Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

This is the saddest, most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen, and yet Chantal thinks Kiwis are all just jealous losers. Kiwis with actual careers and families and friends and hobbies and lives. It’s rather astonishing.

She's right though, I am incredibly jealous of her and her amazing life.

I don't want to be a wizard, a banisher of demons, keeper of secrets, hero of fairies, and master of the arcane.

I seethe with jealousy as I don't have an ass crusted in week old diarrhea. I wail in torment whenever I see my ears in a mirror. I cry out in despair as I don't have a crack head to slampig me on a dirty mattress on the floor. I lash out in pain on these here farms as I cannot take it out on an ex-fiance who is trooning out.

Truly the life of a kiwi is of desperation and sadness. If only the mighty queen of poutine could look down upon us from her mighty box mountain and show us how to beez.
 
I might have missed this as a topic here, so rate me late, but I think King Tut can't read English so when he hearts troll comments he doesn't really know what it is saying. I also noticed on the stream with Chins, he would tell her to read the comment to him even though he was just as close to her phone as she was. It makes sense now why Chins edits his comments so much and he hearts them not understanding sarcasm in print
 
She is clearly and visibly disappointed that not even superchat money is enough to get him to show public affection. She keeps saying "We don't kiss in public". Chantal, he doesn't do anything with you in public. He's embarrassed to be seen with you, and you're so desperate you'll put up with it. Truly pathetic.
Explain to me how these two cunts are too coy to kiss in public but she keeps teasing that there are sex tapes lying around that may ultimately end up on Only Fans?

Sidenote: It's evident that it's not because Nader's coy but that he finds her insufferable and disgusting.
 
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Explain to me how these two cunts are too coy to kiss in public but she keeps teasing that there are sex tapes lying around that may ultimately end up on Only Fans?

Sidenote: It's evident that it's not because Nader's coy but that he finds her insufferable and disgusting.

I think he finds her insufferable and disgusting, both physically and behaviorally. He won’t kiss her, the very idea is repugnant to him. Some of their choice superchat kissing interaction:

Chantal: *reading superchat “eight dollars- kiss Chantal”

Nader: *shakes head* “eighty dollar.”



Chantal: “We’ll kiss for twenty bucks”

Nader: *shoots her a look of incredulity and dread*

Chantal: *guffaws and smacks his shoulder to play it off* “...as friends :)



Chantal: “Sandra... ‘$15, kiss her now’”

Nader: “Sandra...” *darts his eyes back and forth to signal for help”

Chantal: *wheezing at his ‘joke’*



Chantal: “Now you have to do it.”

Nader: *leans over and kisses her cheek near her ear*

Chantal: *laughs*

Nader: *violently wipes his lips on his arm to remove her cooties*



Nader: “what’s this one?”

Chantal: “they want us to kiss on the mouth.”

Nader: “Kiss on the mouth?... on Halloween. So I don’t see her. She look like a zombie. What she gonna wear now?”

All that to say- he still marathon gunted her on a floor mattress for like six months. Doesn’t mean he kissed her or gave her any affection or admiration during it. We know from her he punched her, grabbed her rolls, and have seen first hand he’ll just constantly riff about how ugly and disgusting she is. He has a degradation fetish, simple as. He would fuck her, sure, but kiss her? Never, she’s a pig.
 
Just for posterity, at 0:12 Nader says ''Hey, c'est pas pour toi là!" which word for word, translate to "Hey, it's not for you!", but with the tone he's using, it's clear he's basically telling her to leave him some and not eat the whole thing like the pig she is. Please let's also note Chantal the super bilingual woman has no fucking clue what he said and, while he has an arabic accent, his french is perfectly clear and easy to understand, unlike his english.

ETA : So basically his english might be rough but he gets a pass since it's his 3rd language, after arabic and french. Chantal could never.
So if he speaks French…. How does that correlate to her claim, going back to the beginning of the romance, when she said there was a 2nd man in the kitchen, offering money to see her boobs. She said that this 2nd man spoke French at times, and Nader got mad because he didn’t understand.
Am I getting things mixed up?
 
I don't know how hot a meth/crack pipe can get, but I know curling wands/irons can reach over 400 degrees F. And all it takes is one second (or less) for it to burn the shit out of you.
Oooooh, I bet when Chantal got that burn, she jumped so fucking fast. Quicker than BBJ when she sees Nader.
That burn is going to turn into a scar, which she'll have for years. And that's the most amusing thing this boring bitch has done for awhile - and it wasn't even on purpose.

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And in breaking news (again, from the SURPRISE! :Beeze, livestream) Chantal no longer has diabetes!

