALE LIKE THAT! HE MAKES 70K A YEAR!

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Absolutely based and redpilled by the Ralphamale. Begging his audience for shekels so he can lose X amount a month on child support for a kid that will grow up to hate him anyway. Xandera will be beaten extra hard for her brother's sins.
I wonder if the day will come where Ralph’s daughter, or maybe even his son, pops off at the mouth, as children/teenagers tend to do from time to time, and Ralph just flies off the handle. Can you imagine Ralph firing up his Twitter account so he can humiliate his own children because they said something to offend him?

The demon baby says something about Ralph being a dead beat and Ralph goes to Twitter saying ā€œthis little fucker wants to call me a dead beat, but forgets his mom is a whore that can’t make a chicken salad sandwich!ā€
I can totally see Ralph doing something like this to his kids in the future.
In one of the only lucky breaks for the child, Ralph will be long dead before that happens.
 
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Oh Ralph. 'It's definitely mine' Don't call your kid 'it'. Makes you look like some kind of douche that's only doing this out of spite and bitterness. Oh wait...

Do we think he would be doing this if May's baby was also a boy?
 
Oh Ralph. 'It's definitely mine' Don't call your kid 'it'. Makes you look like some kind of douche that's only doing this out of spite and bitterness. Oh wait...

Do we think he would be doing this if May's baby was also a boy?
Lol that's right his reroll got him a girl and after talking all that shit about kimg Henry lmfao, this means I can fuck Ralph's 18 year old daughter over grave

edit lol and the clip of ralph saying he doesnt want a daughter and thanking that he got a son instead, i think ill play that to little ethquanita ralph as a pick up line
 
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So it took him posting a sob story on Twitter that Faith poked at for him to finally decide to get a paternity test, not when he claimed Faith stole the child from him (lmfao), not when her and her dad took Ralph to court, not even to own the alawgs? Ralph's gotta be careful around utensils while eating, he wouldn't want to cut that very thin skin of his on the dull end of a spoon.
 
Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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ā€œcoming to vegas is about distractionā€
so you’re admitting your problem basically. that’s what an addiction is, ralph.
 
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If this works and Ralph is tricked into paying child support for a child on the other side of the country because his ego was bruised, I will publicly apologize to Vickers and his family for calling them attention whores.
 
Got to wonder what changed. Ralph was ready to go no contact with the kid and now he's ready to fight, it's suspicious if you ask me. I've not been convinced that the kid was his from day 1 and I'm pretty sure Ralph isn't 100% sure either that combined with him not wanting to pay for the child have been the only reason for him not wanting to be involved so his sudden change of heart is weird.

Or it's just hot air.
 
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