- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Start:
Having a morning Bud light platinum. Says warlord isn't allowed in his apartment anymore because he was fighting with his neighbours and talking shit about Ozzy. Talks shit about Warlord
1:30:
Kobes talks about the fight.
2:10:
Says he's trying to be a good person and make the world a better place and people take advantage of him.
3:24:
Warlord slammed the door so hard it's stuck.
4:02:
Says someone he thought killed themselves because of trolls is still alive. Says that's neither here nor there. Says he won't have anyone drinking in his apartment now unless he knows they are chill. Warlord is not welcome and he needs to get his shit together.
6:30:
Says he was overlooking that Warlord is a mooch because they were friends. He talks about the fight again.
7:56:
Says he just passes out when he gets too drunk and doesn't start shit not like Warlord.
8:51:
He thought a girl he had a crush on killed herself because of trolls but she is just not active on social media. Waiting patiently for his off age chick of his dreams.
10:23:
Talking shit about Warlord. Kobes is trying to be a decent person. Cheers to the weekend
Having a morning Bud light platinum. Says warlord isn't allowed in his apartment anymore because he was fighting with his neighbours and talking shit about Ozzy. Talks shit about Warlord
1:30:
Kobes talks about the fight.
2:10:
Says he's trying to be a good person and make the world a better place and people take advantage of him.
3:24:
Warlord slammed the door so hard it's stuck.
4:02:
Says someone he thought killed themselves because of trolls is still alive. Says that's neither here nor there. Says he won't have anyone drinking in his apartment now unless he knows they are chill. Warlord is not welcome and he needs to get his shit together.
6:30:
Says he was overlooking that Warlord is a mooch because they were friends. He talks about the fight again.
7:56:
Says he just passes out when he gets too drunk and doesn't start shit not like Warlord.
8:51:
He thought a girl he had a crush on killed herself because of trolls but she is just not active on social media. Waiting patiently for his off age chick of his dreams.
10:23:
Talking shit about Warlord. Kobes is trying to be a decent person. Cheers to the weekend
Here's the ween streams:
Short video. Drinking with a retard ween. Retard ween cut his finger on the bottle opener. Kobe's regrets cheating on Stephanie. Kobe's talks about Summer doing his Ozzy knuckles. Mysterious knock on the door. One of Kobe's buddies but they leave. Dani Filth shriek. Retard ween tells Kobe's he's a tranny and Kobe's says he doesn't judge and ends the stream.
Start:
Back with the ween retard. Shills tactical soap. 2:30:
Kobes talks about his Ozzy knuckles. Talks about Ozzy. If Kobes won the lottery he would visit Ozzy.
4:50:
Kobes prius advert. Kobes neighbour is there too but off camera. They talk about how they are not homophobic. Retarded ween orders a pizza. Kobes tells his neighbour to take it easy on the energy drinks. Moar alcohol.
11:05:
Kobes puts on a video for 2 seconds. Retarded ween tries on his hat and takes a photo of himself for reddit. Back to Terrence Pop video.
14:30:
Kobes gives advice to people dealing with losing someone in a mass shooting. Back to the video.
16:20:
Retarded ween tries out Warlords skull mask and suggests they go out on Halloween. Kobes gives a non committed answer. Back to the video.
21:47:
Troll rant. Kobes shows off his wand. Kobes shows off a patch the Retarded ween gave him. Chi balls. Kobes talks about his earrings and goth Felicia.
27:15:
Kobes supports gun rights but hates mass shootings. Complaining about weed being illegal. Legalise pot rant. Troll rant.
32:25:
Kobes thoughts on abortion. Kobes respecting women. Kobes hates mass shootings. Kobes is just ringing to make the world a better place. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life is precious. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dani Filth shriek. Back to the video.
37:55:
Shout out to the cops and the troops. Kobes talks about his drink and sings. Kobes bullied people to their faces like a real man. Shout out to the ween retard's yenta wife.
