DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[Jan_Hus]

This man is kraut Ralph... holy shit

 

[Einstellungen]

Maybe things would have gone differently if he chose something else to wear. He does own some polo shirts and has cash to spend. Not sure what the plan was here:

 

[Procrastinhater]

What's with 2021 and so many cows getting into court battles?

It's the Merge. Chris was right, it's just not happened how he thought

Jannies start banning and cleaning the thread up from all non-English posts for the more important farm readers tia

I know this is bait but it's a German thread in the International board about a German cow, I came in here with a quick question about this giant fucking oaf about a week ago and the regulars here have been friendly as fuck and super helpful and translated loads of shit for me when I was one of the few guys here that didn't speak the lingo, which they didn't have to, you can't expect these German Farmers to switch to English completely on their own board for the benefit of a bunch of newfags like us lol.

 

[Stoneheart]

This man is kraut Ralph... holy shit

well he is normal sized.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

A German didn't dig earthworks after numerous home invasions? Sad, tbh

 

[Ahriman]

The size of that gunt, mein Gott !

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I am so glad to have found this, and I appreciate all of our German friends for providing information in English where they can. This lolcow is truly epic. Cheers

 

[Desu Mountain]

How do you say "He's fat!" in glorious Imperial Germanian?

 

[Gone Ham]

Will we get a mugshot with the weight, or does Germany not release those?

 

[Rokko]

How do you say "He's fat!" in glorious Imperial Germanian?

Er ist dick. No joke.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Will we get a mugshot with the weight, or does Germany not release those?

Doesn't release those

 

[Dondeld Dock]

I have seen some honourable trucker gunts, but this contests the hall of fame position

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

That side shot is down right impressive. That's German engineering for ya.

Deutsche Maschinenbau ist die beste der Welt!

 

[Desu Mountain]

Er ist dick. No joke.

Holy shit, you really weren't joking.

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

Danke für englische Übersetzung. Meine Deutsch ist nicht gut und Google Translate ist scheiße.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

My god, the memes...

Meticulously prepared defensive strategy of Rainer's lawyer
-The moment [Rainer] opens his mouth


Can't really translate this one, since it's a clusterfuck of Drachenlord memes and puns

Courtroom intercut with old tardrage audio
"I am totally allowed to [attack people to] defend myself, where the fuck did you guys learn how the legal system works, dude?!"

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Wie kann man so ins Gericht gehen. Was hat er sich dabei gedacht? Kein wunder wandert er ins Kittchen.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Erst Chris im Knast, dann Drachenlord, vielleicht sogar Ethan wenn er wieder irgendetwas intelligentes anstellt. Auf was soll man sich dann nächstes Jahr freuen?

 

[Bucky Badger]

Damit ist das Game wohl beendet. Er ist tatsächlich derjeniche

 

[nfys nst]

Jesus, Germany is fucked. Even if he wasted police time and fucked with loiterers, 2 years seems a bit excessive if he didn't assault them.

What's with 2021 and so many cows getting into court battles?

He's been on parole for the last few months due to counts of assault, he actually avoided jail time by the skin of his teeth on that one. Now he got another 2 counts of assault, one might even be aggravated assault. The insulting policemen stuff is just the icing on the cake, kind of like back in school when you were between 2 grades and did some stupid presentation to get the better grade.