Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's Josh's spin on what happened


Archived vers. of "the next day" for when Josh ultimately deletes the video.
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Start:
Having a morning Bud light platinum. Says warlord isn't allowed in his apartment anymore because he was fighting with his neighbours and talking shit about Ozzy. Talks shit about Warlord
1:30:
Kobes talks about the fight.
2:10:
Says he's trying to be a good person and make the world a better place and people take advantage of him.
3:24:
Warlord slammed the door so hard it's stuck.
4:02:
Says someone he thought killed themselves because of trolls is still alive. Says that's neither here nor there. Says he won't have anyone drinking in his apartment now unless he knows they are chill. Warlord is not welcome and he needs to get his shit together.
6:30:
Says he was overlooking that Warlord is a mooch because they were friends. He talks about the fight again.
7:56:
Says he just passes out when he gets too drunk and doesn't start shit not like Warlord.
8:51:
He thought a girl he had a crush on killed herself because of trolls but she is just not active on social media. Waiting patiently for his off age chick of his dreams.
10:23:
Talking shit about Warlord. Kobes is trying to be a decent person. Cheers to the weekend
Holy shit Kobes is trapped in his apartment now

Here's the ween streams:
Short video. Drinking with a retard ween. Retard ween cut his finger on the bottle opener. Kobe's regrets cheating on Stephanie. Kobe's talks about Summer doing his Ozzy knuckles. Mysterious knock on the door. One of Kobe's buddies but they leave. Dani Filth shriek. Retard ween tells Kobe's he's a tranny and Kobe's says he doesn't judge and ends the stream.