Her doctor hasn't told her she's reversed the beetus, but she wouldn't write a new script for Ozempic which gunt was prescribed previously - so that means she's good right? Right?! Her doctor also read her A1C from 3 years prior (which Chantal didn't correct) so they're going off outdated results and calling it all good. Chins also says she's not sure if this doctor even remembers her, so nobody knows wtf is going on... but that works for gunt, who takes it as evidence enough that she doesn't have diabetes!

She argues she managed this through "not restricting" her diet (because that would lead to binging, implying she no longer binge eats).
 
Her doctor hasn't told her she's reversed the beetus, but she wouldn't write a new script for Ozempic which gunt was prescribed previously - so that means she's good right? Right?!
Gee, how about that! I would have guessed the doctor didn't write a new prescription for Ozempic because s/he knows Chantal doesn't/won't take it properly. So much for what I know, right?

I feel dumber for listening to that.
Face it, pal. We are dumber for listening to that.
 
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For all those wondering about the pathology, she just admitted (in her current live "SURPRISE! :Beeze.") that she missed the home appointment (read didn't answer the damn door) and had to go in for the blood draw.

She mentioned something about the nurse needing to call before arriving, then trailed off on another thought and didn't really clarify what happened

I think she slept through/ignored the phone call rather than didn't answer the door

The clinic she did end up visiting, had some kind of app she queued in so she didn't have to leave her car until it was her turn
 
I might have missed this as a topic here, so rate me late, but I think King Tut can't read English so when he hearts troll comments he doesn't really know what it is saying. I also noticed on the stream with Chins, he would tell her to read the comment to him even though he was just as close to her phone as she was. It makes sense now why Chins edits his comments so much and he hearts them not understanding sarcasm in print
He can read. He has gone live before without Chins and had no issues beyond those related to being a stab happy drug addict with dick ooze the exact shade of Chinny’s eyes .Très romantique,non? And he understands the comments. When the channel first launched Chins tried to go the he didn’t understand route but he clarified that he likes those comments because he thinks they are funny.
 
Godspeed to any Kiwis who want to take on recapping tonight's endless "SURPRISE! :Beeze" stream. It's been an absolutely hilarious marathon of raging (Haydur Nation got a good hard sassing), delusion (she waggled her arms at least 200 times, constantly marveling at how "skinny" they have become) and abject stupidity (see @Itisnunya 's above post about her magically disappearing Diabeetus) while Gunty has been holed up in her bedroom with her Aunt on the couch downstairs, forcing our brave guntress to wake up Peetz to poach his snack stash.
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One of the best moments of this mess of madness was when Guntzilla pulled out her vape and -to the infuriation of almost everyone as always- did not inhale.
She then said one of the most gloriously stupid things I've heard out of her food-hole in awhile. She insisted that you're not actually supposed to inhale vapes.

I shit you not, frens. She actually argued with her VIB's about this (I wish I had a clip, but it appears as if she instantly deleted this stream like the coward she is) AND pulled a classic Fat Amber by barking "DO YOUR RESEARCH!".

After more pushback, still confident as fuck, she huffed that she was going to look it up to prove everyone wrong and put the stream on hold, presumably to come back triumphant. (Flashback to that amazing community post from a year or two ago, who knows, time is nebulous the guntzone:
"When I lose this weight, and OH I WILL, I'm gonna rub it in ALL YOUR FACES!!!")


After an interminably long time she finally returned, defeated. But have no fear, it wasn't HER fault that she was so confidently wrong. Some other uninformed idiot told her this! Obviously Clotso is far too busy being an important influencer to do her own research.

She's clearly not a brainiac, but it does make you wonder just how she thought THC might enter one's system by merely holding smoke/vapor in your mouth for a few seconds.
It also makes you question whether she's inhaling her asthma medication (that she only seems to need after getting winded from gunting up her stairs).

Regardless, after a moment of reflection she decided that:

"I'd rather not inhale, I don't think"

Bless you Gunty, you are a treasure. Arrogance combined with stupidity is one hell of a combo. It's a good thing she has such a high IQ roommate or they'd never be able to function in society... oh
 
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Really I didn't think it was possible to find her even more repulsive than I already did but somehow she has morphed into inhuman levels of grotesque where just seeing screen shots of her own videos makes me feel dirty af. I don't blame him for not being able to kiss her even for money. She's absolutely disgusting to look at. Let alone be in the same room as her. Whatever self awareness she previously had she lost completely.
 
I'm assuming the blood work is to do with her STD test for 99% of people that would be nothing to worry about but considering Ejupts side hoes AIDS may very well be a possibility still unlikely but not as remote as for the majority of heterosexuals given I'm sure he's been around injecting drug users.
 
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