Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

I was gonna post this but wasn't sure if that was cool or not. Cheers

I didn’t know if it was cool or not, either. I just didn’t want the lore to disappear should the subreddit get banned in the future.

Edit: Here’s an interesting shot of some pre-fight libations. Definitely not getting that security deposit back on the rug, bud.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

His getting kicked out, halfway house or basement next stop?

 

[Alabastr_Dragonoid]

I always viewed cobes as all sizzle no steak. Talks a lot but cowers from confrontation. So I'm kinda surprised he put Warlord in his place. Warlord is a mooch, and in my opinion doesn't ever even like ma darklord. So, props to cobes for standing up for himself. But as stated, I'm concerned cobes may have bit off more than he can chew, and Alex will jump him in the hallway, unless Alex ends up in jail.

 

[Desparagus]

Lost his Etsy, lost his Teespring, lost his bonfire, lost his biggest mooch... That mantis had some dark juju. Mrs. Green's curse knows no bounds.

 

[Self Edge]

His getting kicked out, halfway house or basement next stop?

I think basement is unlikely, since I’ve heard people say that Josh’s step mom won’t let him stay overnight. Halfway house is possible and so is being kicked out. Not sure how likely that is, kinda depends on how often this kinda shit happens with other tenants at his apartment. Some places wouldn’t give a fuck about this kind of stuff, but I know of places where you get like one warning for noise and then you’re out.

 

[museum privilege]

Just "found" this Cobras magic has bloodied the shifty warload.
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This image is from the fight with Ian, earlier in the day.

Oh man if the mantis staff was broken

It's not. Ms Green is safe in her mod podge'd form.

 

[Itspinklava]

His getting kicked out, halfway house or basement next stop?

Hopefully he doesn’t get kicked out. I can’t imagine Cobes enjoying a group home. His behavior would probably get him thrown out faster than he’d get evicted from an apartment, and he couldn’t drink alcohol. TMDNWU.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Hopefully he doesn’t get kicked out. I can’t imagine Cobes enjoying a group home. His behavior would probably get him thrown out faster than he’d get evicted from an apartment, and he couldn’t drink alcohol. TMDNWU.

Josh will be fine, I expect. Not quite sure the new owners are gunna put up with all the shit that happened this year but who knows. Might be for the best if he moved somewhere else anyway, since his address is out there.

 

[TurdFondler]

Warlord was so drunk he might not remember anything.

 

[mdrop22]

Matt is young and in good shape.. why would he be worried about covid. What? He's going to be part of 0.003% of people in his age range that die from covid?

Not fucking likely.

Bruh I just meant he might get sick. Calm the fuck down.

Josh is not getting kicked out over this. Shoving your drunk friend in low income housing is pretty standard. He isn't living in a nice place, his neighbors are likely also addicts and the lowest rung of Casper society. They don't care, and as long as he isn't damaging property I doubt the managers care.

Praise Cobra's magic, there will be no more streams with Warlord. I couldn't watch even a minute of that bullshit, Warlord is insufferable.

 

[hundredthousand]

Bruh I just meant he might get sick. Calm the fuck down.

Josh is not getting kicked out over this. Shoving your drunk friend in low income housing is pretty standard. He isn't living in a nice place, his neighbors are likely also addicts and the lowest rung of Casper society. They don't care, and as long as he isn't damaging property I doubt the managers care.

Praise Cobra's magic, there will be no more streams with Warlord. I couldn't watch even a minute of that bullshit, Warlord is insufferable.

I won't be surprised if in one of Josh's upcoming streams there is a knock at the door and it's Warlord, either trying to fight him, or make peace so he can continue mooching booze and food, and steal when Josh is taking a smoke.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

This image is from the fight with Ian, earlier in the day.


It's not. Ms Green is safe in her mod podge'd form.

CN gonna be mad when she finds out you were the one who leaked to Lenin: try and blame it on oprah

 

[greenphantom]

from wand apprentice to homeless punching bag, how hard they fall

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

from wand apprentice to homeless punching bag, how hard they fall

It is surprising that alex anderson was the first to die of all the weirdos we have in casper

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Hopefully he doesn’t get kicked out. I can’t imagine Cobes enjoying a group home. His behavior would probably get him thrown out faster than he’d get evicted from an apartment, and he couldn’t drink alcohol. TMDNWU.

Josh will be fine, I expect. Not quite sure the new owners are gunna put up with all the shit that happened this year but who knows. Might be for the best if he moved somewhere else anyway, since his address is out there.

Bruh I just meant he might get sick. Calm the fuck down.

Josh is not getting kicked out over this. Shoving your drunk friend in low income housing is pretty standard. He isn't living in a nice place, his neighbors are likely also addicts and the lowest rung of Casper society. They don't care, and as long as he isn't damaging property I doubt the managers care.

Praise Cobra's magic, there will be no more streams with Warlord. I couldn't watch even a minute of that bullshit, Warlord is insufferable.

Yeah all he needs todo was say his friend already had one altercation, he tried to take him away to calm him down, and it didn't work and the friend attack him again. It's highly unlikely even we will see the full video complete with audio any time soon, so it stands to reason management isn't going to see the lead up where he's filling Warlord up with booze and taunting him over being a pussy. Cobes will be fine.

 

[chimpSculpture]

If this is the last of Warlord we see then I'd be happy. No idea why anyone even likes Warlord on Cobes' streams he's a degenerate druggie who mooches off Cobes' stuff (or just takes shit from his workbench), he isn't funny at anytime. I'll miss Scotty's antics more.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

If this was Josh's way of thwarting warlords sexual advance, he really lived up to "fuck rape"

 

[Captain Ahab]

On one hand, something is finally happening. On the other hand, this shit is getting too dark for me. I liked him more when he was a delusional wand maker and rockstar. Puking on stream and fighting with methheads is not my cup of tea.

Real talk. This gotta be the endgame? There’s no way the landlord will tolerate bum fights and cops coming to the apartment complex every week or so. It’s the second time cops are knocking on his door in a very short amount of time. No group home will tolerate his behavior and neither will Clint and other family members. Clint couldn‘t deal with him back when he was just a regular tard. Can’t imagine him dealing with Cobes now. I foresee prison or homelessness in the near future. He might get shanked by a methhead.

 

[Kurphy C. Danish]

Here's Josh's spin on what happened

 

['Ol Stinky]

Archived vers. of "the next day" for when Josh ultimately deletes the video.