DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[strandedcastaway]

I think this was one of the most pathetic streams DSP has ever done. It was literally hours of him being very jealous and bitter, shitting on people who are much more successful at what he tried to do.

Oh, and he clearly had been drinking.

Let's see, jealous, bitter, drinking....so it's basically every Phil stream?

 

[Lord_Point]

One is an alcoholic beverage and the other one is gin.

One bottle is straight gin and the other bottle is mostly gin with some tonic.

 

[Kosher Dill]

One bottle is Everclear and the other bottle is also Everclear. The man is an animal.

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil is just starting to wake up right now. He rolls over in bed, the sloshing of the gin in the bed is loud, Phil accidentally poured a bottle of it on himself in the night, luckily he is going to Total Wine and More today. Phil grunts loudly, snorts angrily when he sees that Jasper has shitted on the floor next to the bed again.

Phil’s early morning WWE champion pulls are gonna have to wait, he needs to find that cat, and scream at it. Then tell his 350 lb wife to clean up the shit. Phil waddles down the stairs, his knees cracking on every step, his shit stained underwear is fused to his skin from the sweat and gin, causing Phil even more discomfort. Phil snorts in pain.

Phil finally makes it to the bottom of the stairs, tired and drained. He makes it to the kitchen and before he can tell Khet about Jasper, his black heart sinks. Khet ate her Door Dash meal from IHOP but also consumed Phil’s IHOP breakfast as well. Phil is too tired and demoralized to yell at both Jasper and Khet, so with his breakfast already devoured, Phil grabs a handful of dry cat food and heads for the toilet. Phil feels yet another bout of diarrhea coming, he is glad to get it out this early, because he really embarrassed himself at Pands Express last week.

As he is waddling to the toilet, Khet yells at him that she cracked the seat of the toilet because the toilet paper dispenser is at awkward angle for her to grab. Phil angrily snorts again but then thinks he could use the broken toilet seat as a way to get more pity bucks. Khet then also tells Phil that she is hungry and really excited for Shari’s today. Phil grunts and wonders about who has the raw deal in this relationship?

Life is tough for Phil.

 

[Jasper2K]

Life is tough for Phil.

Life has been tough for Phil it has. Thats why he is owed your money. If you don't shut the fuck up and donate gtfo.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Life has been tough for Phil it has. Thats why he is owed your money. If you don't shut the fuck up and donate gtfo.

Life is very tough. You work and you slave all day to suck at video games and demand retards to donate to you only to have WWE Champions not give you the pulls you deserve

 

[UaineRunei]

Let's see, jealous, bitter, drinking....so it's basically every Phil stream?

Don't forget the massive begging and recently created accounts dropping loads of money.

So yeah, a standard DSP stream.

 

[Optimus Prime]

then again which Vampire would lower his standrd to turn Phil into one (maybe the Nosferatu)

A severely alcoholic vampire who can't make it to the bar and decides Phil's blood-alcohol level is probably idiotically high.

 

[hundredthousand]

Phil is just starting to wake up right now. He rolls over in bed, the sloshing of the gin in the bed is loud, Phil accidentally poured a bottle of it on himself in the night, luckily he is going to Total Wine and More today. Phil grunts loudly, snorts angrily when he sees that Jasper has shitted on the floor next to the bed again.

Phil’s early morning WWE champion pulls are gonna have to wait, he needs to find that cat, and scream at it. Then tell his 350 lb wife to clean up the shit. Phil waddles down the stairs, his knees cracking on every step, his shit stained underwear is fused to his skin from the sweat and gin, causing Phil even more discomfort. Phil snorts in pain.

Phil finally makes it to the bottom of the stairs, tired and drained. He makes it to the kitchen and before he can tell Khet about Jasper, his black heart sinks. Khet ate her Door Dash meal from IHOP but also consumed Phil’s IHOP breakfast as well. Phil is too tired and demoralized to yell at both Jasper and Khet, so with his breakfast already devoured, Phil grabs a handful of dry cat food and heads for the toilet. Phil feels yet another bout of diarrhea coming, he is glad to get it out this early, because he really embarrassed himself at Pands Express last week.

As he is waddling to the toilet, Khet yells at him that she cracked the seat of the toilet because the toilet paper dispenser is at awkward angle for her to grab. Phil angrily snorts again but then thinks he could use the broken toilet seat as a way to get more pity bucks. Khet then also tells Phil that she is hungry and really excited for Shari’s today. Phil grunts and wonders about who has the raw deal in this relationship?

Life is tough for Phil.

You paint quite a vivid picture with words!

 

[DukeMorty]

What if Kat bought the game because her tism made her get a dumb game. Maybe she wanted to relive her former streaming days without enraging Phil that she started streaming irl again. So Phil decided to play the game since his dumb horselady bought it already.

