DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

1 minute in
"I hate to say but that seems to be the pattern with this game. Whenever you seem to actually have a good match against someone, they're angry they cant beat up on scrubs and rage quit."

Phil is absolutely right, hes one of them. He plays this garbage version because he can pubstomp lower players. He wont even try fightcade because he will get instantly bodied by players who have been playing SF2 as long as him. When a good player beats him, he quits the lobby like a bitch while complaining about lag and "unearned" wins. Absolute high tier gameplay from a former pro fighting game player.

He really pigsplained Third Strike parries like he was imparting esoteric high level techniques. The lecture fingers make me actually MOTI

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

He really pigsplained Third Strike parries like he was imparting esoteric high level techniques. The lecture fingers make me actually MOTI
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Fingers of a WWE CHAMPIONS legendary player.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Either him and Kat go out for a couples wash, cut and style, or PP's curtains don't match the carpet.

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It wouldn't be color. Doesn't look like a haircut is included with coloring. $63.88 is such an oddly specific total. I don't believe sales tax is a factor at hair salons.... Btw this nigga goes to a HAIR SALON and not a barbershop..... What a little bitch.

EDIT: BTW, his new hair salon that he goes to charges $25 for a mens cut. He and Kat must go together so she can get her triggered-woman dyke cut.

 

[GreySydeDave]

Side pictures of him always fascinate me. He's got no jaw.

No. But he's multiple noses. Lenght-wise.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The waterheads told Phil that they like watching his ghoulish visage on screen during the prestream so for some reason he's starting to do prestreams with the webcam ahn. Unfortunately the Youtube AI took the day ahf yesterday so while the khantent I'm about to post is Islamic just because it's Phil, it's not as Islamic or funny as the other times the Youtube AI autogenerated thumbnails with his dumb face.

 

[GreySydeDave]

ORGANIC GROWTH
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Is that even authorized by the ToS ? I mean, when you publicly admit it ?

Night stream status:

Total tip: $205

Top tip: Jaxx Cuxor ($50)

Viewers: 191

Members: 260 (-4 since day stream)

Derich is as autistic as fuck

Talking to the fake porn star again

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Derich Ip: "My 3 favourites are..." Proceeds to cite 4 of them...

(I know I'm late on this train, juste bugged me...)

 

[FlappyBat]

Is that even authorized by the ToS ? I mean, when you publicly admit it ?

Does Google want more money or less? I don't think there is any sort of ban on having multiple Google accounts, so. I doubt there is any ban on having each of the accounts you control join someone's membership.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Thinking about two things Phil said:

1. "no one talks about Pewdiepie anymore",
2. "It's all just boring remasters and games that offer nothing new!"

And then thinking about how Pewdiepie busted out Minecraft in 2019, and not only got FIFTY MILLION FUCKING VIEW for it, but single-handedly revived interest in it, with countless other YouTubers playing or re-playing what was then an 8-year old game.

His first Minecraft view has more *dislikes* than DSP has viewers to entire gameplay series.

 

[Iron Father]

Unless its that fucking Wolverine toy.

Friendly reminder that he never gave a fuck about the toy itself, just the prestige the toy had at the time. They bought him it the following year but by then Phil had already "moved on."

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

God he just continues to look worse. From that image the only part of his goutee that remains is the upper lip. It looks like he's going for Ron Jeremy from postal 3 look.

Who has the better stroke face?

Spoiler: king of retro

Quite frankly the Weird Al song 'Inactive' (parody of Radioactive by Imagine Dragons) would actually describe Phil in his ideal world.

Hahaha nice one!

