Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[curbside]

North Carolina certainly seems fatter today.

Also, today is the day we should find out about the copyright strike for episodes 8/9/10 of The Boys’ Club. It’s day 14.

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His soy face looks so forced here. I wonder if he even enjoys food at this point.

 

[p1138]

His soy face looks so forced here. I wonder if he even enjoys food at this point.

Considering what he "cooks" and then shovels into his face, and his "reviews" of restaurants, he never enjoyed food in any sense other than gorging like a wild animal to fill his gut with calories. He's a grown ass man in his 50's who treats food like he just moved out of his parents house and realized he can now eat pizza rolls and icecream all day with no one to tell him no... and never got past that point.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

His soy face looks so forced here. I wonder if he even enjoys food at this point.

Fatties don't love food, they love eating.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Fatties don't love food, they love eating.

Makes sense, you don't see fatties ordering gourmet foods!

It's always fast food, the cheaper the better lol!

Considering what he "cooks" and then shovels into his face, and his "reviews" of restaurants, he never enjoyed food in any sense other than gorging like a wild animal to fill his gut with calories. He's a grown ass man in his 50's who treats food like he just moved out of his parents house and realized he can now eat pizza rolls and icecream all day with no one to tell him no... and never got past that point.

Jack doesn't know what a lasagna is, to assume he knows anything other than the basics and barbecue is overestimating him. Fucker won't eat finer foods or even switch to lean meats to lose weight, he could be eating lightly butter fried chicken breast with a salad, sating his meat cravings and actually eating healthier, but he fucking won't!

 

[Joycondrift]

You know.

I'll at least give jack credit for making a semblance of change in video. Admitting the dish came out trash and did something to fix it? Perhaps there is light at the end of the tunnel.

I know fuck all about turkey necks. From the sound of him biting the smoked result, it didn't sound pleasant.

But after he pressure cooked it, it at least resembled a braised meat I could see eating in a pasta dish.

 

[desudesu]

Turkey necks marinated in diarrhea. Yum!

Absolutely laughing at him coping and seething with that diatribe about his stroke arm at the beginning, holy shit he’s so fucking dense.

 

[DontEatThat]

Fatties don't love food, they love eating.

Of course, fat fucks like Jack and others just like eating cause it gives them something to do and distract them from whatever trauma or dumb shit is affecting them. I know his tastebuds are fried but you can tell hes not looking for any legitimate food experience. He just sees some shit he likes and fucking jams it down his throat.

Whether its at a chain restaurant or his own cooking he cant go beyond, "Hmmmmm...is good." He has no hindsight of whether a recipe he steals will be good cause hes just focused on eating it immediately. Its been shown numerous times that he reads a recipe and cranks up the heat to cook it faster or when hes out bitches that he has to wait.

No one respects Jack and im pretty sure no one has since he was a kid. It makes sense that when he has been going through life as a child no one gave a shit and just tolerated him. He has a belief that hes always wronged and his food will always be taken because hes gets continually gets fucked over cause he has been and always will be a little bitch. Hes lived through life with people constantly placing pity on him and making him think he has a purpose. Everyone around him knows hes a useless sack of shit and has to keep this man toddler busy so they let him play pretend. Its better than putting in more effort to make him a functional member of society, because he never was.

 

[ZipDisk]

I made a very jack-esque recipe for dinner tonight, but the flavor actually surprised and delighted me. no UMMM here.

Cheeseburger Calzones

Enjoy all the flavors of a cheeseburger in easy calzone form!

www.bettycrocker.com

After I mixed in the ketchup and mustard, I tasted it, and was shocked at all the flavors. I've had an uncountable number of shitty backyard burgers, but it felt like I was tasting something new.

Jack would have squirted in ketchup until the bottle was empty. But at least he'd burn himself on the first bite. I'm missing that on the latest videos, I'm guessing Tammy makes him wait before eating food when it comes out of the oven. GATEKEEPER TAMMY! We want SCALDED SCALFANI!

 

[feral cat #6385]

I made a very jack-esque recipe for dinner tonight, but the flavor actually surprised and delighted me. no UMMM here.

