Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Useful_Mistake]

Marshal: This nation is going to burn to the ground (by God), it's gonna get invaded. I know by who, I read the prophecies. I found some secret books.

Nick: (laughing) He couldn't find a book to save himself from jail, but he managed to find some secret book that told him what nation will invade USA.

Marshal: It's gonna be Iran, it's gonna rape your women, kill your babies, bash their heads in. They are building an army, I know, I've been following Iran, they've got some high-tech missiles. The almighty is gonna give them the courage and strength to kill you all motherfuckers.

Sadly that evil Nick fact checked Marshalls' claims. How dare you fact check the words of Marshall's super secret book, Nick!?

Marshal: Iran is gonna protect the righteous people. They are going to bring the jews back to Jerusalem. The prophecy said Persia, but they are the same as Iran.

Nick: Seems like a bit short-sighted of the prophecy to not predict the downfall of Persia.

 

[RodgerDodger]

IRAN! They're gonna come and kill all us Motherfuckers... but not him though. because he's righteous?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Marshal: Iran is going to take over and sack Jerusalem.

I take back everything I said about Part 2, this shit is hilarious.

Edit: I'm not entirely sure what Iran's alleged world domination has to do with Mel's lawsuit, but hey, that part was funny

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

I have nothing to add to this other than even after two fingers of Knob Creek single barrel I am barely able to comprehend this level of retardation.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Is that assault charge from back when he strangled his then-current wife? Because he was stuck in jail for that charge, yes, but it wasn't because they denied him bail. It's just that Marshall is a broke moron, so he had no money to pay his bail. He's also a giant always-farting asshole, so no one was going to pay on his behalf.

Anyway, it's nice to learn that it's Iran who'll finally end the US. For the longest time Marshall was pinning his hopes on mexicans and injuns rising up and slaughtering the pale-faces. Yes, Marshall's a pale-face. But they'd accept him because reasons.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekeita's headline says he has some sort of response from Melinda's Husband. Going by past performances Nick will rail on about youtube and covid for 2 or 3 hours than dedicate 5 minutes or so to it before he has to pee.

I like people who weren't captured didn't get the coof.

Yes, Marshall's a pale-face. But they'd accept him because reasons.

Marshall is a literal retard high on extra chromosomes. Imagine birthing that sped's offspring. What a dumb cunt Melinda is.

 

[break these cuffs]

Iran could barely make it 10 miles into Iraq in the 80s and they're the ones who are going to invade the US? I love Marshal. Keep smoking meth and sucking dicks, bud.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Dang it, I fell asleep early last night and missed out on Marshall's insane ramblings

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

@TamarYaelBatYah Would you say you and Marshall are vocal cummers? When he is about to shoot his load does he start moaning and saying "Don't estop baby, dont fucking estop""Fuck Im gonna fucking cum inside of you!!!" Then his nuts empty deep in your holes. Can you feel his hot load in there? Does he say "damn baby you a soul snatcher! You a throat goat. You ever get your bootie ate?"

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Uh, oh! Did you hack into our private porn collection? How did you know?!

Has anyone ever been able to get a straight answer out of Melinda regarding why she continues to come here and post if the content and people on the site bother her so much?

Read the pleadings. The official on the record answer is in there.

Honestly, she's such a sweetheart.

@TamarYaelBatYah
Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask. Are you familiar with subreddit r/femaledatingstrategy? Since I do feel like their message brushes against your own ideologies a bit, I'd like to hear if you do have anything to say about them.

The first problem is with the word "dating". Dating doesn't work. I think the Rabbinical Jewish community got it right on this one. They coined a term called "Shidduch". It's where you have platonic and professional interviews with a potential marriage candidate. Based on the interview and questions you can move forward or politely tell them you have desire to go forward. No sex involved, no feelings get hurt.

That is what I did with Marshall. We had a Shidduch phase where I asked him questions. Lots of them. Then when I was satisfied with what I heard (and vice versa, he did the same to me), only after that did I allow myself to have feelings for him.
It works a whole lot better than "dating".

I think he's camera shy primarily. Shout-out to Melinda for having the same dead eyes and viciously overplucked eyebrows in every picture, though!

Ah, the single girl with acne is hating because that's me with a man and flawless skin. "Don't hate, congra'dulate!"

