DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[WWE Champion]

Yes, this should be frontpage. Imho Drachenlord is the biggest non-American Lolcow.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I honestly think this is worth front page news

Herr @Null betreiben Sie Fanmanagement

 

[Polski Punk Kurwa]

Wie viele Polizisten bei der Pinea wohl gerade anstoßen?

 

[Rommelbutt]

Wie viele Polizisten bei der Pinea wohl gerade anstoßen?

All of them except daddy Schmer

 

[NigKid]

Frontpage brothers!

Welcome Farmers to the lardtard, the fatmountain, the one and only; Drachenlord!
A German™ original.

˅˅˅ English timeline below ˅˅˅

 

[Polski Punk Kurwa]

he will surely miss Rudi's bua

 

[Van Darkholme]

Scheiße, über wen machen wir uns jetzt im deutschen Internet lustig?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ist das...Photoshop oder ist die Realität wirklich so schrecklich??

It looks like he has a pig snout under his mask. Fat gross pig.

I'm surprised he hasn't passed out inside that mask having to breath his own ass breath fumes... seriously imagine having to breath an atmosphere of pure Drache breath, he must be used to it,

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Hello to our new international friends.
In our endless wisdom, we switched to English around page 199 or so, so you can read up on this happening without putting everything through google translate.

Enjoy your stay, there's a cold bottle of fine beer waiting for you.

Das Game setzt für 2 Jahre aus. Gut so. Hoffentlich werden Rita & Ramona in Ruhe gelassen.

"Örgendsoen Bastard hat mei Schwesta angrofen mid so aner Roboderstimme, lasst mei Familie da raus, kommt zo mir 9-0-4-2-9 Nürnberch, Mannerstraße 6 ich brüggel die Scheiße aus euch raus!"

 

[Hangula Hungui]

Wie viele Polizisten bei der Pinea wohl gerade anstoßen?

Pretty sure the entire police department of that little town have sighed in relief together. Maybe we should band together and send them all a couple of beers

 

[RVNX]

Scheiße, über wen machen wir uns jetzt im deutschen Internet lustig?

Bis er einwandert gibts ja noch genug Mett

 

[Rommelbutt]

Timeline for all the new dragon game farmers: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/drachenlord-rainer-winkler.44445/post-10220406

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Drachenlord do be looking thicc doe. Reminds me of that thicc Palpatine hologram from the Star Wars prequels.

 

[Polski Punk Kurwa]

Pretty sure the entire police department of that little town have sighed in relief together. Maybe we should band together and send them all a couple of beers

we should rent a bill board and put something on it like "ogerfreie Zone Emskirchen" (ogre-free zone Emskirchen)

 

[Akashic Retard]

I honestly think this is worth front page news @Rokko @Trombonista

While it will undoubtedly be appealed, Dragonlord has been sentenced to two years in prison with no chance of probation, due to multiple counts of insults (directed at the police mostly) and bodily harm (towards visitors).
A timeline of the events leading up to this in English by @sharbtoom.
A couple of explanations as to his background and pre-youtube existence that may not have been covered by Dankula can be found in the previous pages, where the Germankiwis have been switching to English in anticipation of this.

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(note that this was photoshopped for dramatic effect but yes, he did attend in his slipknot shirt)

You can go to jail for insulting the police in Germany?

 

[Einstellungen]

In einem alternativen Universum:

 

[Jobama]

I honestly think this is worth front page news @Rokko @Trombonista

While it will undoubtedly be appealed, Dragonlord has been sentenced to two years in prison with no chance of probation, due to multiple counts of insults (directed at the police mostly) and bodily harm (towards visitors).
A timeline of the events leading up to this in English by @sharbtoom.
A couple of explanations as to his background and pre-youtube existence that may not have been covered by Dankula can be found in the previous pages, where the Germankiwis have been switching to English in anticipation of this.

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(note that this was photoshopped for dramatic effect but yes, he did attend in his slipknot shirt)

Wait you can get arrested for “insults” in Germany??

 

[RVNX]

You can go to jail for insulting the police in Germany?

If you do it publicly over the span of like, 4 years, yeah.

 

[marisa #]

I honestly think this is worth front page news @Rokko @Trombonista

While it will undoubtedly be appealed, Dragonlord has been sentenced to two years in prison with no chance of probation, due to multiple counts of insults (directed at the police mostly) and bodily harm (towards visitors).
A timeline of the events leading up to this in English by @sharbtoom.
A couple of explanations as to his background and pre-youtube existence that may not have been covered by Dankula can be found in the previous pages, where the Germankiwis have been switching to English in anticipation of this.

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(note that this was photoshopped for dramatic effect but yes, he did attend in his slipknot shirt)

I mean, I knew he was obese, but Jesus Christ that first pic is absurd. He's practically holding his fat up on the desk. Giving the gunt a run for his money.

Edit: I can't read. It's photoshop.

 

[Rokko]

@Erich Raeder schreibt schon ein bischen was für die nichtdeutschen, @sharbtoom ich kopier diese super timeline auch in den post mit der Urteilsverkündung, und dann kann man das ja featuren!