40:46:
Kobes talks about drink combinations. He got to ring a bell in the church where homedad Clint taught gymnastics. Bell tower sperg. The video is depressing Kobes. Retarded ween trying to get Kobes to show off his gun.
43:35:
Kobes is face timing with the retard ween's yenta wife.
45:46:
Ween retard trying to get Kobes to do vocal covers. Retarded ween says he's a tranny again. Good he should 41% himself.
47:28:
Can crush for the fans. Kobes shows off the wand he's working on for the person who bought the staff. Retarded ween tells Kobes he's a troll and Kobes laughs it off. Retard ween goes to the bathroom.
50:31:
Kobes focuses on the support he gets not the haters. Talks about being a celebrity. Says he woke up feeling sick today and took a load of cold medicine now he's hanging out with this retard ween. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
52:58:
Retarded ween on the phone to the pizza place to guarantee the pizza order was legitimate.
55:09:
Someone sent a no sauce, no cheese, mushroom pizza. Kobes coughs all over it and the ween Retarded eats a mushroom from it. Kobes puts on another video.
58:59:
Kobes talks about his drink. Retarded ween asks Kobes the shred his guitar.
1:00:00:
Guitar shredding.
1:03:03:
Reading chat and bragging about how he can pick up chicks.
1:04:37:
Retarded ween guitar shredding. Retarded ween says warlord stole from Kobes. Kobes says he didn't steal anything. Troll rant.
1:07:32:
Talks about Ozzy. Retarded ween says he's not going to kill Kobes. Kobes talks about Shon.
1:11:22:
Pizza is here.
1:13:13:
Kobes says he's not that hungry. Garlic butters on pizza.
1:14:41:
Yukbang. Kobes complaining about trolls ordering food for him and not paying for it. Kobes tries to tear up the old mushroom pizza.
1:18:07:
Trying the jalapeño poppers. #notasponsor
1:20:15:
Kobes says jalapeño poppers are good for preventing coof. Dude likely has coof right now.
1:23:20:
Shon and Saunders
1:22:05:
Retarded ween sitting in Kobes throne playing with Shon.
1:23:46:
Kobes explains how he made Shon. Kobes says he's going to keep living as long as he can coof coof.
1:26:43:
Kobes bitching about women.
1:27:47:
Chi ball
1:30:30:
Retarded ween trying to start shit between Kobes and Warlord by bringing up again that people think Warlord stole something from his work bench.
1:33:33:
Kobes phone keeps ringing. Retarded ween keeps grabbing Kobes phone off him.
1:38:21:
Retarded ween leaves finally. Kobes brags about how famous he is. Ranting about trolls and cobra cult in the bathroom.
1:41:42:
Talks about how he met the retarded ween. Talks about his vocal covers. Moar beer.
1:44:36:
Kobes was feeling down because he has the flu coof and he gets trolled. Women who rejected him in high school regret it now because he is a famous youtuber now. Talks about the Mrs. Green staff.
1:47:19:
Compares himself to Ozzy and talks about getting bullied and rejected by chick's. This is meant to be an inspirational speech. Talks about the wand he's making and Mrs. Green.
1:50:21:
Kobes us not an alcoholic. Talks about his chicken fried steak video.
1:52:52:
Today's of age chicks aren't into rock and roll like Kobes and that's a crying shame because you wouldn't have John legend without Ozzy. Talks about how sick he was this morning and he ate left over Taco Bell and drank all day and now he feels better.
1:55:40:
He's going to check his phone after the stream to block delete and ignore trolls. Troll rant.
1:58:21:
Pours monster into his beer.
1:59:08:
Kobes brags about how famous he us. Talks about his Ozzy knuckles.
2:01:22:
Bragging about how good he sings and plays guitar. Talks about the wand he's working on and the Mrs Green staff.
2:04:40:
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2:05:05:
Bragging about how good he can sing and play guitar.
