Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spunt]

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When did we start calling pedophiles PDF files? I fucking love it

I'm not sure if this is the origin of using it now (I suspect it's been to get around censorship of some pozzed service or other) but I remember about 15 years ago a gang of Council Estate ditchpigs attacked the home of a paediatrician in the UK and spray-painted "Paedo" on the front door. The satirical magazine Private Eye then started running a weekly feature on "things you can mistake for a paedophile", the first one was a PDF File as I recall, it also included such things as a torpaedo and a paedestrian crossing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Your problem is that what's between < and > don't exist.

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Your doctor isn't in love with you fats. He really doesn't give a shit as he has patients that will follow his suggestions that he can dedicate more time to.
Also, yes.........please stop drinking water all together.

On the Lou pedophile stuff: Just a few pages back he had made fun of those who actually suffer from the consequences of being sexually assaulted as a child. He talks about how his biodad had raped him frequently. He isn’t allowed to be left alone with his nephew. He labels himself as a NSFW account and continually gets into fights with people under the age of 18 despite being 38 years old unprompted.

I don’t personally call Lou a PDF file, but I can see why other people in the thread do.

He has also made it known that people call him a pedo when they walk by and he's outside.

 

[JaneThough]

For HAES to work, the folks in question need to be not slowed down by comorbidities that exist in tandem with obesity. Eat well, exercise, and if there's comorbidities, they're not causing a detrimental impact to your life? Rock on with your "My body has decided that I'm a medieval peasant and need to store everything for the lean times" self.

But we know that Lou is not like this. Not only does the diabetes impact his life negatively every day, but his weight has contributed to other issues that have decreased his quality of life. His mobility is impacted. His breathing is impacted. He probably has sleep apnea.

This is the key. The HAES movement started with noble goals, IMO, when we were coming out of the 90s when heroin chic was in and it was encouraged in magazines to literally starve yourself, and as in the 00s pro-ana boards and celebs became more popular. It's important to show that that is NOT what healthy is, and healthy can be at many different sizes and you can be beautiful and confident even if your collarbones aren't poking through your chest.

But then it got coopted by people who just want the excuse to eat shit and do nothing about it. Which is fine in it's own right, but you can't rewrite history. Be a fatass with type 17 diabetes missing limbs, and please tell me how healthy you are at every size. It's just as damaging and toxic as the heroin chic and pro-ana shit, just the opposite end.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou locked down and DFE'd

This department has worked 0 days without a fucking identity crisis.
Lou also apparently didn't take our advice on actually suggesting changes to said ref sheet before it is finished like the majority of artists will accept

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Lou they keep bringing up bariatric surgery because it's a legitimately effective way to manage diabetes as well as lose weight when you're exhausted of other options. You'll have to severely change your diet if you do it, but if they keep offering it as an option I'd personally take it.

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Lou now wants $100 for an ancestry test because he's claiming that his dead mother is the one that told him they're Jewish, or that his dad said that his grandmother is native american.

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[Chicken Picnic]

You're not doing "everything" to lose weight if you are turning down bariatric surgery.

 

[JaneThough]

Lou locked down and DFE'd

This department has worked 0 days without a fucking identity crisis.
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Lou they keep bringing up bariatric surgery because it's a legitimately effective way to manage diabetes as well as lose weight when you're exhausted of other options. You'll have to severely change your diet if you do it, but if they keep offering it as an option I'd personally take it.
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Lou: it’s everyone else’s fault, why does this happen to me?

Also fuck OFF with your poor bullshit. I’m sorry there’s no more of an unnecessary purchase than a DNA ancestry test.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Back open, down to 11 tweets.


https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1452339018159558656 | https://archive.ph/WSSqM

Lou is an idiot. The joke is that a kicker who blows it has failed, and a quarterback who gets picked has failed. A safety who intercepts the ball has SUCCEEDED. The analogy would be a wide receiver named Interceptit. Honestly, it wasn't even that hard.

In other news, Schrödinger's Jew is Christian again, #TransCrowdFund:

https://twitter.com/wyldstripez/status/1452333336467316748 | https://archive.ph/wip/lUKHq

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Lou locked down and DFE'd

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Hey Lou., here's a free piece of advice. When you reply to the people you call friends, start by not insulting them every single time you reply. Even if it's joking around, when you do EVERY SINGLE TIME, the joking around ceases being amusing and just ends up being mean and stupid as fuck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're not doing "everything" to lose weight if you are turning down bariatric surgery.

ITYM "eating so much spaghetti you have to keep the Internet updated on it;" HTH; HAND.

Also fuck OFF with your poor bullshit. I’m sorry there’s no more of an unnecessary purchase than a DNA ancestry test.

