Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

Warlord does seem to get upset when Josh refers to him "having feelings for friends that don't swing that way"

Warlord is off his meds and hungry for man ass.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Forgive me if this turns out like shit, but I think I have the audio and video synced for the fight

How his fingers spread out when he says "I will end you!" You know Josh was imagining dark magic energy flowing at full speed.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I think I'm coming around on Green. He seems like he intended to just involve himself for clout but if he provides more material I think I'll be on the pro glasstapper side.

Also jesus Jord has brought up the fucking soap thing half a dozen times. He must think the shit is worth gold.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Mr. Green & Cobes are live at a bar, talking about Warlord.

 

[TurdFondler]

Is Alex asking for bus fare? Alex mumbles something that sounds like "got bus fare? And Cobes says something like "no go home with no bus fare" and then alex mumbles something "his lawyer will be here in the morning"

 

[Dick Pooman]

I think I'm coming around on Green.

I think he's going to wear out his welcome pretty quick.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I think I'm coming around on Green. He seems like he intended to just involve himself for clout but if he provides more material I think I'll be on the pro glasstapper side.

Also jesus Jord has brought up the fucking soap thing half a dozen times. He must think the shit is worth gold.

Yes some asshole manipulating and feeding Kobes delusions while pumping him full of alcohol is exactly what Kobes needs

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobra's phone audio recording problems seem to have disappeared. He didn't get a new phone, did he?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Is Alex asking for bus fare? Alex mumbles something that sounds like "got bus fare? And Cobes says something like "no go home with no bus fare" and then alex mumbles something "his lawyer will be here in the morning"

He's homeless now, so probably.

I think he's going to wear out his welcome pretty quick.

Yes some asshole manipulating and feeding Kobes delusions while pumping him full of alcohol is exactly what Kobes needs

Touché.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Cobra's phone audio recording problems seem to have disappeared. He didn't get a new phone, did he?

idk about all that, audio sounded pretty shitty to me

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Cobra's phone audio recording problems seem to have disappeared. He didn't get a new phone, did he?

Maybe Mr. Green cleaned the gunk out of the microphone.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Yes some asshole manipulating and feeding Kobes delusions while pumping him full of alcohol is exactly what Kobes needs

While I can see your point and personally would not like to contribute to cobes' deterioration, the way i figure it is 'would cobra really be any less drunk or delusional if mr. green weren't there?'

 

[chimpSculpture]

Maybe Mr. Green cleaned the gunk out of the microphone.

Instantly redeemed himself.

The only other thing Mr. Ween could do that's any good is to get Cobes laid.

 

[Dick Pooman]

idk about all that, audio sounded pretty shitty to me

I'm watching his stream from the bar right now and it's no longer doing that thing where the audio is normal for a few seconds and then drops out.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Cobra's phone audio recording problems seem to have disappeared. He didn't get a new phone, did he?

idk about all that, audio sounded pretty shitty to me

I' think it's stream audio someone wrangled from a Discord lurker.

 

[eaglesfan665]

I'm watching his stream from the bar right now and it's no longer doing that thing where the audio is normal for a few seconds and then drops out.

to me it sounds like it's more quiet than it should be but yeah it does not seem to be doing what it was doing before

 

[Mr Sister]

Also jesus Jord has brought up the fucking soap thing half a dozen times. He must think the shit is worth gold.

it just happened to be the latest thing he mooched. it easily could have been pizza, or tobacco, (i would say or booze but it was booze too and he brought that up plenty). I wouldn't be surprised if alex asked to have cobras shoes before.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

While I can see your point and personally would not like to contribute to cobes' deterioration, the way i figure it is 'would cobra really be any less drunk or delusional if mr. green weren't there?'

Kobes doesn't have $90 to piss away on alcohol right now and he doesn't have money to buy alcohol at a bar. He sold the staff but won't get the money until monday and he has an outstanding electric bill so no Kobes wouldn't be as drunk without the ween. IANAD but I can't imagine feeding a person's delusions ever leads to anything good. It's never funny either, people fucked with Terry and fed into his delusions and he's dead. People fucked with Chris and fed into his delusions and he's in prison now for raping his mom.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Kobes doesn't have $90 to piss away on alcohol right now. I can't imagine feeding a person's delusions ever leads to anything good. It's never funny either, people fucked with Terry and fed into his delusions and he's dead. People fucked with Chris and fed into his delusions and he's in prison now for raping his mom.

fuck you're right, I didn't know about his current financial situation

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Mr Green was a great guest star. I wonder what furher cameos will be on upcoming episodes.

Yeah! More cahoots and shenanigans!