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[Ghostse]

Biden-Harris Administration Greenlights Coverage of LGBTQ+ Care as an Essential Health Benefit in Colorado | CMS

New health plan benchmarks expand access to care for transgender patients

www.cms.gov

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So prolapse treatment, AIDS antivirals because condoms are homophobic, life-long hormones for people who have voluntarily destroyed their endocrine systems, maintenance of surgical wounds they work to keep open, the chop-and-flip, armskin dongs, and training for OBGYN to not be immediately grossed out as they are expected to examine and treat surgically inverted penises.

All coming out of your tax dollars.
Honk, honk.

 

[stupid frog]

It looks like Bonnie got left behind.

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yes, i also require chapstick be kept with my witch shit

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

I was wondering what the market was for those dumb things. At least tarot cards are cool looking…

I had one of those shit tier knives hanging on my bedroom walls when I was ten. I thought it was sooo cool. By the time I was fucking twelve I was already embarrassed by that cheap shit and gave it to a younger kid to hang on his wall. That’s about all they are for lol

 

[AGPinochet]

So prolapse treatment, AIDS antivirals because condoms are homophobic, life-long hormones for people who have voluntarily destroyed their endocrine systems, maintenance of surgical wounds they work to keep open, the chop-and-flip, armskin dongs, and training for OBGYN to not be immediately grossed out as they are expected to examine and treat surgically inverted penises.

All coming out of your tax dollars.
Honk, honk.

America is the greatest and most moral nation in history after all, not even an inkling of Evil perverts it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Please enjoy this picture that would be Bonnie but younger and skinnier.

My guess? Paul is staying to babysit the tranch. He might go back to Alyssa when they come back Tuesday/Wednesday.

America is the greatest and most moral nation in history after all, not even an inkling of Evil perverts it.

It's ok, at least we're not China or Iran.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Please enjoy this picture that would be Bonnie but younger and skinnier.

Optimistic as hell, I don't think Bonnie has ever been that skinny in his life.

I do think that Bonnie's staying to babysit the Tranch, but I think he assumed Alyssa could just come on over and stay with him and got told some version of 'your nasty-ass feral prostitute isn't allowed on the property'.
Which is a very good call, because she seems like the exact type to dip people's toothbrushes in the toilet out of spite.

 

[Just Hamsters]

It's tarot for people who want to pretend to be spooky, but are too lazy/exceptional to even manage tarot.

I'd also like to add that Tarot has legitimate value in terms of psychology and reflection. Nothing supernatural about it. I use it sometimes just for my own stress relief and meditation.

I don't think I'm a fortune-telling Cyber Goddess or anything, it's just nice to draw a card that prompts you to think about a vague topic. It triggers the pattern recognition part of your brain and can get you to evaluate itself. A lot like ink blot tests.

Of course, I suspect these people definitely lack the self-awareness to get much out of that.

 

[The Angry Polack]

Bonnie is at Alyssa's again, maybe Sky got stuck with Tranch duty again?

It looks like Kev, Penny, Jen, and Ash are the troons at the con.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kindne...tellar-runawayroostudios.101025/post-10258621

 

[AngryTreeRat]

My favourite one of these is "Troonblinka"

I think they're oracle cards. Here's another angle (caption: "magic is art therapy")
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Basically tarot is a bullshit parlor game where you interpret the cards to have certain meanings and so pretend you're being offered guidance about the future or whatever. It's aided by cold reading and guessing what the person wants to hear.

However there's supposed to be a pattern to interpretation (e.g. "sevens represent a need to introspect, and cups represent fulfillment, so as it's in your significator position in this spread and it's inverted, it's showing that at this time the emotional refuge you once sought is not healthy and you're currently feeling fearful and confused, needing to search within for guidance and clarity on how you truly feel"). Therefore it's technically possible to read them wrong ("Oh, seven of cups! Well the cups are made of gold so I think it means you're going to be really rich!"). So you basically need to study them (or google that stuff, but that kinda ruins the I'm A Magical Priestess Seeing The Future bullshit Bonnie is larping at).

Enter oracle cards. Oracle cards are mostly just pretty pictures, sometimes with writing that literally tells you things like "Beware of negative energy, you may be sensitive to emotional vampires". They're not standardised, so Bonnie probably bought a "spirit animal oracle" because Peruvian (no Peruvians didn't have spirit animals). There's no spreads where the cards in different positions are supposed to mean different things, there's no esoteric symbolism you're supposed to have learned to interpret, you just pull out a card with a dolphin that says "remember to smile" and you personally interpret it to mean whatever you want because it's a message to you and only you, so you conclude that this means you should smuggle Kindness to the ranch again. It's tarot for people who want to pretend to be spooky, but are too lazy/exceptional to even manage tarot.

Oracle cards are one of the most obviously bullshit divination methods I've come across. Divination is clearly bullshit, but most methods have a pattern. Palm reading, tarot, astrology, casting bones; they all have a few rules, meanings you need to know, a way to do it "correctly". Oracle cards are one of those things clearly marketed towards new age hippies and the exceptionally wonky neo-pagans who don't want to commit to learning or understanding anything and just want to be different and quirky.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

This place sounds more and more like a less cool Jonestown.

Edit:

Seriously, these folks are either going to go down due to Tax evasion or they'll 41% themselves.

 

[Thumb Butler]

So prolapse treatment, AIDS antivirals because condoms are homophobic, life-long hormones for people who have voluntarily destroyed their endocrine systems, maintenance of surgical wounds they work to keep open, the chop-and-flip, armskin dongs, and training for OBGYN to not be immediately grossed out as they are expected to examine and treat surgically inverted penises.

