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[stupid frog]

The trike room is giving me dashcon vibes.

Only true tumblrinas will know

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One more hour in the ball pit, or an hour in Kevin's pits?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Huh, in a way, yes lol. But the ballpit is a real.thing that happened in 2014 at tumblrs 1 and only convention. They wanted it to be like vidcon, but it was a complete disaster.

Yeah, I knew about that shitshow - ballpit's closed because someone pissed in it and all that. Let's just not think about that as an allegory for Kev's stink ditch too late, huh? eh?

One more hour in the ball pit, or an hour in Kevin's pits?

A 10mm bullet to the temple. Preferably +P+.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Kevvie is such a fucking consoomer that he can't be arsed to take the <5 minutes necessary to punch in his card info to order more Transformers. He needs his plastic shit and he needs it NOW. [L/A]
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This belongs in the OP. This is pure autism=troonery.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Kevvie is such a fucking consoomer that he can't be arsed to take the <5 minutes necessary to punch in his card info to order more Transformers. He needs his plastic shit and he needs it NOW. [L/A]
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Kevin, shut the fuck up about how hard it is to input your credit card info at the Hasbro site’s checkout page when you’re literally grifting for donations at a furry convention

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Trainfurrest.

 

[Russketeer]

Kevin is pushing or exceeds the weight limit of that trike...

Worksman makes tough stuff but that trike is more of a novelty for conventions and parties.
https://www.worksmancycles.com/wtx-blue.html. The 250lbs weight limit probably is because of the frame shape.

It's a hoot Kevin gushing over how swanky the low

est level room type at Grand Sierra is. It looks like their last remodel was ~10 years ago when modern minimalism using furniture in the main room became the trend. The cheap ottomans and the padded headboard units that turn a mattress and boxspring into a faux sleighbed are peak of that trend.

The shower does follow the current trend of fabrication versus using furniture pieces or drop-in units. Looks like tubs were stripped out and converted to a spa shower using the fabrication method, you can make it wider and/or longer than the former tub and it is better for the hotel (no tub to overflow) and end user (hotel tubs are gross and the idea of taking a bath n a hotel is gross). The A tower rooms look like they went the wider but shorter route putting the toliet into a water closet without a door nook. I doubt more than 2 could fit.

The other towers and upgraded roomtypes have actual giant showers. See Summit tower room with dual showerheads that looks like it took the place of a large tub and then some.

Yes a lot of porn is shot in hotels, not because they are swanky. Because they are cheap, generic, fairly anonymous, and nice enough.

Imagine if Kevin saw a more recently remodeled hotel room where almost everything is custom (cheap and adaptable to odd sizes and shapes) fabrication versus furniture pieces to achieve the same modern minimalism.

Looks like the Tranch is in the most affordable A Tower. With Summit and Concierge room types both being nicer.

The A Tower - Grand Sierra Resort

Make your luxury escape to the AAA® Four Diamond experience of The A at Grand Sierra. With offerings including decadently comfortable beds, sumptuous fabrics, gorgeous mountain views, HD TV entertainment, and spa-inspired bathroom retreats, The A Tower achieves a unique fusion: metropolitan...

www.grandsierraresort.com

 

[Beating Women]

I'd bet he hasn't washed that inflation t shirt since the last furry con, and I'd bet he wears it every day he's there, just like last time

 

[M3xus]

Come for the AmHole, stay for breakdowns on hotel room construction.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What is Kevin's class background?

He reminds me of a couple interactions I've had with kids who grew up in honest-to-god poverty coming into my middle-class normie house and acting like they can't imagine the decadence of a $300 covfefe table.

Or maybe after living at the tranch, any furniture that doesn't have visible coom stains is luxurious.

 

[stupid frog]

This nigger didn't come from poverty, not even close.

 

[0 0]

Liking Sonicfox is a good litmus test for if any furry will accept another furry regardless of any standards he falls short of.

Sonicfox is infamous for smelling awful, being annoying, and is universally disliked by anyone except furries with zero standards, which there is an abundance of. Even most furries hate him anyway. He doesn't have any redeeming qualities in term of personality.

Then again, Kevin is a person who will defend pedophiles and rapists if they're trans, furry, or both but refuses to accept anybody who disagrees with him or has spent more than two femtoseconds looking at Kiwifarms. So I can't say I'm suprised.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

It's a hoot Kevin gushing over how swanky the lowest level room type at Grand Sierra is.

Hey, cut him slack, remember what the trench’s living conditions are like. Filth and grime creating an impermeable shell around every surface exposed to the fucking air, everyone’s crap probably being piled all over the place (including his own hoard of toys), smelly animals and people inside and outside of the house, having to share a bed with two other grown ass men every night, etc. Being in a (previously) uncluttered hotel room without visible dirt and disgustingness everywhere, having breathable air, and his own bed must be like spending a few nights in a five star hotel off the west coast.

What is Kevin's class background?

None.

