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Warlord's face looks like he's finally realized just how fucked his life has become.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Warlord's face looks like he's finally realized just how fucked his life has become.
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Warlord's face looks like he's finally realized just how fucked his life has become.
The irritation expressed by both was pretty funny. Neither one seems to really like the other but who else do they have?
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I'm getting big Igor vibes from warlord. Is he googly eyed like cobes or is it just that one screen grab?
KillThemCrackasBabies
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I like how the change roles back and forth, and each one takes turns being the dimwit in the relationship.
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Clint's Burden
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The most hilarious part is that they don’t even sponsor him. They have no idea who he is, he just applied for an affiliate link on their website that anyone can get and just….started saying he was special and they were a sponsor. lol
museum privilege
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They have no idea who he is,
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I imagine Grondyke knows about Cobes by now. Using a VPN and private browsing, Josh pops up all over youtube and google search results of Tactical Soap.
I don't actively seek seeing Josh miserable. However, I do think it would be funny if Grondyke killed his sponsorship due to the publicity Josh is giving them. When your entire brand gimmick is helping men be James Bond, but your most notable sponsor is a greasy, trans-ranting, dry-spell moping gothic bad boy...well that's just the opposite of what you want. Yes, Cobes is TacSoap's primary demographic, but if I was some lowly neckbeard and googled the product and saw people laughing at Josh rubbing soap on his clothes, I'd probably move on to some other lame ass product.
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Here's Kobes stream from yesterday. Both him and Warlord coughing a lot in this one. Covid coming in nicely toobz.
New BCV:
Start:
Thanks to the homies who donated money to his PayPal. Going to post the staff, working on the free wand. Drinking with Warlord. Puts on a quartering video.
2:51:
Back in Cobra's day people didn't get offended by Halloween costumes. South Park voices. His idea of a South Park episode is the goth kids getting mistaken as trannies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back in Cobra's day kids were allowed to dress up for Halloween in school. They could carve pumpkins in school too. Race relations rant, some people don't deserve rights. Back to the video.
6:52:
Kobes is confused of how pumpkins are racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Woke people are retarded. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stop bullying in schools, Race relations. Back to the video.
9:21:
Being poor is not racial. Kobes Halloween costume drive idea to stop poor people from being excluded from Halloween. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobss explains how Halloween started. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Religious freaks don't celebrate Halloween. Kobes wishes he was alive during satanic panic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids Halloween versus adult Halloween. Back to the video.
13:27:
Says he might go to the bar on Halloween if he has money. Wants to get the staff in the mail by Monday. Back to the video
14:50:
Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof coof. People too offended at everything. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
17:40:
Ozzy shades on. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video.
18:54:
Kobes rants about Valentines day. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't like Christmas or Valentines day but he won't stop anyone from celebrating them. Valentines day card company scam. Woke tard rant. Warlord explains equity. Back to the video.
23:30:
Forcing Religions on kids. Warlord explains where Halloween comes from. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Awkward Arnold can't celebrate Halloween now he will be bullied scenario. The great depression. Home made Halloween costumes.
26:00:
Warlord shows off his skull mask. Warlord is going to take his son out for his first Halloween. Home made costumes. Warlord talks about dressing up as Godzilla for Halloween. Back 8n Cobra's day people didn't care is Halloween costumes were too scary. Warlord talks about his moms cooking. Pumpkin spice latte Race joke.
29:50:
Mysterious knock on the door. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Warlord talks about parenting.
32:15:
Kobes explains how Clint had to fight hard for custody of him and talks shit about his birth mom. Warlord talks about his parents.
36:45:
Skateboarding in steel toe shoes. Kobes talks about learning to ride bike. They talk about Warlords dad.
42:29:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes solves poverty. Goth talk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Doesn't matter if you have a shit costume you can still celebrate Halloween if you're poor. Warlord talks about a rich person. Back to the video.
47:04:
Racist costumes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't dress up as a holocaust victim. Back to the video. They are talking while the video is playing.
50:01:
Kobes is offended on behalf of his ?% Scottish. Black face , trans racial is offensive.
53:29:
White face joke. Fuck racism though. We all turn the same colour when we die. Warlord talks a bout his aunt and dead people smell.
56:39:
Jail let Warlord out to go to a funeral. Kobes does Race relations. Warlord talking about people being too offended and you should be able to laugh at yourself and your culture.
59:50:
Warlords ?% Irish is coming out. Moar beer. Back to the video. Kobes supports trannys. Dressing up as the opposite sex on Halloween nit transphobic because trannys do it all year round. Tranny rant. Warlord leaves to have a smoke.
1:03:56:
Warlord returns. Don't dress up as covid. They talk about high school. Back to talking about people being offended by Halloween costumes.