All coming out of your tax dollars.
Honk, honk.

And screw old cis-scum Aunt Matilda who was stupid enough to get cancer and has almost no savings.

 

[Lady Reines]

Enjoy my shitty fake article edit

Having read this the past few days, I am just completely baffled.

This is irrefutable evidence that the uninhabitable, desolate wasteland of Mars would not be able to handle they/them pussy. They somehow managed to make an already horrible place to start a ranch that much more impossibly terrible. Everything regarding Kindness honestly blew me away, to the appoint I practically astral projected from the disassociation. I saw God and he says there is no hope for us.

I can only imagine how the veterans among them were during their initial service. How much you want to bet they were the types to fail pistol qualifications and practically flinched from every shot of their own service rifle, pulling the shoulders to their ears?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Putting these here for posterity since all this shit being jumbled across three threads is confusing:

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Two queens (fulls?) for four adult men…. Not even a junior suite, which could add sleeping space by putting the tardlets on a pull-out couch. very “swanky” indeed.

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Ah.

🏳️‍⚧️ Kathryn Gibes 🔜 BLFC 🎃 on Twitter: "Omg this hotel room they…

archived 20 Oct 2021 21:43:33 UTC

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I have nothing to say. [A]
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Kevin stop, seeing you trying to live out your fantasies of being a Twitter slut this afternoon makes me want to close out of the 4 Andi Bagus tabs I have open. This is disgusting. [A]
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But going back to con matters- Kevin may not have brought shaving cream and razors, but he sure as hell brought some toys to open! [A]View attachment 2644196
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Spoiler: Pics

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Just a close up:
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[Ghostse]

My favourite one of these is "Troonblinka"

Troonblinka is already taken for Kjel & Niraj's troon death camp in California though.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greta-gustava-martela-kjel-anderson-nina-niraj-chaubal.23222/

 

[Meriasek]

A pit and tarps cost much less than $80-90k, bordering on $100 and the diesel fuel for the tractor.

Besides, when the alpacas start dieing from malnourishment, disease, cold weather, or proximity to the amhole, they can just fill in the pit and use it as a mass grave. They already have step 1 of that project completed anyway

You mean that isn't the whole point of the pit to begin with?

 

[AssignedEva]

You mean that isn't the whole point of the pit to begin with?

Unironically if that is their plan, wouldn't that breach EPA regulations on the disposal of livestock corpses?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Unironically if that is their plan, wouldn't that breach EPA regulations on the disposal of livestock corpses?

A lot of what they're doing and sharing in public places is already violations of various laws and regulations, from building codes to animal cruelty laws to livestock waste disposal.

Here's a handy PDF from the state regarding animal carcass disposal: https://ag.colorado.gov/sites/ag/files/documents/Animal-Carcass-Disposal-CDPHE.pdf

They are allowed to bury carcasses on their property, but there's some caveats:

• Layers of lime or quicklime should be applied below and above the carcass to help accelerate decomposition of the waste. Care should be used in applying lime as it is caustic and can cause severe burns to the skin and eyes.
• Burial pits must be covered with a minimum of two feet of soil.
• Carcasses cannot be placed in any body of water, seasonal creek or pond, or in areas that may carry or hold water such as gullies, ditches, blowouts or natural depressions.
• To minimize potential impacts to groundwater, large numbers of bigger carcasses (e.g., more than ten cows) should not be limed and buried together.
• Surface water must be diverted from the burial site through the use of berms or other structures.
• All carcasses must be buried at least 150 feet away from any water supply source.
• All carcasses must be buried downgradient from any groundwater supply sources.
• The bottom of the burial pit must be at least five feet above the high point of the uppermost groundwater table to ensure that carcasses do not come into contact with groundwater.
• Burial sites must be located at least one mile away from any residence of any person.
• Burial sites should not be located in areas with fractured or cavernous rock, high seasonal water tables or highly permeable soils.

The Tranch is in a bit of a unique spot on this - a blizzard or other extreme weather is determined to be an all-hazard event that may result in excess livestock death. However, the animals are in poor condition, likely sick, and lack adequate shelter, making their deaths potentially a veterinary/regulatory issue that requires investigation.

I know that everyone in here is thirsty for some comuppance or consequences to befall the Tranch for all of their irresponsible actions. That said, it's extremely unlikely that they'll be getting into hot water for this or anything else they do, short of shooting somebody or vivisecting a live alpaca on Twitch. They live in the middle of nowhere and run an extremely small operation in the grand scheme of things. The state doesn't have the resources to give a shit about every single hick Earl on Estradiol that has sick animals and falling apart shacks on their marginal land.

tl;dr the state has the authority to regulate livestock burials. The Tranch probably won't get in trouble.

 

[Oxyjen]

tl;dr the state has the authority to regulate livestock burials. The Tranch probably won't get in trouble.

Great post. I’d take from that, the only thing that might get them into trouble is if a neighbour complains (the one mile thing).

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More BLFC adventures that haven’t been covered in this thread.

Kevin posted some pics [1], [2]

Penny even posted one too![A]

And [A]

I’m not sure why we’re all asking “who’s at the tranch” because it’s obvious that the serfs are there. [A]

Spoiler: pics

I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the BLFC tweets into one post when the weekend’s over.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Goddamn it, we have all these different fast-moving threads for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on two different subforums. I know I'm not the first to say this, but the TUR really should have its own subforum and would get a lot more interaction than some of these subforums do.