Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

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You guys are entirely wrong. Color of law is when case law and the written law is used to prevent her from taking down the Kiwi Farms and getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to go with her welfare checks to support Marshall's meth addiction
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Her Color of Law filings all failed because Marshall snorted all of her highlighters dry.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
@TamarYaelBatYah I think I figured out what Marshall's secret book is. Based on what he said about Persia I suspect it's Book of Daniel. In reality it's not very secret, I have a pdf of it among many other apocryphal writings and old grimoires.
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I think I could pick a random title off a Goodreads gay romance list and have a pretty good shot at guessing Marshall's 'secret book'.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
@TamarYaelBatYah I think I figured out what Marshall's secret book is. Based on what he said about Persia I suspect it's Book of Daniel. In reality it's not very secret, I have a pdf of it among many other apocryphal writings and old grimoires.
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Secret Book for Marshall? Can he even read? I'd say his secret book is a coloring book, but he keeps smoking the crayons.
 
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break these cuffs said:
I think I could pick a random title off a Goodreads gay romance list and have a pretty good shot at guessing Marshall's 'secret book'.
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RodgerDodger said:
Secret Book for Marshall? Can he even read? I'd say his secret book is a coloring book, but he keeps smoking the crayons.
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I believe they are exactly the kind of people to fall for Harold Camping's "prophecy" or find some old text and believe it's the ultimate source of secret divine knowledge but not smart or creative enough to come up with something like this by themselves.
Actually the most fitting text related to what he said would be Yalkut Yeshayahu but it's not at all ancient (written in 1939) and comes from rabbinical tradition Mel and Marshall appear to dislike.
Yalkut Yeshayahu said:
In the year that the Messiah will be revealed, all of the leaders of the nations will provoke each other; the king of Persia will provoke the king of Arabia, and the king of Arabia will go to Edom [this is supposed to be US - IOO] to receive advice from them. And the king of Persia will go and destroy the entire world, and all the nations of the world will shake and panic and fall on their faces and feel contractions like those of giving birth, and Israel will shake and panic and ask "Where will we go?". And [Yahweh] will say to them, "My children, do not fear, because everything I did, I did for you. Why are you afraid? Don’t be afraid. The time has come for your redemption."
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I believe they are exactly the kind of people to fall for Harold Camping's "prophecy" or find some old text and believe it's the ultimate source of secret divine knowledge but not smart or creative enough to come up with something like this by themselves.
Actually the most fitting text related to what he said would be Yalkut Yeshayahu but it's not at all ancient (written in 1939) and comes from rabbinical tradition Mel and Marshall appear to dislike.
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Well the messiah has returnedand is currently jailed nearby in Virginia. Is Marshall's secret book a Sonichu comic?
 
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Easy J said:
He's sitting in prison for another year for bragging about buying a gun despite having been previously involuntarily committed to a crazy house.
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Even stupid people wouldn't do this. Anyone who openly brags to officials about the illegal shit they did thinking that they are in the right should be involuntarily committed forever. It is the true sign of a loon. Reagan fucked up the mental health system. Melinda and Pam should be locked in padded rooms receiving hourly shock therapy treatments. Cynthia is ok though. Shure she isn't right in the head, but she stays in her apartment working on her little roach anime and doesn't hurt anyone. The Cynthia/Pam divide should become a national standard for mental institution.
Illuminati Order Official said:
@TamarYaelBatYah I think I figured out what Marshall's secret book is. Based on what he said about Persia I suspect it's Book of Daniel. In reality it's not very secret, I have a pdf of it among many other apocryphal writings and old grimoires.
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Daniel isn't apocryphal. It's included in the Bible, unless we are talking about two different things.
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Our Lord and Savior, Christ-Chan!
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This was the first thing I thought of
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Parts are, I believe, canonical, parts are deuterocanonical and I think Judaism has some issues with it.
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Daniel is present in the Bible as well as the Torah. For all I know the texts presented could be edited to fit a narrative though. That kind of shit has always happened. Any Christians reading this should look into the Council of Nicaea.
 
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