DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

fuck it... reported him for telling his viewer to create an adult account lmao

see what happens. youtube does take it seriously because of that whole child abuse scandal that went on a year or 2 ago. i cant remember the details but youtube was in so much shit for it so id imagine they take child abuse claims very seriously right now

>youtube let kids start live streams
>youtube let pedos comment on those streams
>pedos asked kids to show tits, or remove t-shirts or touch themselves
>disney and some other companies learnt about it
>ads removed
>then youtube did something about it
t. was on /pol/ hunting for those streams

 

[Wasabi Panda]

not sure if this stupid or this scared and stalling by asking a dumb question. Ghosts, undead, magical curses fine, a river of blood that didn't dry up...OMG MAI REALITY

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Truly exceptional, never before seen gin-soaked clown moding on display. Must be a fucking HUGE tip incoming.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Truly exceptional, never before seen gin-soaked clown moding on display. Must be a fucking HUGE tip incoming.

I think he's been getting especially hammered for these types of games since they basically play themselves. He still manages to fuck up QTEs.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I'm laughing way harder than I should about his obvious attempts at hair dying. I haven't been posting here for a hot minute because it's become harder to connect here so I've missed quite a bit of fun.

 

[Forbidden Math]

By the way that bullshit DSP said about how he doesn't decide if his videos are flagged for kids or not is absolute lies. Every video you are forced to pick, you cannot post your video unless you choose if it's for children or not. Here's an image of what youtube does if I try and just skip tagging my video for children or not:

DSP is 100% lying and what that means is he actively tags some of his videos as for children, otherwise Chef Benis or whatever wouldn't be able to watch any of his videos not just the Far Cry ones. "Not a children's entertainer" my ass, tell that to youtube then DSP.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Literally everytime he fails a QTE or gets a character killed in this game he says "I think that would have happened no matter what" like he just can't accept his actions will have consequences.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

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This is proof enough to show him, but I digress that he will just shut it down due to his REEE-ing that it is from the Farms and he is simply too fucking stupid to correct himself and not take responsibility..

If he is actively encouraging his underage fans to create overage accounts, I would think that is grounds for a Federal offense?

Not a Legal Specialist, just another thing to point out if it is a big no-no when Phil actually deserves to get cancelled

Literally everytime he fails a QTE or gets a character killed in this game he says "I think that would have happened no matter what" like he just can't accept his actions will have consequences.

QTE's happen the same as taking Cake, It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner’s Bassoon, and that’s the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun, unless you’re DarkSydePhil who walked out into the street, straight in front of a tram. He thought he’d got a month to cross the street…”

 

[Balr0g]

By the way that bullshit DSP said about how he doesn't decide if his videos are flagged for kids or not is absolute lies. Every video you are forced to pick, you cannot post your video unless you choose if it's for children or not. Here's an image of what youtube does if I try and just skip tagging my video for children or not:

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DSP is 100% lying and what that means is he actively tags some of his videos as for children, otherwise Chef Benis or whatever wouldn't be able to watch any of his videos not just the Far Cry ones. "Not a children's entertainer" my ass, tell that to youtube then DSP.

I think you can set which category is set when you upload a video but you canchange the setting at your leisure when you upload a new video.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I think you can set which category is set when you upload a video but you canchange the setting at your leisure when you upload a new video.

Correct but that still means DSP at some point went into his settings and said "my content is not for kids" or "my content is for kids". From the settings you can set it to always be auto-set but that setting still needs to be set before they'll allow you to upload.

And again an underage viewer said they can watch some of his videos but not all of them.

Edit: Here's the setting for full disclosure:

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I am almost completely certain that “going to the hair salon” was another of those things Phil got dragged into with Ma Burnell and it became a part of his autistic, unbreakable schedule.

I can’t recall any but if there’s evidence of him doing the same thing while Pandalee was still around then it’ll cement it for me. If not then it’s 100% something he started doing to appear more youthful for Kat.

His mom is/was a cosmetologist.

 

[Watamelon]

i know. but fuck it

thats what he gets for banning me because i didnt agree with his views on current fighting games.

What did you expect when disagreeing with the piggy? Specially on a subject he claims to be a fountain of knowledge and wisdom?

"I agree, my takes on neutral and footsies were idiotic and holding down back on most fighting games will have you pushed into the corner and thrown into vortex, I didn't think about games like UNIST, Melty or Strive when saying it. I apologize!"

