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This guy stayed up til 4am pondering, posted a 'I am so serious about this upcoming revelation, I've ditched my autistic schedule' tweet and then pulled this absolute garbage out?

Gin has turned this guy's brain into wallpaper paste and Kat 'spin around on your chair for cash' Burnell has been giving him more of her shite ideas because she's got the mind of a 9 year old.

It's the only explanation.
 
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Heard this earlier but couldn’t post at the time. This caught my attention, DSP‘s conceit on display as he sub-consciously elevated himself over “hundred and thousands of people”:



“they’re are probably hundred thousands if not millions of people in the world who wish they could be YouTubers… it’s true, they wish they could do what I do for a living”

lmao, DSP, people wish they could be YTs like Pewdiepie, Maximillian dood, and other prominent creators of whom you are definitely jealous. Nobody wishes they could do what you do for a ”job”: beg, debase and humiliate yourself daily, lie and deceive 24/7, have no future long term plan, and I could go on and on.

By your own admission, you don’t make enough money on YT (he needs tips!) to live. Therefore, you are no longer a YouTuber any more than I am in the context we are discussing (a career). Nobody, and I mean nobody, wishes to be in your specific situation you bum.

One of the things that forever makes me laugh regarding DSP is that hes ok playing the woe is me, I’m a constant victim card when it’s convenient but otherwise, he is in such a fortunate position that tons of people would love to be in. DSP, you can’t have it both ways, you can’t be a perpetual victim who‘s suffered years of abuse while simultaneously being in a position hundreds of thousands envy. Just doesn’t work like that.
 
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Pargon said:
don’t dogpile some poor fucker who has to run a corporate twitter, especially when it’s not even confirmed he’s been sponsored

Jesus fucking Christ I’m back for two days and you fags can’t keep it in your pants
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Even if it is sponsored, pigler is making them look like shit by being a toxic crybaby. He has done nothing but be toxic from minute one since being a popular youtuber makes him baby rage. He was sitting there staring at the "top ten fake youtubers" in game talking shit about people that dont even exist because they were more popular than fake dsp. Its pathological jealousy I swear.
 
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Ah.......the dreaded mixed bag. The paying people have told you a lot of things you've ignored Phail. You just thought this would be your chance to shit on actual successful streamers because of jealousy. Go back to your two fisted gin gobbling.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
Phil threw out his schedule to play this basic game, one that he isn't bitching about having to shell out a measly $20 for, and he's not shitting on it when it's clearly geared towarded nudnik ninja fans.

Clearly he's getting money for playing it.
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What's making no sense is that there was 0 hype around it, not from his whales or from him. There must be some pathetic reason he latched onto it so hard. He has never dropped his precious plans like this.
 
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Count Cumia said:
It would be interesting if DSP is actually just trying to shake things up. The fact that his audience thinks there is something more to this like a sponsorship really says something about what they think of him.
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He also just said he can't waste money on non game pass games, but he shilled out for this game that no one wanted? This game has to be sponsored/free.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Top Lesson: Phil lies about not lying.

It's not an exciting clip tbh but it always bothers me when pathological liars tell you they are honest.
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He unironically used "jabronie", that word associated with hulk hogan. Way to prove wrestling is still important to you despite your claims otherwise.

This fucker is talking about "clickbating" his audience like he didn't try that for this very stream. And even if he was honest, what he said here makes no fucking sense. If he was truly honest, he'd be praised to the sun and back for his 'tegridy and wouldn't ever need to beg. He'd be that golden child, the one that battles the likes of raycon, nordvpn and raidy shady. But instead he bemoans not having any sponsors, and when he does get one he does anything he can to not ack-acknowledge it.

And not starting drama? Why did you try to dance on Projared's grave, bring up trolls and tried to provoke pdp like you were T-series? Oh right, drama is the only thing keeping whales tipping. The don't tip because they like you, they tip because they hate us like the boogeyman we're not. If he shut up about us for a day, they'd forget why they support you, because you bore them as well. Why is your most reliable tipper not a aprt of your "community", and doing it in secret. He's brought everything, from the trolling to everyone else's apathy to his self inflicted shit life, on himself. And he knows it, why else would he need that much gin?
 
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uh oh
 
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I got to admit for the first 30 minutes I sat around and questioned why out of all the games in the world he’d pick this random game.

Then it occurred to me that it makes perfect sense. The guy is literally an aged out boomer. I highlighted this in my previous post. He’s the type of boomer that picks his kids up on the weekend because it’s his turn to get time with them and then takes them home and gives them shitty board games like chutes and ladders or marbles to play with.

the guy is out of touch. The reason his streams and his youtube channel is dying is because he’s out of touch.

tl;dr its a walking simulator. His wheelchairs love walking simulators.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Top Lesson: Phil lies about not lying.

It's not an exciting clip tbh but it always bothers me when pathological liars tell you they are honest.
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Phail is the type of guy, that if he owned an actual house and decided to cut his grass, would buy a mower, hit the biggest rock in the overgrown yard, bend the crankshaft and rip the bent blade off, would take the mower back to the store and want warranty. When they'd deny him warranty because he hit something, he would argue that he didn't and the blade just fell off on it's own.
 
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