Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

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Brian Laundrie FOUND hosting Hot Ones!
 

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Husband of missing NH woman admits to killing her on Vermont trip, police say

Vermont State Police announced late Tuesday night that the remains of 22-year-old Emily Ferlazzo have been recovered.
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VT State Police searching for missing New Hampshire woman​

Dog was right, Brian has killed again.

Emily Schwarz and Joseph Ferlazzo's Wedding Website - The Knot

Welcome to Emily Schwarz and Joseph Ferlazzo's Wedding Website! View photos, directions, registry details and more at The Knot.
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Looks like the wedding is off.

He was a tattoo artist. No trial needed, guilty!

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Body Art Tattoo Studio - Burlington, VT

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I saw a headline that said Brian had been found, but when I clicked on it there was no article, just ads for other stories. Lame. It was a source I usually trust too, so it's extra lame.

I hope he's never found just to piss off the people looking for him. They annoy me therefore they do not deserve accomplishment. Harumph.
 
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I hope he's never found just to piss off the people looking for him. They annoy me therefore they do not deserve accomplishment. Harumph.
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Same here, I hope they never find him. That way, all the talk of Gabby Petito will continue in perpetuity, leading the media to constantly cry about "missing white woman" syndrome. This will have the two pronged effect of making people sick of hearing stupid, shitty lies like missing white woman's syndrome and make them more racist in response due to constantly hearing such nonsense.

The second effect is that if more articles are written about Petito and white whamin syndrome, that's less room for articles about minorities.

So all-in-all, a net positive for society in every respect.
 
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Coroner arrives at Florida park after Brian Laundrie’s items found. Source
the Laundries discovered a white bag and a dark-colored object after traveling through a patch of brambles at the edge of the brush at a clearing. They could be seen putting the object into the bag and handing it over to a law enforcement officer.
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Suspicious.
 
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Coroner arrives at Florida park after Brian Laundrie’s items found. Source

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Haha, the parents go out and within a few hours are able to stumble upon article of clothing that belong to their son, something $1.5 million in taxpayer funded pig spending is unable to do. Parents knew where the fuck he was the whole time and were tired of screeching Karen's on megaphones in front of their house everyday and retarded redditors gossiping about them, so they decided to end it so they can catch some Z's in peace. Can't blame them either since some actress was saying Brian was living in a crawlspace in their house, and some foil hat-wearing TikTokers were saying he was living in their flower bed.

Brian Laundrie Hiding Inside Home ‘Crawlspace,’ Actress Claims (It was Kirstie Alley if you don't want to click the link)
Brian Laundrie Garden Theory: TikTok Video Claims He Is Hiding in Parents’ Flowerbed
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Haha, the parents go out and within a few hours are able to stumble upon article of clothing that belong to their son, something $1.5 million in taxpayer funded pig spending is unable to do. Parents knew where the fuck he was the whole time and were tired of screeching Karen's on megaphones in front of their house everyday and exceptional redditors gossiping about them, so they decided to end it so they can catch some Z's in peace. Can't blame them either since some actress was saying Brian was living in a crawlspace in their house, and some foil hat-wearing TikTokers were saying he was living in their flower bed.

Brian Laundrie Hiding Inside Home ‘Crawlspace,’ Actress Claims (It was Kirstie Alley if you don't want to click the link)
Brian Laundrie Garden Theory: TikTok Video Claims He Is Hiding in Parents’ Flowerbed
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It's awfully suspicious that they thought up a place to check and surprise, surprise, there's all his stuff and a body, in that "he killed himself, I guess there's no reason to keep hiding him now" kind of way.
 
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The place that they found him, which was off of one Brian's favorite trails (weird), had been underwater previously.

What if he had come back to Florida, told his parents he killed gabby, his dad loses his fucking mind and kills Brian? Then the dad and mom dump his body in the reserve, leaving his backpack and car there to make it look like he ran.
 
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It's awfully suspicious that they thought up a place to check and surprise, surprise, there's all his stuff and a body, in that "he killed himself, I guess there's no reason to keep hiding him now" kind of way.
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LEO are saying now that the area was previously flooded. Still suspicious af that a day after the park is reopened for the public they happen to find him and pretty much near the entrance too. The area must have been flooded when Brian went in too so...???

Oh well. Curious to see if they can determine cause of death since they said "partial remains"". How the hell did he off himself in that swamp? Did he have a gun with him all along?
 
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