So he spent $40 for a spontaneous surprise walking sim game where all he did was be bitter and seethe at Youtubers more popular than him? He even got jealous at the fake Youtubers they made up for the game when they were higher on the totem pole than him on the game's fake Youtuber leaderboard.
If true, just take the extra steps and take it out right then. And I thought you went to the dump all the time based on your ramblings.
I don't believe he even left the room. It's all the illusion that she still lives there.
dude there's clips of him talking to her even just recently she started the shower just a few days ago, you weirdos who think kat ditched him or would ditch him are so delusional
He takes money.........not hints.
He's just that bad at lying. No one gives a shit that he takes a day off and it hurts his feelings.
I dare him to put it behind an actual paywall.
Well, there was a female in the building (he also did 25 push ups in 25 seconds!) and the shower story is all his telling. His constant overcompensation is his biggest tell of all. You are free to believe she's still there. No one's going to hate you for it.
Wait, what? Phil has a broken/missing tooth?
Given the chance, Phil would absolutely become a vampire, so maybe that explains why he is so pale. No need to call a priest, however. He'll just spend his immortal undead life begging until the end of time.
Remember this quote? "I don't have enough blood in my body."
Kat has no reason to leave yet he’s still getting those $$ bills. She’s got it made at the moment with having an entire house minus maybe two rooms the roach ever crawls around into to herself. We are in crazy economic times and she would be foolish right now to leave with zero places to go when you have a literal cash cow bankrolling all your bills. Hay is getting expensive!
Imagine how mad and jealous Phil would be if PDP streamed it.
Thank you @Nigel of Ukip. Sure the Developer didn't sponsor him, but I am sure as hell one of his cucks did. I assume that the 2am tweet brought someone in who told Phil hey play this game and I'll pay you money. Then at almost 4am Phil tosses out the Tism schedule only to bring it back the very same night.
There is an idea for a short TV show/comic or some such here.
He would suck Jasper dry and then keel over. Heck I can see him doordashing blood from the nearby hospital or blood bank. then again which Vampire would lower his standrd to turn Phil into one (maybe the Nosferatu)
Yep. The only things he did in that game was beg irl while begging in the game. Also, since he was playing a Youtuber Simulator, he could beg as hard as he ever begged and just pretend it's a joke. I can see now why he picked this game...
“I can’t come over -snort- I HAVE to stream. I’m a FULL TIME streamer ACK ACK ACK. A day I don’t stream is a day in the red.”
One is an alcoholic beverage and the other one is gin.Why is he drinking from different bottles? Maybe they are different drinks?