Start:
Back with the ween retard. Shills tactical soap. 2:30:
Kobes talks about his Ozzy knuckles. Talks about Ozzy. If Kobes won the lottery he would visit Ozzy.
4:50:
Kobes prius advert. Kobes neighbour is there too but off camera. They talk about how they are not homophobic. Retarded ween orders a pizza. Kobes tells his neighbour to take it easy on the energy drinks. Moar alcohol.
11:05:
Kobes puts on a video for 2 seconds. Retarded ween tries on his hat and takes a photo of himself for reddit. Back to Terrence Pop video.
14:30:
Kobes gives advice to people dealing with losing someone in a mass shooting. Back to the video.
16:20:
Retarded ween tries out Warlords skull mask and suggests they go out on Halloween. Kobes gives a non committed answer. Back to the video.
21:47:
Troll rant. Kobes shows off his wand. Kobes shows off a patch the Retarded ween gave him. Chi balls. Kobes talks about his earrings and goth Felicia.
27:15:
Kobes supports gun rights but hates mass shootings. Complaining about weed being illegal. Legalise pot rant. Troll rant.
32:25:
Kobes thoughts on abortion. Kobes respecting women. Kobes hates mass shootings. Kobes is just ringing to make the world a better place. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life is precious. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dani Filth shriek. Back to the video.
37:55:
Shout out to the cops and the troops. Kobes talks about his drink and sings. Kobes bullied people to their faces like a real man. Shout out to the ween retard's yenta wife.
40:46:
Kobes talks about drink combinations. He got to ring a bell in the church where homedad Clint taught gymnastics. Bell tower sperg. The video is depressing Kobes. Retarded ween trying to get Kobes to show off his gun.
43:35:
Kobes is face timing with the retard ween's yenta wife.
45:46:
Ween retard trying to get Kobes to do vocal covers. Retarded ween says he's a tranny again. Good he should 41% himself.
47:28:
Can crush for the fans. Kobes shows off the wand he's working on for the person who bought the staff. Retarded ween tells Kobes he's a troll and Kobes laughs it off. Retard ween goes to the bathroom.
50:31:
Kobes focuses on the support he gets not the haters. Talks about being a celebrity. Says he woke up feeling sick today and took a load of cold medicine now he's hanging out with this retard ween. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
52:58:
Retarded ween on the phone to the pizza place to guarantee the pizza order was legitimate.
55:09:
Someone sent a no sauce, no cheese, mushroom pizza. Kobes coughs all over it and the ween Retarded eats a mushroom from it. Kobes puts on another video.
58:59:
Kobes talks about his drink. Retarded ween asks Kobes the shred his guitar.
1:00:00:
Guitar shredding.
1:03:03:
Reading chat and bragging about how he can pick up chicks.
1:04:37:
Retarded ween guitar shredding. Retarded ween says warlord stole from Kobes. Kobes says he didn't steal anything. Troll rant.
1:07:32:
Talks about Ozzy. Retarded ween says he's not going to kill Kobes. Kobes talks about Shon.
1:11:22:
Pizza is here.
1:13:13:
Kobes says he's not that hungry. Garlic butters on pizza.
1:14:41:
Yukbang. Kobes complaining about trolls ordering food for him and not paying for it. Kobes tries to tear up the old mushroom pizza.
1:18:07:
Trying the jalapeño poppers. #notasponsor
1:20:15:
Kobes says jalapeño poppers are good for preventing coof. Dude likely has coof right now.
1:23:20:
Shon and Saunders
1:22:05:
Retarded ween sitting in Kobes throne playing with Shon.
1:23:46:
Kobes explains how he made Shon. Kobes says he's going to keep living as long as he can coof coof.
1:26:43:
Kobes bitching about women.
1:27:47:
Chi ball
1:30:30:
Retarded ween trying to start shit between Kobes and Warlord by bringing up again that people think Warlord stole something from his work bench.
1:33:33:
Kobes phone keeps ringing. Retarded ween keeps grabbing Kobes phone off him.
1:38:21:
Retarded ween leaves finally. Kobes brags about how famous he is. Ranting about trolls and cobra cult in the bathroom.
1:41:42:
Talks about how he met the retarded ween. Talks about his vocal covers. Moar beer.
1:44:36:
Kobes was feeling down because he has the flu coof and he gets trolled. Women who rejected him in high school regret it now because he is a famous youtuber now. Talks about the Mrs. Green staff.
1:47:19:
Compares himself to Ozzy and talks about getting bullied and rejected by chick's. This is meant to be an inspirational speech. Talks about the wand he's making and Mrs. Green.
1:50:21:
Kobes us not an alcoholic. Talks about his chicken fried steak video.
1:52:52:
Today's of age chicks aren't into rock and roll like Kobes and that's a crying shame because you wouldn't have John legend without Ozzy. Talks about how sick he was this morning and he ate left over Taco Bell and drank all day and now he feels better.
1:55:40:
He's going to check his phone after the stream to block delete and ignore trolls. Troll rant.
1:58:21:
Pours monster into his beer.
1:59:08:
Kobes brags about how famous he us. Talks about his Ozzy knuckles.
2:01:22:
Bragging about how good he sings and plays guitar. Talks about the wand he's working on and the Mrs Green staff.
2:04:40:
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2:05:05:
Bragging about how good he can sing and play guitar.
2:08:30:
Bragging about his fans. Retarded ween bought $80-$90 worth of alcohol for an alcoholic. He should kill himself.
2:11:30:
Moar alcohol. Talking about the retarded ween.
2:14:16:
Kobes cured his flu/ coof with alcohol and cough medicine. Says he knows it's not coof because he can taste beer although his taste buds are fucked anyway based on his food and drink combinations.
2:17:40:
Smoking rant.
2:19:06:
Kobes is a chill celebrity.
2:20:40:
Helping humanity with his gender relations rants. Bragging about his fans again and the retarded ween. Talks about his flu/ coof.
2:28:59:
Smoke break
2:33:14:
Returns. John legend vocal cover.
2:38:49:
Passenger vocal cover. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Says he realises how sexy he is but he's trying to be humble about it.
2:42:42:
Starts the vocal cover
2:47:27:
Moar alcohol
2:49:39:
Bullet for my valentine vocal cover
2:52:59:
Brags about his singing. Back to the song.
2:55:35:
No copyright infringement intended
2:57:08:
Falling asleep
2:58:18:
Linkin Park vocal cover. RIP Chester he was murdered for exposing Hollywood chimos. Reads chat. Finishes his drink. Ends the stream

Word filter is back. I'm not changing the timestamps.