1:07:10:
Smoke break
1:10:20:
Return. Warlord would rather be making babies than getting offended. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:12:00:
Mysterious knock on the door. Kobes hides the food in the kitchen. Warlord takes the food from the kitchen and Kobes tales it off him and hides it back in the kitchen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Warlord talks about Maui at Walmart. Subliminal messaging in Disney movies.
1:17:38:
Don't dress up as terrorists, zombie celebrities are okay. Warlord mooching in and out of the kitchen. Don't dress up as an eating disorder. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't dress up as insane people because it's insensitive. Warlord Apologises for his 9/11 videos.
1:22:44:
Don't expose your no no squares to people you are not in a of age consensual relationship with. Don't dress up as 1940s homeless people. Warlord is a homeless single dad. Sad, many such cases. Kobes says being a bum is bad.
1:26:45:
Legalise weed to help the homeless bums like warlord.
1:28:35:
Goldfinger us homeless too now. Goldfinger's dad owes warlord money. They talk about George Clooney as batman and urma thorman as poison ivy. Moar beer.
1:32:00:
Warlord is collecting tge bottle caps for a friend that paints them. Kobes reads what's written on the screen. They talk about 9/11. Back to the video.
1:33:48:
Kobes switches glasses and reads the list of no no costumes on the screen. Leave Donald Trump alone! Donald Trump didn't successfully kill 6 million Jews. Kobes goes for a piss while warlord is talking to him.
1:37:01:
Warlord snooping
1:37:27:
Kobes returns. Warlord isn't offended by costumes he's just trying to enjoy his day. Kobes tells him not to shout. Reads the rest of the list. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:41:10:
Poot. Warlord goes for a smoke. Kobes lectures parents. Imagination daughter Lillith Saunders scenario. Back to the video.
1:43:05:
If you dress your kids up as Anne Frank you shouldn't be a parent. Warlord returns. Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Kobes is nit an alcoholic. Kobes tells warlord not to drink his last beer. They talk about sharing. Kobes is not an alcoholic. Back to talking about sharing.
1:51:40:
Warlord talks about getting free powerade one day. Kobes talks about a video he saw of a puppy with hiccups. They are talking about procreating and saving the white race. Back to the video.
1:55:55:
Don't dress as BLM. Race relations rant. Warlord takes Kobes cbd oil. Warlord talks about drugs. Boglim math. Kobes takes cbd oil. Warlord says Kobes is back on the dating scene. Kobes disagrees. Warlord has 3 dates this week. They both Shill tactical soap.
2:01:00:
Kobes is so uncomfortable with warlord talking about dating. Kobes coping about his dry spell. Warlord and his of age girlfriend are going to take Kobes out for Warlords New Years. Warlord wants to take Kobes to Vegas, Kobes doesn't want to go.
2:05:00:
Warlord wants to take Kobes to Disney world. Kobes doesn't want to go. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blm. Warlord asks Kobes about a Darth maul costume. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is mad about costumes.
2:08:30:
Kobes talks about trolls making fun of him for crying on 9/11. Empath Warlord. Back to the video.
2:11:21:
Kobes pits his Ozzy glasses back on. They talk about people being offended by Halloween costumes. Kobes has an imagination racism argument. Walks in on Warlord pissing. Kobes has a piss break. Warlord is looking at a playboy magazine.
2:16:58:
Smoke break.
2:22:02:
Returns. Puts on a video. Changes his glasses. Shout out to a fan who list his sister. Puts on another quartering video. This on is about incels.
2:23:47:
#killallmen gender relations. My struggle!
2:25:00:
Kobes messy sneeze. Protector Warlord . Moar beer. They talk about sharing. Warlord talks about parenting.
2:32:07:
Warlord mooches the sandwich that was delivered earlier. Kobes puts on the video. Kobes says Warlord can have the whole sandwich because people are sending him food to be malicious. Warlord talks about sharing. Kobes looks like he's going to pass out while Warlord is talking. Kobes sits in silence while Warlord eats.
2:40:33:
Warlord mooches the Doritos and a beer. Warlord talking about guitars. Back to the video.
2:47:00:
Warlord talking about games. Kobes looks so pissed off. Back to the video. Warlord mooching in the kitchen. Changes glasses. Complaining about women. Warlord talks about viagra. Warlord goes out for a smoke. Kobes talks about bullying. Back to the video.
2:53:00:
Warlord returns. Kobes doesn't want to watch the rest of the video. Fuck incels. Final thoughts from the boglims.
Thanks to the homies who donated money to his PayPal. Going to post the staff, working on the free wand. Drinking with Warlord. Puts on a quartering video.
2:51:
Back in Cobra's day people didn't get offended by Halloween costumes. South Park voices. His idea of a South Park episode is the goth kids getting mistaken as trannies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back in Cobra's day kids were allowed to dress up for Halloween in school. They could carve pumpkins in school too. Race relations rant, some people don't deserve rights. Back to the video.
