Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jaybird]

Still on the fence on how I feel about Mr Green's visit. One one hand, he is the least visibly scuffed person to be featured on camera. He is clearly not from Casper and shows none of the "hills have eyes" type features everyone else has. But he also clearly was there as a troll.
In general my views on Josh is completely laissez-faire, let the world around him do the molding, because that's how we got him in the first place, that being said I didn't find him reprehensible, and if he gets covid, lice, and scabies from going over there than he gets exactly what he deserves.
6.4/10 trolling. Would have him back again.

On the fence?

Why? Dude brought him booze, pretended to be his friend, and fed him pizza. You think he knew he was being mocked? This fucking guy legit thinks he's celebrity.

Cobes couldn't have been happier. Dude felt like a king for a night.

He should probably get tested for more than that. Cobes admits he was sick when he woke up yesterday morning. He could easily have the flu, or some kind of bad cold. Worse case it's COVID. Good luck redditor.

Despite the Mr Green guy being a huge faggot, there were some funny moments. When he said "The chat is accusing me of being the t word...and I am" and Cobes assumed he meant "tranny" was actually hilarious. The guy did everything but look Cobes in the face and say "I am currently fucking with you" and Cobes did not understand what was going on.

Apparently Mr G will be picking Cobes up for breakfast, then attempting to spend the day with him. After that I hope he leaves forever.

Edit: Mr Green is posting on reddit as of ~5min ago which means he's awake at the Motel 6 in Casper. I hope he goes to pick up Josh and Josh doesn't wake up so he just has to leave. Honestly, he didn't seem too interested in the breakfast thing anyway, when Green brought it up I feel like he said "yea man sure" just to get him to eventually leave. The end was very awkward.
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Matt is young and in good shape.. why would he be worried about covid. What? He's going to be part of 0.003% of people in his age range that die from covid?

Not fucking likely.

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Trouble in paradise. Alex looks completely wasted. I wonder if he tried to make a move on Josh.

 

[Jaybird]

I really hope unfunny faggots don't try to use cobes for their own gains. The dude doesn't look like a troglodyte, I'm guessing he's a Tiktok moron trying to gain views.

Because Josh has such a huge appeal to the tiktok crowd?

Tiktok is so pozzed they'd get mad at him for making fun of an autistic guy. Dude did that shit for himself, his wife and for the entertainment of the people watching. Nobody is going get any clout trolling Josh smh.

 

[Thomas Highway]

On the fence?

Why? Dude brought him booze, pretended to be his friend, and fed him pizza. You think he knew he was being mocked? This fucking guy legit thinks he's celebrity.

Cobes couldn't have been happier. Dude felt like a king for a night.

Watching Dark Lord's antics, archiving them and enjoying them is fine.

Actively getting involved in order to sarcastically repeat Cobraisms while checking his phone for Reddit upvotes is not.

 

[daBonehead]

Josh was in Courtney's server on a video call with 10 other people drinking with Warlord when a physical altercation happened.
Warlord and Josh were drinking Rum and tequila heavily. Warlord was way more drunk and went into a complete mental meltdown talking about killing himself and his ex-wife, absolutely sobbing one minute then the next not. He lost his shit. All the while Josh keeps telling him to chug more alcohol.

>meth head friend is suicidal and piss drunk having a mental break down
>better tell him to drink more

Gotta love the boglim logic.

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Holy shit Cobes rocked Warlord TWU. Seriously though I'm impressed Warlord didn't just beat up Josh and steal all his tactical soap.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Kobe's better be careful, Warlord's the type to ambush him in the apartments parking lot in a week or so still enraged over this.

The appearance of Matt Green has got me thinking...If a farmer were to infiltrate the cobras lair what questions would the community want asked.

Given the relevancy of his interactions with Warlord, I'd be interested in him telling stories about his retarded friends. Like in a day or so, Josh will surely spin a yarn about whatever the fuck happened here tonight and it will have been ran through a fucking Rube Goldberg machine of retardation that'll make it twice as god as the actual story.

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

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Cobies is a hard guy to defend, buuuuut for real good on him for not taking shit from warload has been pretty sex pesty since his last release., the homeless arc hasn't helped either (I believe he's been slinking around a lot off camera). I think Cobies is smart enough to know if shit gets to eviction saga 2 his goth cowboy hippie badboy days are over. It will either be the basement or group home neither of which will be tolerate his celebrity antics. Worse the farms will lose another cow in 2021.



Edit: Just "found" this Cobras magic has bloodied the shifty warload.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Cobies is a hard guy to defend, buuuuut for real good on him for not taking shit from warload has been pretty sex pesty since his last release., the homeless arc hasn't helped either (I believe he's been slinking around a lot off camera). I think Cobies is smart enough to know if shit gets to eviction saga 2 his goth cowboy hippie badboy days are over. It will either be the basement or group home neither of which will be tolerate his celebrity antics. Worse the farms will lose another cow in 2021.

At least from what we see here, Warlord is 100% the aggressor and has a rap sheet detailing his history of attacking people. Debatably it's his fault for encouraging Alex to keep drinking but otherwise this was 100% on Warlord.

edit; true to form ,Warlord allegedly tried fighting one of Jord's neighbors earlier in the night and had already been punked out before tonights festivities. Being as it's Current Year subreddit, take it for what it is, but still.

r/kingcobrajfs - Written documentation of events surrounding the Warlord push (from a nameless trusted source)

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Oct 22, 2021 - Late

Fight began outside between Cobra's neighbor Ian and Warlord. Warlord was running his mouth (according to Josh) and getting in his neighbors face so the neighbor clocked him.

