DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

On the subject of Phil playing the GTA remastered trilogy: Do you think he will breeze his way through one of them or is he somehow going to play worse compared to when he first played them?

I don't remember much of his 2nd playthroughs of the trilogy(only because his camcorder playthroughs of the trilogy are truly one of a kind), but I imagine his 3rd time through one of them(or all of them)is going to be somehow worse since he's just been playing easy story-driven games or games marketed towards children.

I've watched a TIHYDP of his second run of San Andreas and he did even worse than the first time he was playing, I'm not joking. As you've said, his already weak gaming skills have rusted even more since then due to his reliance of playing kids' games and walking simulators so I imagine his third run through is still gonna be a disaster.

I find the tweet @Stroke Face II Turbo posted where Phil is hyped about the ability to immediately restart missions because it'll remove all "outdated frustrations" hilarious. The only thing that solves is that Phil won't ragereload the game anymore and won't have to drive back to the mission area anymore. Driving back to the mission marker is the easiest part, he still has to beat the damn missions. I would argue that back in the day him driving to the mission area while bitching about how bullshit the mission was alleviated some of his frustrations because there was downtime in between him failing the mission and then attempting it again. Now he's gonna fail some missions again and again and lose his shit even more than what he did back in the day because there's no downtime for him to cool down and collect himself.

Not to mention, one of Phil's biggest banes when it came to why he failed missions is because the retard was for some reason glued to driving on the left lane and this combined with the fact that he's blind as a bat resulted in him crashing his car into incoming traffic over and over again. And guess what? Due to madehrnized technology one of the improved features of the Remastered Trilogy is that they're able to add more pedestrians on the sidewalks and more cars on the roads.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He really pigsplained Third Strike parries like he was imparting esoteric high level techniques. The lecture fingers make me actually MOTI
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That he lectures at all while wearing the nazi hat cracks me up. And gogitenk's beatdowns really chaps his ass.

Thinking about two things Phil said:

1. "no one talks about Pewdiepie anymore",
2. "It's all just boring remasters and games that offer nothing new!"

And then thinking about how Pewdiepie busted out Minecraft in 2019, and not only got FIFTY MILLION FUCKING VIEW for it, but single-handedly revived interest in it, with countless other YouTubers playing or re-playing what was then an 8-year old game.

His first Minecraft view has more *dislikes* than DSP has viewers to entire gameplay series.

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And just think, you know one of those neg rates is Phail. lol

 

[Colloid]

I'm sad Phil's pussing out on Dread because we could've got a nice funny moment from one of the post-death tips that says, "No attack is unavoidable. Watch for openings," which immediately refutes one of Phil's usual, "Nothin' I could do," rants. It never gets old seeing a game outing Phil for the scrub he is in real-time.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm sad Phil's pussing out on Dread because we could've got a nice funny moment from one of the post-death tips that says, "No attack is unavoidable. Watch for openings," which immediately refutes one of Phil's usual, "Nothin' I could do," rants. It never gets old seeing a game outing Phil for the scrub he is in real-time.

Maybe in a few months it'll be in one of those marathons where he pays full price for 3-4 games that he plays for (technically) 90 minutes and never touches again.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I didn't see it discussed (finally caught up with the thread) and tbh I don't know shit about FGC. What I do know is that he doesn't care about anyone else.

"friend of mine for a while" - John Gordon probably saw the light and wanted to play with people more skilled and who behaved like humans.

"The world is going to be massively empty bc of his loss. RIP sir..." - Phil throws just a common phrase out there. I also doubt he knew this guy beyond superficial interactions. What does massively empty even mean?

"Guys like John Gordon (FlashG), Paul Cordeiro (Paul Wall) were outstanding positive people and despite not talking in ages, I miss them." - No one wants to talk to you. Phil himself wouldn't make any effort to contact them too. I bet he fears getting negative responses (like getting mocked or "who the fuck are you?") from the FGC people or other groups. Phil needs his delusions. The only human contacts he has left, outside of horsemaid Kat, are cashiers and hairdressers.

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[Jose Cuervo]

The waterheads told Phil that they like watching his ghoulish visage on screen during the prestream so for some reason he's starting to do prestreams with the webcam ahn. Unfortunately the Youtube AI took the day ahf yesterday so while the khantent I'm about to post is Islamic just because it's Phil, it's not as Islamic or funny as the other times the Youtube AI autogenerated thumbnails with his dumb face.
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Man, can’t help but notice the liver spots.

This guy is so sun-deprived that his skin cells are actually overreacting to what little natural sunlight he’s exposed to on his day-off.