2:08:30:
Bragging about his fans. Retarded ween bought $80-$90 worth of alcohol for an alcoholic. He should kill himself.
2:11:30:
Moar alcohol. Talking about the retarded ween.
2:14:16:
Kobes cured his flu/ coof with alcohol and cough medicine. Says he knows it's not coof because he can taste beer although his taste buds are fucked anyway based on his food and drink combinations.
2:17:40:
Smoking rant.
2:19:06:
Kobes is a chill celebrity.
2:20:40:
Helping humanity with his gender relations rants. Bragging about his fans again and the retarded ween. Talks about his flu/ coof.
2:28:59:
Smoke break
2:33:14:
Returns. John legend vocal cover.
2:38:49:
Passenger vocal cover. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Says he realises how sexy he is but he's trying to be humble about it.
2:42:42:
Starts the vocal cover
2:47:27:
Moar alcohol
2:49:39:
Bullet for my valentine vocal cover
2:52:59:
Brags about his singing. Back to the song.
2:55:35:
No copyright infringement intended
2:57:08:
Falling asleep
2:58:18:
Linkin Park vocal cover. RIP Chester he was murdered for exposing Hollywood chimos. Reads chat. Finishes his drink. Ends the stream
Back with the ween retard. Shills tactical soap. 2:30:
Kobes talks about his Ozzy knuckles. Talks about Ozzy. If Kobes won the lottery he would visit Ozzy.
4:50:
Kobes prius advert. Kobes neighbour is there too but off camera. They talk about how they are not homophobic. Retarded ween orders a pizza. Kobes tells his neighbour to take it easy on the energy drinks. Moar alcohol.
11:05:
Kobes puts on a video for 2 seconds. Retarded ween tries on his hat and takes a photo of himself for reddit. Back to Terrence Pop video.
14:30:
Kobes gives advice to people dealing with losing someone in a mass shooting. Back to the video.
16:20:
Retarded ween tries out Warlords skull mask and suggests they go out on Halloween. Kobes gives a non committed answer. Back to the video.
21:47:
Troll rant. Kobes shows off his wand. Kobes shows off a patch the Retarded ween gave him. Chi balls. Kobes talks about his earrings and goth Felicia.
27:15:
Kobes supports gun rights but hates mass shootings. Complaining about weed being illegal. Legalise pot rant. Troll rant.
32:25:
Kobes thoughts on abortion. Kobes respecting women. Kobes hates mass shootings. Kobes is just ringing to make the world a better place. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life is precious. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dani Filth shriek. Back to the video.
37:55:
Shout out to the cops and the troops. Kobes talks about his drink and sings. Kobes bullied people to their faces like a real man. Shout out to the ween retard's yenta wife.
40:46:
Kobes talks about drink combinations. He got to ring a bell in the church where homedad Clint taught gymnastics. Bell tower sperg. The video is depressing Kobes. Retarded ween trying to get Kobes to show off his gun.
43:35:
Kobes is face timing with the retard ween's yenta wife.
45:46:
Ween retard trying to get Kobes to do vocal covers. Retarded ween says he's a tranny again. Good he should 41% himself.
47:28:
Can crush for the fans. Kobes shows off the wand he's working on for the person who bought the staff. Retarded ween tells Kobes he's a troll and Kobes laughs it off. Retard ween goes to the bathroom.
50:31:
Kobes focuses on the support he gets not the haters. Talks about being a celebrity. Says he woke up feeling sick today and took a load of cold medicine now he's hanging out with this retard ween. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
52:58:
Retarded ween on the phone to the pizza place to guarantee the pizza order was legitimate.
55:09:
Someone sent a no sauce, no cheese, mushroom pizza. Kobes coughs all over it and the ween Retarded eats a mushroom from it. Kobes puts on another video.
58:59:
Kobes talks about his drink. Retarded ween asks Kobes the shred his guitar.
1:00:00:
Guitar shredding.
