Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

North Carolina certainly seems fatter today.

Also, today is the day we should find out about the copyright strike for episodes 8/9/10 of The Boys’ Club. It’s day 14.

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Is it just me or does he somehow look even more retarded in this soyboy picture? Maybe his brain is finally ready to officially give out.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

North Carolina certainly seems fatter today.

Also, today is the day we should find out about the copyright strike for episodes 8/9/10 of The Boys’ Club. It’s day 14.

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[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Is it just me or does he somehow look even more exceptional in this soyboy picture? Maybe his brain is finally ready to officially give out.

No i think he looks even more retarded here aswell haha. The mush is increasing. So much mush.

 

[Pig Cups]

Is it just me or does he somehow look even more exceptional in this soyboy picture? Maybe his brain is finally ready to officially give out.

No i think he looks even more exceptional here aswell haha. The mush is increasing. So much mush.

In most of his cocksucking soyface pics, he usually opens his mouth wider, and there would usually be more glint behind his eyes, making it seem like he was somewhat energetic and happy when the picture was taken. And while his tongue would usually be visible, it would be kind of tucked away behind his lower set of teeth. (Apologies for not attaching example pics; at work and too lazy to dig)

This is different. His eyes look a tad glazed, and that tongue has breached the boundary of his lower teeth and is uncomfortably encroaching on his lower lip. Yes, RapeRabbit, yes, the mush is INDEED increasing- It’s been established that his brain is already dying due to the strokes. Add in the fact that poor diets lead to brain fog and other neurological issues, and it’s a wonder that he’s not a drooling tard already. Give it a little while longer, and the mush levels will be such that we’ll be seeing pictures of him with his tongue hanging all the way out like a panting dog.

He looks tired too, as if posing for this picture was a great effort of physical dynamism on his part. Oh well, he can always just slurp down a Bang to get some energy back, right?

And I’m guessing that pic was taken at the hotel. Seeing as Tammy’s in the left corner of the shot, safe to say that this was a left-handed selfie.

I REALLY fucking hate this man.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Goddamnit this picture makes me want to haul off and sock him in his idiotic soy face more than I’ve wanted to in at least a few months.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

The thumbnail didn't show how unflattering Tammy looks here.

 

[Skeletor]

Every damn picture is the soy face. Like every single one.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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The thumbnail didn't show how unflattering Tammy looks here.

She’s checking the farms to see if we all forgot about Carolina BBQ Wars.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

She’s checking the farms to see if we all forgot about Carolina BBQ Wars.

No, she's looking for a hitman on the deep web that will finally get rid of Mushbrain. She's going to pay him in all the excess smokers and grills that are piling up in the garage.

 

[Adamska]

North Carolina certainly seems fatter today.

Also, today is the day we should find out about the copyright strike for episodes 8/9/10 of The Boys’ Club. It’s day 14.

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Of course he doesn't give hints because the fat man is terrified now of trolls fucking with him. It's actually kind of funny in that way; Jack tantrumed in Texas because he was too mushbrained and lazy to give out a schedule about a week or so in advance for fans to meet him. Now he won't do it because of the fear he'd be made fun of.

And you look like a special needs person or a liberal cuck who watches his wife fuck another man Jack when you do that expression. I know you read this thread sometimes, so I guess you want to look like a soy filled faggot or a slow in the mind who poops his pants.

 

[desudesu]

Does Big T ever believe that fatty's mushbrained WARS series is ever legit, or does she just enable his behaviour by willfully going along with it? A quick view of the fat man's WARS videos and you know that they are made because of his knee-jerk reaction/activation word. Can't believe she's wasting money and time driving this paraplegic fat fuck to gorge himself at shitty restaurants on the pretense of "content". Big T is equally fucking stupid.

If she's doing this to get the insurance payout by indirectly killing him with food, it's also not worth the effort since everyone knows the fat man will live out of spite.