 

[Get Fisted]

Like how many actual homosexuals at this con are going to think homie still had some schmeat, go to the sin den with the fetid one and then discover the trapdoor spider living between Gibes thighs? Do you think getting puked on will arouse Kevykev?

 

[Gone Ham]

Like how many actual homosexuals at this con are going to think homie still had some schmeat, go to the sin den with the fetid one and then discover the trapdoor spider living between Gibes thighs? Do you think getting puked on will arouse Kevykev?

What

 

[Friendly Futa]

What is Kevin's class background?

He reminds me of a couple interactions I've had with kids who grew up in honest-to-god poverty coming into my middle-class normie house and acting like they can't imagine the decadence of a $300 covfefe table.

Or maybe after living at the tranch, any furniture that doesn't have visible coom stains is luxurious.

Living at the tranch will definitely warp your perception of how normal people live.

If anything good is to come out this whole thing, Kevin being impressed by the hotel shower will inspire him to use it at least once during their stay.

 

[Get Fisted]

What

People drink at these fucking things. Someone's going to expect Kevin to still have a whole intact cock and bollocks and have an anticipation of gay butt stuff when they go back to its room. They are instead going to find a shotgun blast between Kevin's thighs. It's like the most ghoulish fucking trap imaginable.

 

[Miss Misery]

Kevin's dad was an early tech bro. He didn't grow up poor.

Edit: He was also a VERY devoted Libertarian.

 

[Easy Peasy]

People drink at these fucking things. Someone's going to expect Kevin to still have a whole intact cock and bollocks and have an anticipation of gay butt stuff when they go back to its room. They are instead going to find a shotgun blast between Kevin's thighs. It's like the most ghoulish fucking trap imaginable.

Kevin only talks about endless degenerate sexual encounters. The reality is that he's too socially retarded to get past Twitter flirting, let alone getting any furry hook ups at a con. At denfur, he watched cartoons with old fur fags while wedge and neck hooked up

Tldr, nobody is thinking about hooking up with kevin

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin is pushing or exceeds the weight limit of that trike...View attachment 2649399
Worksman makes tough stuff but that trike is more of a novelty for conventions and parties.
https://www.worksmancycles.com/wtx-blue.html. The 250lbs weight limit probably is because of the frame shape.

It's a hoot Kevin gushing over how swanky the lowView attachment 2649409est level room type at Grand Sierra is. It looks like their last remodel was ~10 years ago when modern minimalism using furniture in the main room became the trend. The cheap ottomans and the padded headboard units that turn a mattress and boxspring into a faux sleighbed are peak of that trend.
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The shower does follow the current trend of fabrication versus using furniture pieces or drop-in units. Looks like tubs were stripped out and converted to a spa shower using the fabrication method, you can make it wider and/or longer than the former tub and it is better for the hotel (no tub to overflow) and end user (hotel tubs are gross and the idea of taking a bath n a hotel is gross). The A tower rooms look like they went the wider but shorter route putting the toliet into a water closet without a door nook. I doubt more than 2 could fit.View attachment 2649439
The other towers and upgraded roomtypes have actual giant showers. See Summit tower room with dual showerheads that looks like it took the place of a large tub and then some.
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Yes a lot of porn is shot in hotels, not because they are swanky. Because they are cheap, generic, fairly anonymous, and nice enough.

Imagine if Kevin saw a more recently remodeled hotel room where almost everything is custom (cheap and adaptable to odd sizes and shapes) fabrication versus furniture pieces to achieve the same modern minimalism.

Looks like the Tranch is in the most affordable A Tower. With Summit and Concierge room types both being nicer.

The A Tower - Grand Sierra Resort

Make your luxury escape to the AAA® Four Diamond experience of The A at Grand Sierra. With offerings including decadently comfortable beds, sumptuous fabrics, gorgeous mountain views, HD TV entertainment, and spa-inspired bathroom retreats, The A Tower achieves a unique fusion: metropolitan...

www.grandsierraresort.com

I like how Kevin's first reaction to seeing a big shower is "Wow we can shoot a porno in here!" and not something like "This is a really nice shower I can bathe in and become clean." He's as filthy on the inside as he is on the outside.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Liking Sonicfox is a good litmus test for if any furry will accept another furry regardless of any standards he falls short of.

Sonicfox is infamous for smelling awful, being annoying, and is universally disliked by anyone except furries with zero standards, which there is an abundance of. Even most furries hate him anyway. He doesn't have any redeeming qualities in term of personality.

Then again, Kevin is a person who will defend pedophiles and rapists if they're trans, furry, or both but refuses to accept anybody who disagrees with him or has spent more than two femtoseconds looking at Kiwifarms. So I can't say I'm suprised.

Yeah, but Sonicfox is a furry that's good at video games. He might as well be a God to Kevin.

Like how many actual homosexuals at this con are going to think homie still had some schmeat, go to the sin den with the fetid one and then discover the trapdoor spider living between Gibes thighs? Do you think getting puked on will arouse Kevykev?

Sir, give some damn respect to Kevin, he would not find it arousing getting puked on. He's into getting pissed on.