1:03:03:
Reading chat and bragging about how he can pick up chicks.
1:04:37:
Retarded ween guitar shredding. Retarded ween says warlord stole from Kobes. Kobes says he didn't steal anything. Troll rant.
1:07:32:
Talks about Ozzy. Retarded ween says he's not going to kill Kobes. Kobes talks about Shon.
1:11:22:
Pizza is here.
1:13:13:
Kobes says he's not that hungry. Garlic butters on pizza.
1:14:41:
Yukbang. Kobes complaining about trolls ordering food for him and not paying for it. Kobes tries to tear up the old mushroom pizza.
1:18:07:
Trying the jalapeño poppers. #notasponsor
1:20:15:
Kobes says jalapeño poppers are good for preventing coof. Dude likely has coof right now.
1:23:20:
Shon and Saunders
1:22:05:
Retarded ween sitting in Kobes throne playing with Shon.
1:23:46:
Kobes explains how he made Shon. Kobes says he's going to keep living as long as he can coof coof.
1:26:43:
Kobes bitching about women.
1:27:47:
Chi ball
1:30:30:
Retarded ween trying to start shit between Kobes and Warlord by bringing up again that people think Warlord stole something from his work bench.
1:33:33:
Kobes phone keeps ringing. Retarded ween keeps grabbing Kobes phone off him.
1:38:21:
Retarded ween leaves finally. Kobes brags about how famous he is. Ranting about trolls and cobra cult in the bathroom.
1:41:42:
Talks about how he met the retarded ween. Talks about his vocal covers. Moar beer.
1:44:36:
Kobes was feeling down because he has the flu coof and he gets trolled. Women who rejected him in high school regret it now because he is a famous youtuber now. Talks about the Mrs. Green staff.
1:47:19:
Compares himself to Ozzy and talks about getting bullied and rejected by chick's. This is meant to be an inspirational speech. Talks about the wand he's making and Mrs. Green.
1:50:21:
Kobes us not an alcoholic. Talks about his chicken fried steak video.
1:52:52:
Today's of age chicks aren't into rock and roll like Kobes and that's a crying shame because you wouldn't have John legend without Ozzy. Talks about how sick he was this morning and he ate left over Taco Bell and drank all day and now he feels better.
1:55:40:
He's going to check his phone after the stream to block delete and ignore trolls. Troll rant.
1:58:21:
Pours monster into his beer.
1:59:08:
Kobes brags about how famous he us. Talks about his Ozzy knuckles.
2:01:22:
Bragging about how good he sings and plays guitar. Talks about the wand he's working on and the Mrs Green staff.
2:04:40:
SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE
2:05:05:
Bragging about how good he can sing and play guitar.
2:08:30:
Bragging about his fans. Retarded ween bought $80-$90 worth of alcohol for an alcoholic. He should kill himself.
2:11:30:
Moar alcohol. Talking about the retarded ween.
2:14:16:
Kobes cured his flu/ coof with alcohol and cough medicine. Says he knows it's not coof because he can taste beer although his taste buds are fucked anyway based on his food and drink combinations.
2:17:40:
Smoking rant.
2:19:06:
Kobes is a chill celebrity.
2:20:40:
Helping humanity with his gender relations rants. Bragging about his fans again and the retarded ween. Talks about his flu/ coof.
2:28:59:
Smoke break
2:33:14:
Returns. John legend vocal cover.
2:38:49:
Passenger vocal cover. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Says he realises how sexy he is but he's trying to be humble about it.
2:42:42:
Starts the vocal cover
2:47:27:
Moar alcohol
2:49:39:
Bullet for my valentine vocal cover
2:52:59:
Brags about his singing. Back to the song.
2:55:35:
No copyright infringement intended
2:57:08:
Falling asleep
2:58:18:
Linkin Park vocal cover. RIP Chester he was murdered for exposing Hollywood chimos. Reads chat. Finishes his drink. Ends the stream
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