6:52:
Kobes is confused of how pumpkins are racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Woke people are retarded. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stop bullying in schools, Race relations. Back to the video.
9:21:
Being poor is not racial. Kobes Halloween costume drive idea to stop poor people from being excluded from Halloween. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobss explains how Halloween started. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Religious freaks don't celebrate Halloween. Kobes wishes he was alive during satanic panic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids Halloween versus adult Halloween. Back to the video.
13:27:
Says he might go to the bar on Halloween if he has money. Wants to get the staff in the mail by Monday. Back to the video
14:50:
Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof coof. People too offended at everything. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
17:40:
Ozzy shades on. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video.
18:54:
Kobes rants about Valentines day. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't like Christmas or Valentines day but he won't stop anyone from celebrating them. Valentines day card company scam. Woke tard rant. Warlord explains equity. Back to the video.
23:30:
Forcing Religions on kids. Warlord explains where Halloween comes from. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Awkward Arnold can't celebrate Halloween now he will be bullied scenario. The great depression. Home made Halloween costumes.
26:00:
Warlord shows off his skull mask. Warlord is going to take his son out for his first Halloween. Home made costumes. Warlord talks about dressing up as Godzilla for Halloween. Back 8n Cobra's day people didn't care is Halloween costumes were too scary. Warlord talks about his moms cooking. Pumpkin spice latte Race joke.
29:50:
Mysterious knock on the door. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Warlord talks about parenting.
32:15:
Kobes explains how Clint had to fight hard for custody of him and talks shit about his birth mom. Warlord talks about his parents.
36:45:
Skateboarding in steel toe shoes. Kobes talks about learning to ride bike. They talk about Warlords dad.
42:29:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes solves poverty. Goth talk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Doesn't matter if you have a shit costume you can still celebrate Halloween if you're poor. Warlord talks about a rich person. Back to the video.
47:04:
Racist costumes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't dress up as a holocaust victim. Back to the video. They are talking while the video is playing.
50:01:
Kobes is offended on behalf of his ?% Scottish. Black face , trans racial is offensive.
53:29:
White face joke. Fuck racism though. We all turn the same colour when we die. Warlord talks a bout his aunt and dead people smell.
56:39:
Jail let Warlord out to go to a funeral. Kobes does Race relations. Warlord talking about people being too offended and you should be able to laugh at yourself and your culture.
59:50:
Warlords ?% Irish is coming out. Moar beer. Back to the video. Kobes supports trannys. Dressing up as the opposite sex on Halloween nit transphobic because trannys do it all year round. Tranny rant. Warlord leaves to have a smoke.
1:03:56:
Warlord returns. Don't dress up as covid. They talk about high school. Back to talking about people being offended by Halloween costumes.
1:07:10:
Smoke break
1:10:20:
Return. Warlord would rather be making babies than getting offended. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:12:00:
Mysterious knock on the door. Kobes hides the food in the kitchen. Warlord takes the food from the kitchen and Kobes tales it off him and hides it back in the kitchen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Warlord talks about Maui at Walmart. Subliminal messaging in Disney movies.
1:17:38:
Don't dress up as terrorists, zombie celebrities are okay. Warlord mooching in and out of the kitchen. Don't dress up as an eating disorder. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't dress up as insane people because it's insensitive. Warlord Apologises for his 9/11 videos.
1:22:44:
Don't expose your no no squares to people you are not in a of age consensual relationship with. Don't dress up as 1940s homeless people. Warlord is a homeless single dad. Sad, many such cases. Kobes says being a bum is bad.
1:26:45:
Legalise weed to help the homeless bums like warlord.
1:28:35:
Goldfinger us homeless too now. Goldfinger's dad owes warlord money. They talk about George Clooney as batman and urma thorman as poison ivy. Moar beer.
1:32:00:
Warlord is collecting tge bottle caps for a friend that paints them. Kobes reads what's written on the screen. They talk about 9/11. Back to the video.
1:33:48:
Kobes switches glasses and reads the list of no no costumes on the screen. Leave Donald Trump alone! Donald Trump didn't successfully kill 6 million Jews. Kobes goes for a piss while warlord is talking to him.
1:37:01:
Warlord snooping
1:37:27:
Kobes returns. Warlord isn't offended by costumes he's just trying to enjoy his day. Kobes tells him not to shout. Reads the rest of the list. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:41:10:
Poot. Warlord goes for a smoke. Kobes lectures parents. Imagination daughter Lillith Saunders scenario. Back to the video.
1:43:05:
If you dress your kids up as Anne Frank you shouldn't be a parent. Warlord returns. Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Kobes is nit an alcoholic. Kobes tells warlord not to drink his last beer. They talk about sharing. Kobes is not an alcoholic. Back to talking about sharing.
