Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

G.Rapefruit said:
The appearance of Matt Green has got me thinking...If a farmer were to infiltrate the cobras lair what questions would the community want asked.
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The only question I would have to ask would be directed at the farmer:

"Were you born a colossal faggot or did you turn into one over time?"

That dude's haircut looks fucking crisp too, he for sure tried looking his best for his youtube debut. If you're going to go hang with cobes at least *look* the part of a troglodyte.

I would have fewer issues if someone rolled up to the lair in a clapped out dodge wearing worn-out mossy oak camo and took cobes out to crush some cans of blue raz behind a dumpster.
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
The appearance of Matt Green has got me thinking...If a farmer were to infiltrate the cobras lair what questions would the community want asked.
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Josh has a small, niche collection of video games for a variety of consoles. I want to know specifically which ones he has and I also want to know why the fuck he has a Nintendo 64 controller and he doesn't have the console.

That's the one of the few things I don't know about Josh. Mostly useless information, I'm just curious.
 
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Desparagus said:
I would hope a farmer wouldn't need attention bad enough to tap the glass for goody good boy points on the internet.
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Im certainly not encouraging one to do so. Just a hypothetical. TWU

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I would hope a farmer wouldn't need attention bad enough to tap the glass for goody good boy points on the internet.
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Thats the exact reason we see a disgusting faggot redditor in the lair and not a farmer.
 
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I hope this fucking ween got nits off of Kobes hat and covid off of Warlord's mask. Congratulations, you fucked with a literal retard for internet ass pats, dude should kill himself.
 
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Courtney streamed after Cobes ended his stream. She was seething, saying that she was going to tell josh that Mr. Green was a troll and that she would even contact Clint to tell him that josh let in a troll who was concealed carrying. Chat was telling her that exhaume does the exact same shit but worse which lead her to try and bend over backwards to justify exhaume's behavior (a friend of hers). She took the stream down, i guess she realized it makes her look bad and I forgot to back it up. RIP.
 
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I have a staunch "don't pozload my neghole yadda yadda" rule-thing.

If I was ever to touch the pew, it would be to help, out of all the people on the planet, Mr Josh Saunders. Even then, I'd probably at the last second say "no man, don't do it".
That's the level of interest and years I've been around Cobes, as an observer. Like, to be clear, I wouldn't, but if I HAD to pick one pile of steaming , nearly-homeless shit, it would be JFS.

In this case, I was going to waive that rule-thing, because this dude is funny-ish and isn't there to steal shit from M'Lord. After watching Warlord's homeless ghost rifle through Josh's shit, this was a welcome, one-off episode of the season.

However, after I heard "reddit", I have declared a fatwah on Senior Verde. If you see him, do not apprehend--meme on site.

ETA: Holy fuck I didn't see all the LUGGAGE this guy walked in with HAHAHA
 
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Still on the fence on how I feel about Mr Green's visit. One one hand, he is the least visibly scuffed person to be featured on camera. He is clearly not from Casper and shows none of the "hills have eyes" type features everyone else has. But he also clearly was there as a troll.
In general my views on Josh is completely laissez-faire, let the world around him do the molding, because that's how we got him in the first place, that being said I didn't find him reprehensible, and if he gets covid, lice, and scabies from going over there than he gets exactly what he deserves.
6.4/10 trolling. Would have him back again.
 
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Games said:
The subreddit is largely inhabited by Genova fans now, has been for a year or so. Make of that info what you will.
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It's largely inhabited by dipshit politically correct reddit subhumans that clutch pearls about Josh not respecting trannies and faggots enough when he's being a drunken mess
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
It's largely inhabited by dipshit politically correct reddit subhumans that clutch pearls about Josh not respecting trannies and faggots enough when he's being a drunken mess
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I think some people make a big thing out of it because they know it'll upset Josh if people view him that way, but I've definitely seen a number of people on there who'll act like you bombed fuckin' Japan again if you say "Ching Chong" regardless of the context.

I'm not really partial to saying stuff like that but like holy fuck, it's a word, buddy. Relax.

Q_Anon1001 said:
Courtney streamed after Cobes ended his stream. She was seething, saying that she was going to tell josh that Mr. Green was a troll and that she would even contact Clint to tell him that josh let in a troll who was concealed carrying. Chat was telling her that exhaume does the exact same shit but worse which lead her to try and bend over backwards to justify exhaume's behavior (a friend of hers). She took the stream down, i guess she realized it makes her look bad and I forgot to back it up. RIP.
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Is this the stream?

www.youtube.com

Take me home… country roads

www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
It's largely inhabited by dipshit politically correct reddit subhumans that clutch pearls about Josh not respecting trannies and faggots enough when he's being a drunken mess
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I feel like it used to be okay, it felt pretty isolated from the typical reddit faggotry. I enjoyed posting Cobra shops on there. Then it was like overnight when it just became super lame with both politically correct shit and people trying to fuck with Cobes IRL (like review bombing his new apartment to get him evicted as if he'd need the help doing that.)
 
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Josh was in Courtney's server on a video call with 10 other people drinking with Warlord when a physical altercation happened.
Warlord and Josh were drinking Rum and tequila heavily. Warlord was way more drunk and went into a complete mental meltdown talking about killing himself and his ex-wife, absolutely sobbing one minute then the next not. He lost his shit. All the while Josh keeps telling him to chug more alcohol. Then he started getting rawdy and arguing with Cobes. Cobes was trying to get him to leave but Warlord was refusing and went ballistic which instigated a physical fight that led to this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/qdwqo8 /josh_pushing_over_warlord_tonight_on_courtney/
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
Josh was in Courtney's server on a video call with 10 other people drinking with Warlord when a physical altercation happened.
Warlord and Josh were drinking Rum and tequila heavily. Warlord was way more drunk and went into a complete mental meltdown talking about killing himself and his ex-wife, absolutely sobbing one minute then the next not. He lost his shit. All the while Josh keeps telling him to chug more straight alcohol. Then he started getting rawdy and arguing with Cobes. Cobes was trying to get him to leave but Warlord was refusing and went ballistic which instigated a physical fight that led to this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/qdwqo8 /josh_pushing_over_warlord_tonight_on_courtney/
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Local copy available here

no sound, just discord blip and what we see here.

EDIT: version with sound here

 
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