And this only gets funnier when you get assmad over it and try to get back at him.

 

[Comma]

Imagine receiving $25 an hour and use that fact to guilt-trip people into giving you even more:

This man truly knows no shame.

-EDIT- Oh, and for archival purposes; the "over an hour" period he mentions included him taking a 35-minute break.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Imagine receiving $25 an hour and use that fact to guilt-trip people into giving you even more:

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$25 an hour isn't enough. This man knows no shame.

I know small streamers who would be insanely happy with $25 a stream. This guy's entitlement is off the charts.

 

[der rademacher]

Well unlike Dave, Leonard learned from his mistakes and improved his performance.

It's a shame it all ended in a murder suicide thing, but all in all I'd still rate him higher than Dave overall.

The fun thing to do is to imagine how much time Phail wasted in front of the mirror in his boycave to try and mimic D'Onofrio's stare because he thought that would either make him look cool or intimidating.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Thank God they made it easier for the King of Retro Walking Sims and Hate!
I almost forgot that casual and piss easy (but very good) GTA games are like DARK SOULS.

"outdated frustrations"

We also know he'll play it on release for day one views
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Or will it be Skyrim...or both?
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Phil won't dare allow Kat to stream, since she'll be bombarded with the truth trolls.

Also as much as Phil goes off on the soundtrack, Rockstar is clearly taking the lazy way out and not ponying up licensing fees for certain songs, notably Michael Jackson and Ozzy Osbourne. But hey, that won't stop Phil from kissing the collection's ass until he gets his ass handed to him.

 

[Nixxit]

It's days like these that I'm thankful Phil is a hermit. His levels of delusion are obscene. If he wasn't a hermit, his delusional self would be a danger to others.

Forget the delusions, his sight (Or lack thereof) would be a danger to others. And yes, the patchy goatee is probably one way it is, but seriously, I've always found the racing game videos of Phil to be the most astonishing one.

For one, because I don't play that many games and so, often, I haven't the games he plays and while I still often think of fairly obvious solutions he somehow misses, fairly regularly I can think of it being because of some rule of the game I don't know or some such, but when it comes to racing games, well, there aren't exactly a whole lot of rules, so it's a lot more obvious when he's just being bad. And more viscerally, I can feel the urge to brake or brace for impact when I see him heading fast and straight for something he hasn't seen, and this legitimately puts his stories about car accidents into a whole new context of complete lack of alertness.

We make fun of Phil not wanting to drive but honestly, thank God.

I mean, for you, guys, I'm on the other side of a continent plus an ocean, I don't think even he can f#ck up so hard he'd car crash through the fourth dimension and back into me.

 

[Michael Janke]

Forget the delusions, his sight (Or lack thereof) would be a danger to others. And yes, the patchy goatee is probably one way it is, but seriously, I've always found the racing game videos of Phil to be the most astonishing one.

For one, because I don't play that many games and so, often, I haven't the games he plays and while I still often think of fairly obvious solutions he somehow misses, fairly regularly I can think of it being because of some rule of the game I don't know or some such, but when it comes to racing games, well, there aren't exactly a whole lot of rules, so it's a lot more obvious when he's just being bad. And more viscerally, I can feel the urge to brake or brace for impact when I see him heading fast and straight for something he hasn't seen, and this legitimately puts his stories about car accidents into a whole new context of complete lack of alertness.

We make fun of Phil not wanting to drive but honestly, thank God.

I mean, for you, guys, I'm on the other side of a continent plus an ocean, I don't think even he can f#ck up so hard he'd car crash through the fourth dimension and back into me.

phil has the weirdest vision i've ever seen. look at his old gta video walththoughs and he just crashes into things that could be seen from a mile away.

 

[actually]

phil has the weirdest vision i've ever seen. look at his old gta video walththoughs and he just crashes into things that could be seen from a mile away.

That's because he refuses to wear his prescription glasses. He literally cannot see clearly enough to avoid those obstacles.

 

[Michael Janke]

That's because he refuses to wear his prescription glasses. He literally cannot see clearly enough to avoid those obstacles.

i wonder what phils visual accuity is?
i wear glasses yet i can game just fine for the most part without them.
precision aiming is what fucks me.
anything else is no problem.