Warlord and Josh stumble into the apartment and Warlord is belligerent, crying that Josh didn't defend him from his neighbor. Josh reiterates that he doesn't want drama with his neighbors and acknowledges Warlord is being an obnoxious drunk. Fast forward to the fight.

Warlord continues to call Josh a fake friend and a loser, Josh pushes him to the ground and begins punching him

After some choice words, warlord is exiting the door and josh calls him a faggot and warlord runs back in to tackle Josh. Josh lays him out again and tells him to get the fuck out. Warlord finally leaves and Josh starts having a pissy fit and breaks warlords phone with a hammer and chucks it out the window.

Warlord stumbles back and is repeatedly knocking at the door but it's stuck because he slammed it on his way out. After about 20 minutes. a female voice is heard at the door/window. It's one of warlord's baby mommas. She asks for his phone and Josh exclaims he threw it out the window and explains the situation. Baby momma asked who hit alex, josh lied and said he didn't know. She leaves.

20 minutes later there's another knock at the door. It's the Casper police department wanting to get the scoop on what happened. I'm not sure if Alex called the cops on Josh or one of neighbors did but the cops talked to Josh through the busted door and asked for Warlords whereabouts. Josh said he doesn't know, gave the police his number and they left. Josh continues ranting about warlord the rest of the night and they are for sure not going to be friends anymore.

He mentioned how yesterday Alex was talking shit about the subway sandwich a fan sent him saying "I can't eat this" but later on ate it anyway.

Cops come back, to talk with Josh. Josh gives "Warlord Campbell" as Alex's name.

 

[Terrorist]

Cobies is a hard guy to defend, buuuuut for real good on him for not taking shit from warload has been pretty sex pesty since his last release., the homeless arc hasn't helped either (I believe he's been slinking around a lot off camera). I think Cobies is smart enough to know if shit gets to eviction saga 2 his goth cowboy hippie badboy days are over. It will either be the basement or group home neither of which will be tolerate his celebrity antics. Worse the farms will lose another cow in 2021.



Edit: Just "found" this Cobras magic has bloodied the shifty warload.
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Mess with the cobra, get the pythons.

 

[Dick Pooman]

That's probably the best outcome Cobra could have hoped for when dealing with a doped-up mentally ill meth head in hand-to-hand combat.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

His anger seems to be more out of control now? We have two angry outbursts from Cobes caught on camera that happened almost a month apart. And now Lenin is saying that is appears the mantis staff was broken by warlord during the rumble. Going to be an interesting weekend

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I'm in awe that Joshy knocked Cumlord on his ass tbh. I'm a bit proud of the boy

 

[Wendell Stamps]

This….is hilarious. I also don’t see it ending well; but for whom, that’s to be determined. Unless Casper PD gets to him first, Warlord will 100% retaliate in some way.

Warlord's the type to ambush him in the apartments parking lot in a week or so still enraged over this.

Precisely this. It seems as if is completely apparent that he’s completely spiraled away from his own plot and judging by the rapid deterioration of his mental health plus an alleged VERBALLY-stated desire to take his ex-wife out with him….all I see is a crazed fiend with nothing to lose.

Hide the jet and med-x stash, we got us a live one, toobz.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I'm in awe that Joshy knocked Cumlord on his ass tbh. I'm a bit proud of the boy

warlord is a tweaker who is built like a stick, was drunk and could barely walk. Lets hope that Josh pushing him down didn't seal Josh's fate of being included in Warlords endgame plan

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Oh man if the mantis staff was broken. Still, I bet Josh wraps that shit in duct tape, throws in an extra wand and calls it a day.

Alex has been on an accelerated downward trajectory since he got out of jail. He's always been annoying, but there is a new desperation to him. The way he brags about his gay escapades reeks of dirty tweaker sex. His hobo bag he lugs around and the way he kept trying to leave it at Josh's. I'm sure there is added resentment as Josh sits there collecting paypig donations.

Dude is at the end of his rope. Lucky Josh caught him drunk and not high on meth.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'm in awe that Joshy knocked Cumlord on his ass tbh. I'm a bit proud of the boy

He restrained himself fairly well, to be honest. There were a couple of moments there were Josh could’ve just kicked his fuckin’ head into that bench and called it a night.

Edit: I guess Courtney’s a little upset this whole thing leaked. I don’t know what you expected Courtney, it’s a Discord server. That stuff eventually leaks always. Way of the road, bud.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Edit: I guess Courtney’s a little upset this whole thing leaked. I don’t know what you expected Courtney, it’s a Discord server. That stuff eventually leaks always. Way of the road, bud.

Where did she say this? It just feels like Courtney should have stopped this from getting recorded. I dont know how discord works, but the moment shit started going down that's when you end vc.

 

[Clint's Burden]

For posterity.

Also:

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

warlord is exiting the door and josh calls him a faggot

This part is so funny. Josh is a badass.

 

[RollingRock]

In a recent stream Warlord said Cobes is lucky to have a dad that supports him cause his (Warlord's dad) is locked in a "nuthouse" in another state
Guess the apple didn't fall from the tree