I can't believe the cover by Free Dominguez has so low views. Beautiful voice! I found her through the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

GTA trilogy games are cool, but don't seem like they are very fun to watch someone play

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

The waterheads told Phil that they like watching his ghoulish visage on screen during the prestream so for some reason he's starting to do prestreams with the webcam ahn. Unfortunately the Youtube AI took the day ahf yesterday so while the khantent I'm about to post is Islamic just because it's Phil, it's not as Islamic or funny as the other times the Youtube AI autogenerated thumbnails with his dumb face.
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If this is true I bet this is going to piss Phil off. Not using his camera during prestream has been his sneaky way of putting in even less effort than the bare minimum he was already doing.

 

[LoveXbeet]

It wouldn't be color. Doesn't look like a haircut is included with coloring. $63.88 is such an oddly specific total. I don't believe sales tax is a factor at hair salons.... Btw this nigga goes to a HAIR SALON and not a barbershop..... What a little bitch.

EDIT: BTW, his new hair salon that he goes to charges $25 for a mens cut. He and Kat must go together so she can get her triggered-woman dyke cut.

He has to go to the hair salon, there’s too much testosterone in a barbershop. Loud music, guys talking about sports he doesn’t watch, or even talking about getting pussy. I can see the unappealing nature of the barbershop to him.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

On the subject of Phil playing the GTA remastered trilogy: Do you think he will breeze his way through one of them or is he somehow going to play worse compared to when he first played them?

I don't remember much of his 2nd playthroughs of the trilogy(only because his camcorder playthroughs of the trilogy are truly one of a kind), but I imagine his 3rd time through one of them(or all of them)is going to be somehow worse since he's just been playing easy story-driven games or games marketed towards children.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He has to go to the hair salon, there’s too much testosterone in a barbershop. Loud music, guys talking about sports he doesn’t watch, or even talking about getting pussy. I can see the unappealing nature of the barbershop to him.

Dudes being dudes is EXACTLY why I go to the barbershop I go to. They do a decent cut, but God, it's great to just bro-out for an hour or so.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Thank God they made it easier for the King of Retro Walking Sims and Hate!
I almost forgot that casual and piss easy (but very good) GTA games are like DARK SOULS.

"outdated frustrations"

We also know he'll play it on release for day one views

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Or will it be Skyrim...or both?

 

[Pargon]

Dudes being dudes is EXACTLY why I go to the barbershop I go to. They do a decent cut, but God, it's great to just bro-out for an hour or so.

I am almost completely certain that “going to the hair salon” was another of those things Phil got dragged into with Ma Burnell and it became a part of his autistic, unbreakable schedule.

I can’t recall any but if there’s evidence of him doing the same thing while Pandalee was still around then it’ll cement it for me. If not then it’s 100% something he started doing to appear more youthful for Kat.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

He has to go to the hair salon, there’s too much testosterone in a barbershop. Loud music, guys talking about sports he doesn’t watch, or even talking about getting pussy. I can see the unappealing nature of the barbershop to him.

Its like a scene from "40 Year Old Virgin".
Where the protagonist cant relate to normal men so he uncomfortably pretends to be a bro and say "tits feels like a bag of sand" or some shit.


BUT!!! I cant imagine Phil going to a salon due to his affliction with women who isn't his wife.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

1 minute in
"I hate to say but that seems to be the pattern with this game. Whenever you seem to actually have a good match against someone, they're angry they cant beat up on scrubs and rage quit."

Phil is absolutely right, hes one of them. He plays this garbage version because he can pubstomp lower players. He wont even try fightcade because he will get instantly bodied by players who have been playing SF2 as long as him. When a good player beats him, he quits the lobby like a bitch while complaining about lag and "unearned" wins. Absolute high tier gameplay from a former pro fighting game player.

Big talk from someone who usually loses against this "scrub".

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Thank God they made it easier for the King of Retro Walking Sims and Hate!
I almost forgot that casual and piss easy (but very good) GTA games are like DARK SOULS.

"outdated frustrations"

We also know he'll play it on release for day one views
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Tweet

Spoiler: large picture

Or will it be Skyrim...or both?
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phil proves that either you change, or you suck long enough that everything around you changes in your favor.
phil won. gta retarded collection is a reality.