Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Gunked up Tricycle
from an Amhole desolate…
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When at this charming con
This charming Tran

why pamper life’s complexities
when the pay pig runs smooth to the Transformer lego
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said it's gruesome the way your fucking disgusting t-shirt you've been wearing for three months and haven't washed once smells...
 
Those people are all words and no action. But what if Kev doesn’t want to have sex to avoid revealing the current state of the amhole? Like, the illusion he forges on twitter would pop and probably some gossip start if more people knew what lurks there.
I doubt it. Troons are very secretive about horrific SRS results. And they put pressure on eachother to keep quiet about any complaints so that they can pretend being trans and getting your dick chopped off is all sunshine and fairy dust. Otherwise they wouldn’t be able to groom as many teenagers crack as many eggs.
 
As long as we're providing soundtracks to the tricycle ride, I have a couple of nominations myself, spliced together using a shitty online video editing application.

Firstly, for obvious reasons:
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This one's a bit more obscure. The joke makes sense if you know the background, and I will be very, very happy if someone does :).
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Kevin has to ride a bicycle built for two because he's so fucking fat
nice reference, very eighteen-nineties'
 
Double posting because I have today’s tweets, I curbed my autism so it’s all in one post tonight. It’s pretty lengthy, even though I did omit Kevin’s tweets with pictures of random fursuiters posing for his Twitter timeline and him randomly being horny in people’s replies.

Picking up where we left off, Kevin plugged some… choice literature he bought. I saw it before I made my last update but I was going to pretend I didn’t, until he explained what it was about in the replies. [A]
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As posted previously, the Islamic Content really ramped up earlier. I’m including some of the other replies too. [1], [2]
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Kevin makes contact with another furry. [A]
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He posts what will be the first of many pics in this shirt today. He can’t remember where he got it from unfortunately. [A]
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Even Kevvy knows that the pizza thing was gross. Or at the very least, he has enough of a filter to refrain from articulating further. [A]
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He fucked up and spent two hours waiting in lines [A]
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He paired his dinosaur T-shirt with his dinosaur lanyard from yesterday: [A]
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Tweeted from the table asking who was on stage, he thought it was the furry he made contact with earlier though. Also, I sort of want to know what “convention war stories” entailed. [A]
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Penny got Kevvy his first pin of the weekend! [A]
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Tweeted about how much he adores the furry fandom: [A]
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Reveals that he became a furry in high school [A]
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No comment. [A]
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Ash isn’t at BLFC, but it is her favorite apparently. [A]
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Kevin wants to pump those numbers up. [A]
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Sipped on an alcoholic slushie [A]
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As promised in the replies of the first dinosaur T-shirt tweet, he quote tweeted himself with the seller info when he realized he had their business card. [A]
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Coped with not being able to enjoy part of the con due to him having to carry out the duties he’s there for [A]
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Inspired by the furries around him, he longed for a fursuit of his own. Also, I’m not sure which ex he is referring to, for the only ex I’m aware of is Rioley. I have not been following the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe for too long. [A]
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Thank Jesus they put the pool toys away before he could get near any of them. [A]
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He had a moment of “gender euphoria” bliss when a man walked into the women’s restroom, saw him, and realized he entered the wrong bathroom by mistake. And yes, he was in the women’s room, he clarified it in another reply. [A]
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Ranted about some inconsequential bullshit that some of you might not find so inconsequential [A]
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Toy sperging [1], [2]
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I love the fact that you can see his dinosaur transformer toys on the vanity behind him. Idk what that red thing is though.
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I’ll update the tranch thread with a couple of their tweets in the morning, I’m exhausted. And I promise I’ll add the archive links too.
Edit: forgot the pool toy room video. Also, I’m so annoyed that this mf put all the attachments at the end
Double edit: Fixed attachment issue and added links.
 
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