Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[The golden neckbeard]

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Search is down right now (it's just like being on SA!) but I think that troon has a short thread here. Their SA username was Spoonfulofbromide, if anyone can get search working on their end.

Wait SA search is still down?

its been like 14 years

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

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Wait SA search is still down?

its been like 14 years

Even when it worked, it never worked right, afaik.

 

[Maude Snew]

Search has never worked and goons actually gave him something to the tune of 20k to fix it back in the day.

 

[northstar747]

Richard is winning on fb about his health insurance denying him a mri.

When asked about physical therapy here s his answer

 

[Mr Moonface]

Richard is winning on fb about his health insurance denying him a mri.

When asked about physical therapy here s his answer

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Yes he's extremely lazy, but his physicians are probably right. If you combine LowT's sedentary lifestyle, horrible diet and pill addictions he could have a stroke just getting out of his bed in the morning.

 

[northstar747]

Yes he's extremely lazy, but his physicians are probably right. If you combine LowT's sedentary lifestyle, horrible diet and pill addictions he could have a stroke just getting out of his bed in the morning.

but the Adderall and tranny fucking?

Also I did PT for almost a year. You lay on a table an they bend you this way and that way. Its not anything like cardio

 

[Tanner Glass]

Lowtax isn't skipping Physical Therapy because he's lazy - he doesn't want to get better. He wants the pain pills to keep flowing.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Richard is winning on fb about his health insurance denying him a mri.

When asked about physical therapy here s his answer

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In summary, a person tries to helpfully suggest trying PT, as certain practitioners like keeping patients in surgery and imaging loops. R-kank responds that his certain practitioners say 'lol this will kill you', so sight-unseen, PT is not an option.

Lol this fuckin dude is the grasshopper from Aesop's Fable. "PT is actual work, so fuck that" is the vibe. Edit: "...and keep the pills coming," is also legit. That's more of an "and", less than a "but" though.

 

[Emperor Julian]

There was a post a few years back were he mentioned he deliberately didnt want to do exercise as he hated doing it. I'd be interesting to see how sedantry he actually is/was. I imagine even a brief weekly walk around the park would be alien to him.

 

[Beresford's Whip]

Also I did PT for almost a year. You lay on a table an they bend you this way and that way. Its not anything like cardio

Depending on the PT he needs it could range from that to moderately vigorous exercise. But that's effort, so we know he's not going to do it.

 

[break these cuffs]

but the Adderall and tranny fucking?

Also I did PT for almost a year. You lay on a table an they bend you this way and that way. Its not anything like cardio

Are you kidding me? I've been worked to the bone by physical therapists with upwards of 25lbs on a cable crossover and no shit assisted pullups! How was I supposed to lay around all morning drinking boxed wine pilled out of my gourd when they had me throwing a rubber ball at a trampoline.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

but the Adderall and tranny fucking?

Also I did PT for almost a year. You lay on a table an they bend you this way and that way. Its not anything like cardio

That's only one type of physical therapy.

They often have you doing a pretty vigorous workout.

 

[AmpleApricots]

70+ year olds do physical therapy. It's almost like these physical therapists had an education or something that gives them the information to make an educated guess what will help with a particular problem and what a particular patient can and cannot do. Imagine such a thing.

Lowtax' source: His ass. No doctor ever said that. He is lying. As usual.

 

[northstar747]

Oh hey

 

[Spunt]

Oh hey

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Given the agility with which he evaded that question, I'd say his neck was just fine.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Rich: I'm crippled and can't do anything...

Also Rich: IM GOING TO JUMP UP AND DOWN IN MY SEAT ON STREAM AND SCREAM NONSTOP

Any insurance group is going to have a field day looking at his gay stream attempts.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Oh hey

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I guess all that helps is pain medication to ease, you know, the pain...........

 

[negativlad]

Lowtax just reuploaded a handful of flash animations done by Shmorky. Two of which are cartoons featuring his children. Why in god's name Rich would want to preserve proof that he did leave Shmorky alone with his daughters is anyone's guess.

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I wonder what Lauren is up to these days. Not in a weird way, just curious how she's dealing with her shitheel dad spiraling so far. Does she avoid "internet culture" because of all this shit? Does she even remember the Shmorky days?

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If this nigger wants to lie to get pills he could at least try to make up some more convincing ones. Sure, man, when you damage your nerves your physician definitely doesn't prescribe a bunch of PT so you regain some function. Completely unheard of.

 

[Sabrina]

I know I'm just echoing Ellroy here, but Jeffrey swinging into Resetera (borrowing and then ruining someone else's account, amusingly the same thing that earned Lowtax his 2nd and 3rd bans from twitter) with advice for how to run someone else's forum while also rubbing his palms and cackling at the idea of unburdening Lowtoes of his "uninhabitable" website for a song is just about the most Shylock behavior I've seen in a long, long time.

And Jeffrey is full of shit because he's been at the head of the forum this whole time. Everyone knows Lowtax doesn't do anything. For a long time it was Ozma, for something like the past five years it's been Jeffrey.

Several posts asking "Why didn't Lowtax just hire a tech guy," he had a history of hiring actual tech guys of varying capabilities and either not paying them or paying a pittance so they left after a few onths for jobs that would put food on the table. Do that with front page writers and your site is boring, do that with IT and your site doesn't work.

Rich: I'm crippled and can't do anything...

Also Rich: IM GOING TO JUMP UP AND DOWN IN MY SEAT ON STREAM AND SCREAM NONSTOP

Any insurance group is going to have a field day looking at his gay stream attempts.

The lawyers watch the streams, (both sides!), this shit comes up in court. His Facebook posts do as well, and they're all public and he doesn't even delete comments when people show how he's lying about everything. On top of that, per Logan, he writes Ashli nasty emails and his mom threatened to cut off paying his legal fees over it. Yeah that shit definitely goes to court. His insurance would undoubtedly appreciate this information but the doctors have been wise to his grift the entire time. They're trained for this.

Not the first guy who claims to be a cripple, currently having a wife in a domestic violence shelter at the same time as another woman was filing police reports for domestic violence. Nobody can spin that to look good, but Lord if he isn't trying to bury himself alive.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Several posts asking "Why didn't Lowtax just hire a tech guy," he had a history of hiring actual tech guys of varying capabilities and either not paying them or paying a pittance so they left after a few onths for jobs that would put food on the table. Do that with front page writers and your site is boring, do that with IT and your site doesn't work.

It's worse than this, though. There was literally nothing stopping Owetax from becoming his own IT guy; in fact, there were several times where he posted on the forums that he had to fix something on the back end, and it always had the air of "GOD, FINE, I'LL DO IT MY SELF!" Not to mention that for as much as we make fun of him being a rеtard, he's actually pretty intelligent. He could have figured these thing out, if he had wanted to weren't such a lazy addict.