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Spoiler: Islamic Khantent

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

“going to the hair salon”

i'm not a big macho, manly man kind of guy, but i wouldn't be caught dead going to place called "curls and twirls" lol what a fucking faggot

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I didn't see it discussed (finally caught up with the thread) and tbh I don't know shit about FGC. What I do know is that he doesn't care about anyone else.

"friend of mine for a while" - John Gordon probably saw the light and wanted to play with people more skilled and who behaved like humans.

"The world is going to be massively empty bc of his loss. RIP sir..." - Phil throws just a common phrase out there. I also doubt he knew this guy beyond superficial interactions. What does massively empty even mean?

"Guys like John Gordon (FlashG), Paul Cordeiro (Paul Wall) were outstanding positive people and despite not talking in ages, I miss them." - No one wants to talk to you. Phil himself wouldn't make any effort to contact them too. I bet he fears getting negative responses (like getting mocked or "who the fuck are you?") from the FGC people or other groups. Phil needs his delusions. The only human contacts he has left, outside of horsemaid Kat, are cashiers and hairdressers.
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"Massively empty" - DSP, 2021

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

i'm not a big macho, manly man kind of guy, but i wouldn't be caught dead going to place called "curls and twirls" lol what a fucking faggot

It could be some new hipster craze of weight lifting while dancing? Like an even gayer crossfit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Man, can’t help but notice the liver spots.

This guy is so sun-deprived that his skin cells are actually overreacting to what little natural sunlight he’s exposed to on his day-off.

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Spoiler: Islamic Khantent

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He looks like a retarded person in this image. YouTube really knows how to choose the thumbnails from his videos.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

i'm not a big macho, manly man kind of guy, but i wouldn't be caught dead going to place called "curls and twirls" lol what a fucking faggot

If I had to guess, I'd say he chose it because it's the most expensive of all the nearest hair places to him

 

[Lady Adjani]

If I had to guess, I'd say he chose it because it's the most expensive of all the nearest hair places to him

Dude is going bald (he's been for the past 5 years at least) and still feels the need to go to an expensive hair salon. Talk about a polished turd.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I didn't see it discussed (finally caught up with the thread) and tbh I don't know shit about FGC. What I do know is that he doesn't care about anyone else.

"friend of mine for a while" - John Gordon probably saw the light and wanted to play with people more skilled and who behaved like humans.

"The world is going to be massively empty bc of his loss. RIP sir..." - Phil throws just a common phrase out there. I also doubt he knew this guy beyond superficial interactions. What does massively empty even mean?

"Guys like John Gordon (FlashG), Paul Cordeiro (Paul Wall) were outstanding positive people and despite not talking in ages, I miss them." - No one wants to talk to you. Phil himself wouldn't make any effort to contact them too. I bet he fears getting negative responses (like getting mocked or "who the fuck are you?") from the FGC people or other groups. Phil needs his delusions. The only human contacts he has left, outside of horsemaid Kat, are cashiers and hairdressers.
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I saw this tweet this morning, I didn't know who that was but just from following people in the FGC on twitter like Wong, Valle and yipes I heard about FlashG's passing, last Sunday. I'm just a fan of fighting games I never met him or spent time labing but still knew he passed nearly a week before DSP.

Gotta get that FGC clout PP!

and he closed replies again I assume after being called out on his bullshit (I could be wrong but I swear it was mentioned he opened them)

 

[Iron Hamster]

I didn't see it discussed (finally caught up with the thread) and tbh I don't know shit about FGC. What I do know is that he doesn't care about anyone else.

"friend of mine for a while" - John Gordon probably saw the light and wanted to play with people more skilled and who behaved like humans.

"The world is going to be massively empty bc of his loss. RIP sir..." - Phil throws just a common phrase out there. I also doubt he knew this guy beyond superficial interactions. What does massively empty even mean?

"Guys like John Gordon (FlashG), Paul Cordeiro (Paul Wall) were outstanding positive people and despite not talking in ages, I miss them." - No one wants to talk to you. Phil himself wouldn't make any effort to contact them too. I bet he fears getting negative responses (like getting mocked or "who the fuck are you?") from the FGC people or other groups. Phil needs his delusions. The only human contacts he has left, outside of horsemaid Kat, are cashiers and hairdressers.
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Oh noes!!!!! More lost saves! He was such a good friend, he couldn't even bother to follow him on twitter.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Big ups to Josh Poem! He brought up a good point. Phil RAN away from the FGC because he knew the heat got too hot for him to handle, but Phil will claim that he quit it because he was "successful" on his YouTube career. Dave, I'll know you'll see this, but you were a cancer on the FGC. The West Coast players wanted to kick your bitch made ass for talking all of that shit online, but you were a coward for facing up to them. I still wish that dude who filmed the confrontation with Jaha uploaded that confrontation, but shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.