Naw, that is too dumb to think that would happen. Honestly, she most likely told Phil about the game and that it would be a great satirical stream that would show his fans he likes indie games and can be flexible. Phil is already getting shit for this game and he is trying to blame his audience for wanting indie games. Of course, his audience is annoyed with this because obviously when they said to play an indie game they meant good ones. It's like asking your parents for the variant Wolverine toy but instead they give you the shitty basic colored Wolverine toy. So to save face he might say the game was Kat's idea, since his audience loves Kat they might tone down the anger and forgive Phil for the game choice.

Either way Phil playing this game is a nice little twist in this saga and shows us Phil is out of touch with his audience and lacks any marketing skills that could help his career. Phil is like Sears at this point, they declared bankruptcy, they are still open but no one gives a fuck about them, have shit products like shit content with Phil, and refuse to innovate to modern days.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

He wouldn't last long as a Vampire. You actually have to go outside and hunt. and do it in a way that doesn't draw attention from vampire hunters. Plus, he has to get involved with the politics and it's likely he'd end up dead not long after embrace. He'd walk into the sun and as he burns "Nothing I could do. I did everything right".

He would try to get Doordash drivers to deliver him blood.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil is like Sears at this point, they declared bankruptcy, they are still open but no one gives a fuck about them, have shit products like shit content with Phil, and refuse to innovate to modern days.

Phil really is like Sears. With the antiquated salesman always approaching you trying to get you to spend money on shit you don't want.

 

[Manbost]

Phil really is like Sears. With the antiquated salesman always approaching you trying to get you to spend money on shit you don't want.

Not even spend it on shit you don't need, just flat out give it to them because that's how a business works apparently.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil really is like Sears. With the antiquated salesman always approaching you trying to get you to spend money on shit you don't want.

Try to sign you up to a worthless credit card or in Phil's case his Paymetons.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It's been almost two hours since the last time there was a post I don't know what's going on here.

 

[Boom Boss]

Phil is just starting to wake up right now. He rolls over in bed, the sloshing of the gin in the bed is loud, Phil accidentally poured a bottle of it on himself in the night, luckily he is going to Total Wine and More today. Phil grunts loudly, snorts angrily when he sees that Jasper has shitted on the floor next to the bed again.

Phil’s early morning WWE champion pulls are gonna have to wait, he needs to find that cat, and scream at it. Then tell his 350 lb wife to clean up the shit. Phil waddles down the stairs, his knees cracking on every step, his shit stained underwear is fused to his skin from the sweat and gin, causing Phil even more discomfort. Phil snorts in pain.

Phil finally makes it to the bottom of the stairs, tired and drained. He makes it to the kitchen and before he can tell Khet about Jasper, his black heart sinks. Khet ate her Door Dash meal from IHOP but also consumed Phil’s IHOP breakfast as well. Phil is too tired and demoralized to yell at both Jasper and Khet, so with his breakfast already devoured, Phil grabs a handful of dry cat food and heads for the toilet. Phil feels yet another bout of diarrhea coming, he is glad to get it out this early, because he really embarrassed himself at Pands Express last week.

As he is waddling to the toilet, Khet yells at him that she cracked the seat of the toilet because the toilet paper dispenser is at awkward angle for her to grab. Phil angrily snorts again but then thinks he could use the broken toilet seat as a way to get more pity bucks. Khet then also tells Phil that she is hungry and really excited for Shari’s today. Phil grunts and wonders about who has the raw deal in this relationship?

Life is tough for Phil.

Life has been tough for Phil it has. Thats why he is owed your money. If you don't shut the fuck up and donate gtfo.

Life is very tough. You work and you slave all day to suck at video games and demand retards to donate to you only to have WWE Champions not give you the pulls you deserve

I know these are joke comments, but I feel very depressed looking at Phil's lifestyle. No wonder he is miserable. He will never be happy living like this. He needs to change.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I know these are joke comments, but I feel very depressed looking at Phil's lifestyle. No wonder he is miserable. He will never be happy living like this. He needs to change.

He will not change unless he is forced to change

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It's been almost two hours since the last time there was a post I don't know what's going on here.

Combination of having a chat option now/it being Phil's day off. Sometimes, we get an early tweet to work off of, but usually the day off entertainment comes later when Phil gets tweeting. Right now, he's busy waddling around at the mall or going out to yet another restaurant.

 

[King Nutsack]

It's been almost two hours since the last time there was a post I don't know what's going on here.

It's his day off and he hasn't been making gin tweets. Enjoy the silence.

 

[Personal Jesus]

It's been almost two hours since the last time there was a post I don't know what's going on here.

Virgin chat killed Chad thread.