Cheeseburger Calzones

Enjoy all the flavors of a cheeseburger in easy calzone form!

www.bettycrocker.com

After I mixed in the ketchup and mustard, I tasted it, and was shocked at all the flavors. I've had an uncountable number of shitty backyard burgers, but it felt like I was tasting something new.

Jack would have squirted in ketchup until the bottle was empty. But at least he'd burn himself on the first bite. I'm missing that on the latest videos, I'm guessing Tammy makes him wait before eating food when it comes out of the oven. GATEKEEPER TAMMY! We want SCALDED SCALFANI!

Try mixing in some mayo and a touch of worcestershire sauce to the mustard and ketchup.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

At the end of the video, we get a view from Jack's usual perspective. The lights and camera gear are gone. He's probably been reading our comments about how that shit is always in his "studio." At 9:20, a familiar friend shows up!
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Fatass just moved Piggy from one side of the kitchen to the other.

WE SEE YOU PIGGY! WE SEE YOU!

 

[rubytintedchix]

I’m so glad Piggy isn’t dead!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Absolutely laughing at him coping and seething with that diatribe about his stroke arm at the beginning, holy shit he’s so fucking dense.

The mere fact he had to wear the Saebo, or however it's spelled, at the beginning of the video was pure theater. The whole point, if it's working, is to straighten out his fingers. And yet each and every video we've seen of him his hand is still curled into a claw.

He's given up the Saebo, he's given up his glove that gave his hand electric shocks and he's given up on life. He just wants food. Lots of food. It's the only thing that gives him comfort now that Qtard Cali is gone and Big T is getting drilled on a regular basis from Jim Traynor. So Mushbrain eats.

 

[Aaway]

the most liked comment on the turkey neck video

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

"When God heals me." When, not if.

the most liked comment on the turkey neck video

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In combination with this, it reminds me how Jack is a treasure trove of comedy.

 

[AnOminous]

Got to see his friends have a new and unfamiliar experience. It felt genuine that they didn't know what the banchan on the table was. Sure jacks as much of a boomer in this as ever. But at minimum there was a bit of charm to it.

The concept of side dishes isn't particularly advanced.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

The concept of side dishes isn't particularly advanced.

I think his friends were thrown off because none of the banchan were deep-fried potato or cheese dishes, therefore they didn't register as food.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Las Vegas:
Del Taco & Denny’s a couple of the highlights. Strip mall, fake, oily, way overpriced Benihana knockoff was the big ‘highlight’.

Now:
North Carolina BBQ ‘wars’. I’ll bet this dumb, soy faced, 5’4” 330lb, crippled sack of shit has Big Tammy chauffeur his ass to an Arby’s for their new country rib sandwich. NC is great for BBQ, and of coarse he’s that dumb.

 

[Adamska]

Las Vegas:
Del Taco & Denny’s a couple of the highlights. Strip mall, fake, oily, way overpriced Benihana knockoff was the big ‘highlight’.

Now:
North Carolina BBQ ‘wars’. I’ll bet this dumb, soy faced, 5’4” 330lb, crippled sack of shit has Big Tammy chauffeur his ass to an Arby’s for their new country rib sandwich. NC is great for BBQ, and of coarse he’s that dumb.

He'll go to a bunch of mediocre chain places, meat and threes, and buffets that look like they should be condemned. All of them will be run by the right sort and free of the urban market. Jack will burble and gurgle about how wet all the meat is and constantly hork down pounds of food that the annoyed chefs peed in.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The concept of side dishes isn't particularly advanced.

Yeah but when they're not things like fries, mozzarella sticks or something wrapped in bacon they're clueless.

Most people have at least heard of kimchi or pickled vegetables but I guess that hasn't reached Hendersonville yet.

 

[captkrisma]

Hendersonville is the Midwest version of Malibu's Most Wanted. A whole bunch of guys acting tough while driving around in F150's that their dad bought them. Out of all of that, Jack Jr is the one with the most street cred simply because he drives a busted up Kia and works the 7-11.