1:51:40:
Warlord talks about getting free powerade one day. Kobes talks about a video he saw of a puppy with hiccups. They are talking about procreating and saving the white race. Back to the video.
1:55:55:
Don't dress as BLM. Race relations rant. Warlord takes Kobes cbd oil. Warlord talks about drugs. Boglim math. Kobes takes cbd oil. Warlord says Kobes is back on the dating scene. Kobes disagrees. Warlord has 3 dates this week. They both Shill tactical soap.
2:01:00:
Kobes is so uncomfortable with warlord talking about dating. Kobes coping about his dry spell. Warlord and his of age girlfriend are going to take Kobes out for Warlords New Years. Warlord wants to take Kobes to Vegas, Kobes doesn't want to go.
2:05:00:
Warlord wants to take Kobes to Disney world. Kobes doesn't want to go. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blm. Warlord asks Kobes about a Darth maul costume. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is mad about costumes.
2:08:30:
Kobes talks about trolls making fun of him for crying on 9/11. Empath Warlord. Back to the video.
2:11:21:
Kobes pits his Ozzy glasses back on. They talk about people being offended by Halloween costumes. Kobes has an imagination racism argument. Walks in on Warlord pissing. Kobes has a piss break. Warlord is looking at a playboy magazine.
2:16:58:
Smoke break.
2:22:02:
Returns. Puts on a video. Changes his glasses. Shout out to a fan who list his sister. Puts on another quartering video. This on is about incels.
2:23:47:
#killallmen gender relations. My struggle!
2:25:00:
Kobes messy sneeze. Protector Warlord . Moar beer. They talk about sharing. Warlord talks about parenting.
2:32:07:
Warlord mooches the sandwich that was delivered earlier. Kobes puts on the video. Kobes says Warlord can have the whole sandwich because people are sending him food to be malicious. Warlord talks about sharing. Kobes looks like he's going to pass out while Warlord is talking. Kobes sits in silence while Warlord eats.
2:40:33:
Warlord mooches the Doritos and a beer. Warlord talking about guitars. Back to the video.
2:47:00:
Warlord talking about games. Kobes looks so pissed off. Back to the video. Warlord mooching in the kitchen. Changes glasses. Complaining about women. Warlord talks about viagra. Warlord goes out for a smoke. Kobes talks about bullying. Back to the video.
2:53:00:
Warlord returns. Kobes doesn't want to watch the rest of the video. Fuck incels. Final thoughts from the boglims.
New BCV:
chimpSculpture
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Cobes just went live for five minutes and a fan/troll was at his apartment. Apparently buying a couple beers for Cobes in-town is enough to make you a homeboy.
Why'd he end the stream quickly after that knock at the door ?
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I really hope unfunny faggots don't try to use cobes for their own gains. The dude doesn't look like a troglodyte, I'm guessing he's a Tiktok moron trying to gain views.
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He should have taken a more laid back approach. That last joke was the straw that broke the cobras staff.
All around good troll though.
All around good troll though.
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He is really taking all sorts of chances...I can see the headline now "Local Youtube Celebrity Beaten to Death in Own Home"
Letting strangers into your apartment, when you have the kind of trolls that Cobes seems to believe he has, is a great way to give Cobes fans the content we really crave. He's going to get raped by a vagrant with a 40oz... now TWU!
chimpSculpture
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The face he pulled when the guy made that FtM joke was the most strange look I've ever seen Cobes pull. The muscles on his face suddenly being pulled back showing his rotten teeth as well as his greasy thin hair hanging over his head made him look crazed.
It's obviously just him pulling a normal face but it makes you think what strangers are thinking when interacting with Cobes in real life. Normal emotions like awkwardness look crazy mixed with his face and the state he's in.
He's usually got a very relaxed emotion on his face all the time, but having someone over I guess has always made him uncomfortable, even among close friends.
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This Matt Green guy is a faggot.
Q_Anon1001
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the first knock was most likely Warlord. You can hear cobes saying that they can come in, a a quick back and forth (wished the Greene guy would have stfu) with him saying he's streaming on youtube. I do wonder if Warlord didn't want to come out on stream leading to Josh ending it when he heard the subsequent knock from, I'm assuming, was Warlord
Edit: It was homeless looking people and he didnt want to stream them.
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How jealous do you think Warlord was of Cobes new boy toy Matt Greene?
Q_Anon1001
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Matt Greene is a redditor who traveled to casper for this
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r/kingcobrajfs - I’m at Cobra’s apartment right now. What is happening
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Dark Lord is live and this faggot is still manipulating him with alcohol and pizza.
Absolutely disgusting.
I am sort of mad at the internet right now.
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