Also, watch him bring up the death of Flash G for pity bucks like he did with Scott's passing. He'll probably tell some tale how him and Flash G were "good friends." and how he "changed" and why they stopped being friends when he (Phil) left the FGC, not realizing that Flash G stopped being friends with Phil once he realized that he was a major league asshole. It's almost like people that used to fuck with Phil broke their pignoisis, realized they were being used, and left Phil to become the shut-in we all laugh at to this day.

 

[Sup3r]

phil proves that either you change, or you suck long enough that everything around you changes in your favor.
phil won. gta exceptional collection is a reality.

He hasn't really won over it. The ability to restart hasn't made the missions any easier. If you're good at the game, the addition is meaningless. All it'll mean is that Phil will be faster at retrying the missions but he will still fail at them repeatedly, just at a faster rate.

He's forgotten how much he sucked at them before. He's just trying to hype up the collection, because he thinks it'll make him more moolah.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

He looks like an exceptional person in this image. YouTube really knows how to choose the thumbnails from his videos.

This made me realize I've never seen a "good" photo of Phil. He looks like a fat regressed shit in all of them. Even the old ones from when he was younger.
I guess it's hard to make a good thumbnail when all your angles are ugly

 

[That Anony Mouse]

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lmao Only reason he cares is because it reminds him how he's veering headstrong into his own death bed.

Gonna love it when he finally croaks and not a single person from the FGC pays him any respects.

This made me realize I've never seen a "good" photo of Phil. He looks like a fat regressed shit in all of them. Even the old ones from when he was younger.
I guess it's hard to make a good thumbnail when all your angles are ugly

There's one really old one from the FGC where he looks skinny, but he also looks like a school shooter who doesn't fit in.

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[Forbidden Math]

On the subject of Phil playing the GTA remastered trilogy: Do you think he will breeze his way through one of them or is he somehow going to play worse compared to when he first played them?

I don't remember much of his 2nd playthroughs of the trilogy(only because his camcorder playthroughs of the trilogy are truly one of a kind), but I imagine his 3rd time through one of them(or all of them)is going to be somehow worse since he's just been playing easy story-driven games or games marketed towards children.

I mean this also assumes these remasters are going to have the same level of challenge which I doubt, they will likely be made easier so I'm betting DSP will have an easier time than he did with the original trilogy. We'll see, it does look like a lazy remaster so they might have just kept everything pretty much as it is, but maybe not.

Edit: See he's already praising them being adjusted so him sucking won't be as painful.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Getting your hair done at a woman's salon if you're a man isn't an inherently faggoty thing, I feel, but it is exceptionally stupid. Least we can tell Phil "Don't you lecture me with your 20$ combover" now, so that's pretty neat.

Barber shops will run you 5 to 10 bucks, depending on the place, and cut out all the stupid add-ons that woman's salons make a killing on. Again, it's not that more expensive=better with female run places, it's that they're catering to a female clientele which involves people with long hair wanting siginificantly more complex shit. For men most places, it's a simple as getting a shear and maybe a shave, and while the ones who want to keep a certain look going do groom more often than women, your hairdresser will hardly run you more than 15 bucks a month, and that's if you're getting a trim and a shave there. Most dudes shave at home. Hardly anyone has a hairstyle or a facial hair style that isn't DIY. You can even slap 5 extra bucks on top if you wanna count a bottle of hair gel if you're the sort to use it. Mild powerlevel, but my hairdresser bill runs me around 12 bucks... A year.

It's hilarious that Phil can blow 60 bucks at the hairdresser in one go. He's a balding guy, for fuck's sakes. Shave it off at home with a cheap 3 dollar razor, you'll look better and save a ton. Definitely points to him coloring it jet black. Thing is, they're using the cheap stuff on him. It looks like shoe polish. Between that and how little he bathes, his hair looks down right diseased at times. He's got a terribly oily scalp, and even when he does wash it you can tell it's greasy since he doesn't seem to rinse properly. This is a balding man who goes to a woman's salon and gets the deluxe wash+haircut+styling+coloring course, rather than going to a barber and saying "Same thing, but shorter."

Must be a carryover from the halcyon days of hanging out with his Mham at the mall...