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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Look at this. Look at this! How fucking bald is he?! This looks pathetic. 60 dollars for this?

The hair is gone!
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Which way, pigroach man?
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Why is he doing his full cam during prestreams now? No one wants to see that dude.
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Comma said:
Maybe I missed something, but what's the deal with these on-camera pre-streams all of a sudden? Has he pigsplained this recently?
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From what I remember from yesterday apparently aludda peepol liked that he had the facecam ahn during the State of the Beg stream this week so from now on we're getting this disgusting shit. One pahsitive is that the default Youtube thumbnails for the prestream videos are guaranteed to be top shelf Islamic khantent.
 
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Ruffian_Forever said:
phil promoting kids to create adult accounts. might be able to report him on it if you wanna ban phil for a day or 2
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I recorded more to have more context. The most interesting part starts at 1:51:

"Why on earth don't you have a Youtube account that says you are an adult? That's ridiculous. Everyone does. Hahaha. Like literally everyone. That's what I said. You can make a Youtube...you can be seven years old and make a Youtube account and say you are eighteen and there's nothing that they need to verify. It's just fucking gets made and you are done. It's really silly how that happens, okay?"
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
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I recorded more to have more context. The most interesting part starts at 1:51:

"Why on earth don't you have a Youtube account that says you are an adult? That's ridiculous. Everyone does. Hahaha. Like literally everyone. That's what I said. You can make a Youtube...you can be seven years old and make a Youtube account and say you are eighteen and there's nothing that they need to verify. It's just fucking gets made and you are done. It's really silly how that happens, okay?"
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Recently i had to use my credit card to verify that i'm actually 18 years old so he's talking out of his ass again.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
He really pigsplained Third Strike parries like he was imparting esoteric high level techniques. The lecture fingers make me actually MOTI
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The funny thing is the third strike parries don't really help him. As we have seen when he plays any FPS, there is this weird delay where what he sees doesn't translate to what he is doing; it's one of the reasons why his Super Turbo gameplay is full of easily predictable patterns.

When you get players like Gojitenks, Maverick, Chaoswulf, Lady Gambit, Turtlepower, Pantsu Girl, etc, etc these players are already maybe four to five moves ahead. Phil, being all shitty reactions and patterns, gets beaten out even when he parries. So when he lectures about Street Fighter I get a good laugh cuz:

1. He has no clue what's he talking about.
2. He is still using information that is about a decade plus old.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
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I recorded more to have more context. The most interesting part starts at 1:51:

"Why on earth don't you have a Youtube account that says you are an adult? That's ridiculous. Everyone does. Hahaha. Like literally everyone. That's what I said. You can make a Youtube...you can be seven years old and make a Youtube account and say you are eighteen and there's nothing that they need to verify. It's just fucking gets made and you are done. It's really silly how that happens, okay?"
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There is a report category for stuff that may be dangerous for children. I certainly think teaching kids how to violate policy to see adult content may be harmful to kids, which is why I brought this to Susan's attention. We will just have to let her decide.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
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I recorded more to have more context. The most interesting part starts at 1:51:

"Why on earth don't you have a Youtube account that says you are an adult? That's ridiculous. Everyone does. Hahaha. Like literally everyone. That's what I said. You can make a Youtube...you can be seven years old and make a Youtube account and say you are eighteen and there's nothing that they need to verify. It's just fucking gets made and you are done. It's really silly how that happens, okay?"
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I clipped it with chat, so you can see the full context of many people telling him the viewer is underage and him just ignoring them.
 
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Anony said:
There isn't a single literal second that goes by without him shifting and rocking in his seat or gesticulating in a manner incongruent with how he's delivering his rant.

He could've delivered that rant with the same old prestream art as always, and then we'd only be able to sink our teeth into "wow, what he said was dumb." Instead, we will always and forever have this document of his demise. How kind of him.
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NEIN NEIN NEIN! The old GTA games had outdated frustrations!
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Wasabi Panda said:
DSP is so mentally acute he can't understand just because something happened to a character doesn't mean ALL the characters know what happened...he can't understand that the viewer knows things that the characters in the story don't.
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holy shit he is going full autism mad at these characters for not watching the same cutscene he did
 
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fuck it... reported him for telling his viewer to create an adult account lmao

see what happens. youtube does take it seriously because of that whole child abuse scandal that went on a year or 2 ago. i cant remember the details but youtube was in so much shit for it so id imagine they take child abuse claims very seriously right now
 
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Ruffian_Forever said:
fuck it... reported him for telling his viewer to create an adult account lmao

see what happens. youtube does take it seriously because of that whole child abuse scandal that went on a year or 2 ago. i cant remember the details but youtube was in so much shit for it so id imagine they take child abuse claims very seriously right now
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It's DSP, they won't do anything.
 
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Scotty said:
Big ups to Josh Poem! He brought up a good point. Phil RAN away from the FGC because he knew the heat got too hot for him to handle, but Phil will claim that he quit it because he was "successful" on his YouTube career. Dave, I'll know you'll see this, but you were a cancer on the FGC. The West Coast players wanted to kick your bitch made ass for talking all of that shit online, but you were a coward for facing up to them. I still wish that dude who filmed the confrontation with Jaha uploaded that confrontation, but shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.

Also, watch him bring up the death of Flash G for pity bucks like he did with Scott's passing. He'll probably tell some tale how him and Flash G were "good friends." and how he "changed" and why they stopped being friends when he (Phil) left the FGC, not realizing that Flash G stopped being friends with Phil once he realized that he was a major league asshole. It's almost like people that used to fuck with Phil broke their pignoisis, realized they were being used, and left Phil to become the shut-in we all laugh at to this day.
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"DOOD I didn't run away from the FGC, our breakup was mutual and everyone understood that I was destined for greatness here on youtube.com and wished me luck"
He does larp as a retired wrestler so this is only half-mockery.
 
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