I don't pluck my eyebrows. I wax them. It's completely normal and natural for girls with round faces and pomegranate cheeks to have thinner eyebrows. A round face doesn't look right with thick eyebrows. Scary! You have to match your eyebrows to your face shape. I don't want to look like a melon with 2 caterpillars crawling on my 5 head.

A shot out to all you round faced girls out there with pomegranate cheeks and thinner eyebrows!

@TamarYaelBatYah If you're so much smarter than the judges and lawyers who've studied for this, why is it that you can't perform basic editing on the court documents you file?

I don't have law clerks working for me, they do. 2 typos out of 40 pages isn't bad. Especially considering I have to multi-task watch 6 children while typing. I guarantee you most lawyers and judges don't have to provide childcare and type at the same time.

Here, I have more to say on the issue. With my "resting bitch face"....

 

[Space Cooter]

Uh, oh! Did you hack into our private porn collection? How did you know?!



Read the pleadings. The official on the record answer is in there.



The first problem is with the word "dating". Dating doesn't work. I think the Rabbinical Jewish community got it right on this one. They coined a term called "Shidduch". It's where you have platonic and professional interviews with a potential marriage candidate. Based on the interview and questions you can move forward or politely tell them you have desire to go forward. No sex involved, no feelings get hurt.

That is what I did with Marshall. We had a Shidduch phase where I asked him questions. Lots of them. Then when I was satisfied with what I heard (and vice versa, he did the same to me), only after that did I allow myself to have feelings for him.
It works a whole lot better than "dating".



Ah, the single girl with acne is hating because that's me with a man and flawless skin. "Don't hate, congra'dulate!"

I don't pluck my eyebrows. I wax them. It's completely normal and natural for girls with round faces and pomegranate cheeks to have thinner eyebrows. A round face doesn't look right with thick eyebrows. Scary! You have to match your eyebrows to your face shape. I don't want to look like a melon with 2 caterpillars crawling on my 5 head.

A shot out to all you round faced girls out there with pomegranate cheeks and thinner eyebrows!



I don't have law clerks working for me, they do. 2 typos out of 40 pages isn't bad. Especially considering I have to multi-task watch 6 children while typing. I guarantee you most lawyers and judges don't have to provide childcare and type at the same time.

Here, I have more to say on the issue. With my "resting bitch face"....

Is that a black eye? Doesn't look too recent. What did you do to Marshall to deserve that shiner Mel?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Uh, oh! Did you hack into our private porn collection? How did you know?!

I can tell you are a vocal cummer based on the pitch and tone of you and Marshall's voice.

Why do you intoduce yourself as Taymar? Are you taking on a black identity now?

Do you and Marshall have names for your butts? I picked a special name for mine that I came across in a dream. I named my shitter Gaby Petito. SO everytime Im constipated on the toilet I yell at my VUTT "Petito Godammit you whore PUSH. Untuck out of that dark hole you bith!!!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Uh, oh! Did you hack into our private porn collection? How did you know?!



Read the pleadings. The official on the record answer is in there.



The first problem is with the word "dating". Dating doesn't work. I think the Rabbinical Jewish community got it right on this one. They coined a term called "Shidduch". It's where you have platonic and professional interviews with a potential marriage candidate. Based on the interview and questions you can move forward or politely tell them you have desire to go forward. No sex involved, no feelings get hurt.

That is what I did with Marshall. We had a Shidduch phase where I asked him questions. Lots of them. Then when I was satisfied with what I heard (and vice versa, he did the same to me), only after that did I allow myself to have feelings for him.
It works a whole lot better than "dating".



Ah, the single girl with acne is hating because that's me with a man and flawless skin. "Don't hate, congra'dulate!"

I don't pluck my eyebrows. I wax them. It's completely normal and natural for girls with round faces and pomegranate cheeks to have thinner eyebrows. A round face doesn't look right with thick eyebrows. Scary! You have to match your eyebrows to your face shape. I don't want to look like a melon with 2 caterpillars crawling on my 5 head.

A shot out to all you round faced girls out there with pomegranate cheeks and thinner eyebrows!



I don't have law clerks working for me, they do. 2 typos out of 40 pages isn't bad. Especially considering I have to multi-task watch 6 children while typing. I guarantee you most lawyers and judges don't have to provide childcare and type at the same time.

Here, I have more to say on the issue. With my "resting bitch face"....

Welcome back, Mel. Like always, when you "leave forever" you seem to miss us and come back

Here, I have more to say on the issue. With my "resting bitch face"....