Seizure is doing another call in stream:
 
Warlord finally leaves and Josh starts having a pissy fit and breaks warlords phone with a hammer and chucks it out the window.

Warlord stumbles back and is repeatedly knocking at the door but it's stuck because he slammed it on his way out. After about 20 minutes. a female voice is heard at the door/window. It's one of warlord's baby mommas. She asks for his phone and Josh exclaims he threw it out the window and explains the situation. Baby momma asked who hit alex, josh lied and said he didn't know. She leaves.

funny how josh omitted this bit in his video and said he just gave the phone to her
 
His getting kicked out, halfway house or basement next stop?
Theres no way that Clint is taking him back. Unless maybe with the stipulation that he quits youtube outright and gets a job.

I didn’t know if it was cool or not, either. I just didn’t want the lore to disappear should the subreddit get banned in the future.

Edit: Here’s an interesting shot of some pre-fight libations. Definitely not getting that security deposit back on the rug, bud.

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This doesnt look like a guy that has a drinking problem and TWU
 
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In his recent video he said "I have to call maintenance to fix my fucking door....again."

That's curious. What the fuck happened to the door the first time? :lol:
Could he be mixing it up with his old apartment? I don't remember him ever mentioning something wrong with his door since he moved into this one. He's only been there just under a year lol, wtf else did he break?
 
Could he be mixing it up with his old apartment? I don't remember him ever mentioning something wrong with his door since he moved into this one. He's only been there just under a year lol, wtf else did he break?
Just because he never mentioned it doesn't mean much. His old apartment's door did pop open all the time so it's probably the norm for him. It does pretty dodge though.

It doesn't even look like much, it's just wedged but he keeps saying he's trapped and can't leave haha.

Mr. Ween kicking down Cobes' door.
 
Cobra used to strike me as a sort of throwback lolcow: just a clueless weirdo doing his thing. Almost innocent, in a way. I do not care for this dark, edgy reboot of Cobes, barfing and brawling with a bisexual bum.

I'm not very familiar with Warlord Campbell. Are the claims that he is almost certain to retaliate credible? Dude seems like he has little to lose or fear at this point, and that makes him exciting.
 
audio only version for local backup.

Warlord does seem to get upset when Josh refers to him "having feelings for friends that don't swing that way"
It's a real Melrose Place over there in Casper
Oooo-Weee toobz!
Edit:12:50 is when he calls Warlord a faggot and pushes him.
 
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If Kobes is telling you that you drank too much it's time to have a look at your life choices.

This is pretty sad that Kobes was the only one to reach out to Warlord when he tried to commit suicide. Kobes watched his videos on stream then went off stream and played GTA5 and only called Warlord after Courtney kept messaging him to call Warlord. He admitted this in his streams.

Kobes called him a faggot and that sounds like that really riled Warlord up.

They are arguing about what good friends they are?

Kobes saying Warlord has emotional feelings for friends who don't feel the same way really winds Warlord up too. Warlord says something like you're saying we stayed in the same room together and shit in response.

Kobes says he's not going to fuck a homies' ex woman because he doesn't swing that way.

Kobes calls him a loser and a faggot just before I assume is when he throws Warlord across the room and kicks him out of the apartment.

Kobes keeps bringing up that he gave Warlord some Tactical Soap LOL.
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I find it interesting that this fight happened after that Reddit ween kept trying to wind Kobes up on stream about Warlord stealing from him. They were yelling about him at the end of the audio clip too. Why is this channel releasing the audio in bits instead of altogether?
 
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