 

[Aaway]

looks like it might be just the two of them

he'd always take a guest or two along in the past and make a trip out of it, but now it's basically just "baby want bbq and mommy has to drive or else baby throw tantrum." no more encouraging fans to meetup with him because he's scared of being trolled, no more giveaways, and i doubt they'll be doing any sightseeing on this trip. it's just eat and go home, and all at tammy's expense of course. you can tell how thrilled she is from that picture

 

[Adamska]

Does Big T ever believe that fatty's mushbrained WARS series is ever legit, or does she just enable his behaviour by willfully going along with it? A quick view of the fat man's WARS videos and you know that they are made because of his knee-jerk reaction/activation word. Can't believe she's wasting money and time driving this paraplegic fat fuck to gorge himself at shitty restaurants on the pretense of "content". Big T is equally fucking stupid.

If she's doing this to get the insurance payout by indirectly killing him with food, it's also not worth the effort since everyone knows the fat man will live out of spite.

I think years back, when he did Gluttony Wars in California, she might've thought they were legit, since Jack actually did things like score places on specific criteria to some degree. But post third stroke he's just burbling and gurgling the word now as a reflex whenever he sees pizza or burgers.

Again, like a parrot that does this:

Just... he's even dumber and more animalistic than that. That bird is doing it for a reason; he's scared and is trying to distract and get the owner to stay by mimicking a ringing phone. Jack just does it in a pavlovian reaction kinda way, the same way you train a dog to drool to a bell.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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It took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out what was going on with Tammy's hand. I thought she was holding the mouse weird, but she's just left handed. I swear the Scalfanis are fucked up in literally every conceivable way a person can be.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think years back, when he did Gluttony Wars in California, she might've thought they were legit, since Jack actually did things like score places on specific criteria to some degree. But post third stroke he's just burbling and gurgling the word now as a reflex whenever he sees pizza or burgers.

And it's not even like he's being consistent with the whole thing.

A proper "wars" series would have certain rules. Such as the following:

1. Have a standard order. Like if you're doing Burger Wars you order a regular burger which normally comes with onion, lettuce, tomato and all that, fries and a drink.
2. Have a special order. Just about every place has a special burger, one named after the store, one that is recommended for the month or whatever. Rate this separately.
3. Treat things like milkshakes as a separate thing. Some people don't like milkshakes. Some do. Don't assume everybody likes what you like.
4. Don't make up arbitrary rules because it's raining outside or Big T called you a weak assed sack of shit because you couldn't get it up and she had to call on Jim Traynor to get railed properly.

No it's all arbitrary and has no structure to it. Calling it whatever "wars" no longer means anything. It's just Fatty Doo Doo eating things that he normally can't get in Hendersonville.

That bird is doing it for a reason; he's scared and is trying to distract and get the owner to stay by mimicking a ringing phone.

And the bird has managed to make a connection between the phone ringing and his owner paying attention to it. That right there is brilliant especially considering how tiny it's brain actually is. Mushbrain however can't even get that far. He just adds "wars" to something as an excuse to eat food.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

The only war of consequence is the one going on inside Jack’s body between his pancreas and his blood glucose levels.

 

[ZipDisk]

I think it's weird Garrett has based his whole life off teenage rebellion and has apparently succeeded, but it must piss Tammy off something royal. It proves her and Jack wrong!

"Get out of my house weed zombie!" -SEVERAL YEARS LATER- "Have some thousand dollar shoes, dad"

That image with Bloat Tongue Jack makes me wonder why Tammy isn't in retail management, that's the resting bitch face of someone who is dead inside.

The Cockatiel has more talent than Jack ever did.

I don't think Jack has the brain power to realize that people can like things he doesn't. It's either A- or D Seething.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Is Dad Bod Cali subtweeting us?

 

[That Damned Tiger]

It took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out what was going on with Tammy's hand. I thought she was holding the mouse weird, but she's just left handed. I swear the Scalfanis are fucked up in literally every conceivable way a person can be.

Makes a man wonder if she's figured out you can swap mouse buttons in the settings.

 

[stets]

Turkey necks marinated in diarrhea. Yum!