I'm not watching the video, unless it has more prophecies from Marshall. Can you tell him I really enjoyed his "Iran is going to conquer America" one? It was great.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Slander on Rekeita Law (archive)

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Is that a black eye? Doesn't look too recent. What did you do to Marshall to deserve that shiner Mel?

I have dark inlets because of my Eastern European ancestry (Hungarian). Hungarians have Turkish blood. I don't bother wearing make up to cover it up all the time because I'm not vain. And also, I don't think there's anything wrong with darker inlets. No need to whiten up.

Marshall has never given me a black eye.

Why do you intoduce yourself as Taymar? Are you taking on a black identity now?

No. Tamar is a name taken from The Hebrew Bible. (I don't pronounce my name the same exact way as the Biblical Hebrew though). In 2013 I adopted a Hebrew name for myself.

Do you and Marshall have names for your butts? I picked a special name for mine that I came across in a dream. I named my shitter Gaby Petito. SO everytime Im constipated on the toilet I yell at my VUTT "Petito Godammit you whore PUSH. Untuck out of that dark hole you bith!!!"

Naming butts? Good idea!

I'm not watching the video...

Yeah, you can't handle the truth

Slander on Rekeita Law (archive)

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the thumbnail on that one is different than mine and has major resting bitch face. Hahahaha

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Melinda, do you and Marshall use broken Bic pens to snort your coke or do you just go even more ghetto and just lean right over it and take a big ol'wif of it?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Naming butts? Good idea!

I think it's a wonderful idea. Alternatively, since I am constantly constipated I believe in hanging a poster of someone or something you hate in the bathroom so if you have to pooootschh really hard to make your bowels fall out into the toilet you can fill yourself with rage. This morning I hung a poster up and squatted over the toilet and screamed "GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. Exit my body motherfucker!!! Leave me be you bad spirit.!!"
This was the picture hanging in my bathroom:

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

I think it's a wonderful idea. Alternatively, since I am constantly constipated I believe in hanging a poster of someone or something you hate in the bathroom so if you have to pooootschh really hard to make your bowels fall out into the toilet you can fill yourself with rage. This morning I hung a poster up and squatted over the toilet and screamed "GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. Exit my body motherfucker!!! Leave me be you bad spirit.!!"
This was the picture hanging in my bathroom:

Guess I should put a non-flushable picture of Joshua Moon in my toliet!

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Guess I should put a non-flushable picture of Joshua Moon in my toliet!

Why not? You seem to think about him 24/7.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Uh, oh! Did you hack into our private porn collection? How did you know?!



Read the pleadings. The official on the record answer is in there.



The first problem is with the word "dating". Dating doesn't work. I think the Rabbinical Jewish community got it right on this one. They coined a term called "Shidduch". It's where you have platonic and professional interviews with a potential marriage candidate. Based on the interview and questions you can move forward or politely tell them you have desire to go forward. No sex involved, no feelings get hurt.

That is what I did with Marshall. We had a Shidduch phase where I asked him questions. Lots of them. Then when I was satisfied with what I heard (and vice versa, he did the same to me), only after that did I allow myself to have feelings for him.
It works a whole lot better than "dating".



Ah, the single girl with acne is hating because that's me with a man and flawless skin. "Don't hate, congra'dulate!"

I don't pluck my eyebrows. I wax them. It's completely normal and natural for girls with round faces and pomegranate cheeks to have thinner eyebrows. A round face doesn't look right with thick eyebrows. Scary! You have to match your eyebrows to your face shape. I don't want to look like a melon with 2 caterpillars crawling on my 5 head.

A shot out to all you round faced girls out there with pomegranate cheeks and thinner eyebrows!



I don't have law clerks working for me, they do. 2 typos out of 40 pages isn't bad. Especially considering I have to multi-task watch 6 children while typing. I guarantee you most lawyers and judges don't have to provide childcare and type at the same time.

Here, I have more to say on the issue. With my "resting bitch face"....

Congrats on staying off for a whole, what, 2 days? Maybe 3?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Yeah, you can't handle the truth

Mel, your video faces the same problem Marshall's did. You are trying to squeeze in 3 hours worth of arguments Nick did into 5 minutes (a bit more in Marshall's case). Do you even have a single citation to anything in that vid? Did you have time to play Nick's clips for context?

I mean, I can watch and critique it, if you want, I just don't think there's gonna be much sustenance in there.

Congrats on staying off for a whole, what, 2 days? Maybe 3?

She left on Monday.