DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ruffian_Forever]

What did you expect when disagreeing with the piggy? Specially on a subject he claims to be a fountain of knowledge and wisdom?

"I agree, my takes on neutral and footsies were idiotic and holding down back on most fighting games will have you pushed into the corner and thrown into vortex, I didn't think about games like UNIST, Melty or Strive when saying it. I apologize!"

And this only gets funnier when you get assmad over it and try to get back at him.

i was just making an excuse to do it. i would have reported him regardless.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It's outworld but alien and the plot is so crazy, that it's crazy and it's the craziest thing these guys have done cause it's crazy.

His descriptions, his words he uses them with such variety and grace it's like he's painting a picture for SBM

 

[actually]

i wonder what phils visual accuity is?
i wear glasses yet i can game just fine for the most part without them.
precision aiming is what fucks me.
anything else is no problem.

Bad enough that he had to get those glasses to get a driver's license. He's, by his own words, legally required to wear them while driving.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Bad enough that he had to get those glasses to get a driver's license. He's, by his own words, legally required to wear them while driving.

By now those glasses are worthless. He's gonna need to go see the doc for a new prescription and no way that's happening.

 

[clownpiss]

he's so desperate for money hes doing the full screen cam to try to spice things up, but it reveals his rampant alcoholism, dude is drunk on the day stream you can see it in his eyes and mannerisms

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

i wonder what phils visual accuity is?
i wear glasses yet i can game just fine for the most part without them.
precision aiming is what fucks me.
anything else is no problem.

Given his constant whining during FPS with his "aim", and his whiffs during SF2 (oh wait, that's lag), the phrase "blind as a bat" is probably too extreme, but not that far off.

 

[clownpiss]

 

[Gergg]

By the way that bullshit DSP said about how he doesn't decide if his videos are flagged for kids or not is absolute lies. Every video you are forced to pick, you cannot post your video unless you choose if it's for children or not. Here's an image of what youtube does if I try and just skip tagging my video for children or not:

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DSP is 100% lying and what that means is he actively tags some of his videos as for children, otherwise Chef Benis or whatever wouldn't be able to watch any of his videos not just the Far Cry ones. "Not a children's entertainer" my ass, tell that to youtube then DSP.

I just want to throw it out there that a 40 year old drunk asking a 12 year old to "just say you are 18" should end with the cops asking said 40 year old many questions and the 12 year kld's parents being notified their child has stolen their credit card.

 

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[Pisstrooper]

phil has the weirdest vision i've ever seen. look at his old gta video walththoughs and he just crashes into things that could be seen from a mile away.

Or Need For Speed: Payback, when he'd be driving into oncoming traffic visible for several seconds and start literally screaming about the game "spawning cars directly infront of him". It was really jaw dropping incompetence, like it made me question how he hasn't died irl. His autistic refusal to wear glasses is one part of it, but I think he just doesn't have natural reflexes, he just experiences something and then has to slowly mentally consider what move he should make, and by then he is crashing into a car or getting his face caved in by an opponent. The only reason he can manage SF2 is pure muscle memorization, hence he cannot adapt to someone with a new strategy and says they are somehow cheating.

Edit: I also think he might assume everyone else is the same way, since he acts totally bewildered and incredulous any time a game mechanic expects you have reflexes or instinct.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Been playing the PC port of Persona 4 Golden for quite a long time(an excellent game, by the way)and this piece of dialogue reminded me of my favorite pigroach.

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Lol, how drunk is he right now?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil won't dare allow Kat to stream, since she'll be bombarded with the truth trolls.

Also as much as Phil goes off on the soundtrack, Rockstar is clearly taking the lazy way out and not ponying up licensing fees for certain songs, notably Michael Jackson and Ozzy Osbourne. But hey, that won't stop Phil from kissing the collection's ass until he gets his ass handed to him.

Not to mention that the graphical "upgrades" makes parts of the games look glossy and the way the characters look like is just embarrassing. I'll post some pics in the spoiler but in short, it ranges from looking like a Roblox mod, to the characters looking like skins in a bad Fortnite clone game and in my current avatar Tommy looks like what I imagine the creators of Wallace and Gromit would make him look like if they had to make a GTA Vice City-themed claymation show, but had a quarter of the time and budget of a regular Wallace and Gromit episode, I mean just look at those fingers lmao

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This is what Dave is getting hyped for.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Or Need For Speed: Payback, when he'd be driving into oncoming traffic visible for several seconds and start literally screaming about the game "spawning cars directly infront of him". It was really jaw dropping incompetence, like it made me question how he hasn't died irl. His autistic refusal to wear glasses is one part of it, but I think he just doesn't have natural reflexes, he just experiences something and then has to slowly mentally consider what move he should make, and by then he is crashing into a car or getting his face caved in by an opponent. The only reason he can manage SF2 is pure muscle memorization, hence he cannot adapt to someone with a new strategy and says they are somehow cheating.

Edit: I also think he might assume everyone else is the same way, since he acts totally bewildered and incredulous any time a game mechanic expects you have reflexes or instinct.

Yeah that is probably one of the more fun TIHYDP's, and it clearly shows just how a completely shit driver he really is. Aside from that it also showcases his almost complete lack of reflexes and Mr.Magoo levels of eyesight.

With all this I have no idea why the hell he would want to play Forza Horizon....oh wait day one views from a AAA hype game that is ''free'' on gamepass.

Edit: For the record I quite like FH as a ''chill'' timesink relaxing game, but I would never call it a great racing game.

Lol, how drunk is he right now?

Yes.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

phil has the weirdest vision i've ever seen. look at his old gta video walththoughs and he just crashes into things that could be seen from a mile away.

He literally ends his vision at his front bumper. Anyone else (especially if you drive in real life) would look out into the middle distance while driving but Phil has invented a new custom robust way of driving where you get surprised by things “popping” into your limited scope of vision and either crash or over correct.

 

[Gergg]

https://youtu.be/URKw09-jN5k?t=505 at 8:25 on this youtube video phil tells a 12 year old to pretend to be 18 to bypass the adult filter on youtube, that's kinda weird because you could get banned from streaming on youtube if enough people reported you for it huh...

 

[TurdFondler]

Not to mention that the graphical "upgrades" makes parts of the games look glossy and the way the characters look like is just embarrassing.

If you're an oldfag and remember what these games actually looked like, this isn't bad at all. It's totally for the nostalgia market, the game mechanics and physics are going to be dated as fuck. It doesn't hold up to anything remotely modern, but it's really not horrible. The lighting looks way better and there are waaay more polygons now.

With that being said, it still looks like ass and that one RC helicopter mission is going to kick Phil's ass so hard he's gonna cry.

 

[Iron Father]

I am almost completely certain that “going to the hair salon” was another of those things Phil got dragged into with Ma Burnell and it became a part of his autistic, unbreakable schedule.

I can’t recall any but if there’s evidence of him doing the same thing while Pandalee was still around then it’ll cement it for me. If not then it’s 100% something he started doing to appear more youthful for Kat.

Did a quick Pigpiggo search and he definitely talked about getting a haircut and then having a sit down meal while out (we all know he and Panda loved gorging on their days out) and another time he had to delay a game because he had a scheduled hair cut that day, both times in 2016 when he was still with Leanna. He never used the word "salon" that I could find until the Kat era though, so make of that what you will.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil leaving his camera on for the prestreams has showed me why he'd rather keep his camera quality blurry and shit instead of getting a new one
Even at 480p you can see the bags in his eyes, his face would be Islamic Content at 1080p indeed

 

[Iron Father]

There's one really old one from the FGC where he looks skinny, but he also looks like a school shooter who doesn't fit in.

Once a poser, always a poser.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Not to mention that the graphical "upgrades" makes parts of the games look glossy and the way the characters look like is just embarrassing. I'll post some pics in the spoiler but in short, it ranges from looking like a Roblox mod, to the characters looking like skins in a bad Fortnite clone game and in my current avatar Tommy looks like what I imagine the creators of Wallace and Gromit would make him look like if they had to make a GTA Vice City-themed claymation show, but had a quarter of the time and budget of a regular Wallace and Gromit episode, I mean just look at those fingers lmao

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This is what Dave is getting hyped for.

I think that the mish-mash of styles as you mentioned are what's throwing it off. Cylde and the rest of the GTA3 models did have the slightly deformed look already, but now it just looks so weird. That, and the fact that they did the bare minimum with the textures. There's added detail in terms of fabric for some (like CJ's jeans), while others get none of that extra detail (Tommy's shirt). And yeah, those hands. Not to mention the poly counts are all over the place, from vehicles to weapons.

Sorry, game dev brain.