I once got a pet cat DNA test for a mandatory giving occasion. My cat is very nice, but he's what you get if you go to the shelter and ask for one cat, please. The DNA test confirmed this: my cat is 100% cat, he is a domestic shorthair, thank you mail-order cat DNA testing company.

Lou is going to get roughly the same amount of information, although it'd be hilarious if he opts in to letting likely relatives contact him. It's a time bomb for some budding genealogist.

Not up to speed on the social justice, but if you're raised without any awareness of or traditions from "the old country," and you're claiming that having DNA from a location means you can now speak for that location, isn't that some kind of biological determinism? Say he's got Irish DNA; would the DNA mean that Amerimutt Lou can speak over someone who was born in Ireland but not of Irish stock? A brown person?

Before the new wave of gender idpol, genealogy was the last refuge of someone who had no hopes of doing anything with their life and could only look for value in the deeds of their ancestors. The last refuge before obvious racism, where you CBA to look up your personal ancestors so you're just going to say that your race is the best.

However this works out, I hope Lou gets yelled at by Twitter people.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

'Coming to terms'? With not having ancestry that you thought? What a fucking baby. Also, you have no money for an attorney. I also doubt one would help, because it's an unwinnable case. You insisting you need it because nobody supports you is a lie and any judge will see that. Your needs are met, period. They have always been met without input from you, as evidenced by your lack of employment and your weight. The purpose of disability is to pay for necessities that you already receive and will continue to. You also make zero effort to use the resources available to you without help, like food banks.

Can't look at it from your point of view, you have to see what other people (like a judge) will see. The judge will see that you are not in need.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Not up to speed on the social justice, but if you're raised without any awareness of or traditions from "the old country," and you're claiming that having DNA from a location means you can now speak for that location, isn't that some kind of biological determinism? Say he's got Irish DNA; would the DNA mean that Amerimutt Lou can speak over someone who was born in Ireland but not of Irish stock? A brown person?

There's the rub, I think. Mrs. Normal and I got each other 23andMe DNA tests earlier this year. For the most part, our results matched up to what we already understood about our ancestry. There were a few interesting findings (0.2% Turkish? WTF?), but they were pretty much all in the spirit of things you might mention to your buddies at a bar as your contribution to keeping the conversation going.

With Lou it's different. He's always placed great emphasis on his bloodlines, going so far as to appropriate Jewish and Native American identities he never had even the slightest cultural connection to as a way of getting the upper hand over people in his innumerous Twitter slapfights. I'm certain that even the most retarded and/or reactionary people in this thread can understand the absolute ludicrousness of claiming a culture you never experienced as your own solely as a means of gaining some kind of moral currency over people on fucking Twitter. Yet here Lou is, appealing to exactly the same ludicrous, antiscientific blood quantum traditions that defined much of this country's shameful history in the 19th century, only on the other side. And it's crazy, because that kind of autistic focus on meaningless bloodlines was a key factor in the culture of the Germanic lands in the 19th and early 20th centuries, and greatly contributed to the rise of hypernationalism in Germany in the 1920s and 1930s. So as much as Lou likes to call people Nazis, it turns out that he was the real Nazi all along.

 

[Vampirella]

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Lou is a fat hairy man, no number of big titty cat girl fursonas will change that. Maybe he should stop saying he's something he's not and he'd actually keep a character. Oh well, I guess that's $60 down the drain.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

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Imagine being an artist, working with a Lou, and after sending him a sketch of the ref sheet, asking "Any changes before we enter the final stretch?" and getting an "all good" from Lou.

Imagine then checking his Twitter and seeing a fucking identity crisis and him flat-out saying he hates your work, all because he's too much of a sped to articulate what he wants to say or ask for.

 

[Solid Snek]

You're not doing "everything" to lose weight if you are turning down bariatric surgery.

He's tried eating thin-crust pizza, he's tried getting so depressed that he had to stress eat; what else is there left to try?!

 

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Lou offends the Irish.

He's tried eating thin-crust pizza, he's tried getting so depressed that he had to stress eat; what else is there left to try?!

Simpsons We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas

Fair Use quote from Season 8, Episode 8 Hurricane Neddy from The Simpsons. Perfect for those times where someone asks for help before trying anything themselves

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[The Dude]

Lou locked down and DFE'd

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Lou they keep bringing up bariatric surgery because it's a legitimately effective way to manage diabetes as well as lose weight when you're exhausted of other options. You'll have to severely change your diet if you do it, but if they keep offering it as an option I'd personally take it.
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"I get no support from family." I'm sorry, what? What does he call living rent-free with his mother, her cooking all his meals (when he's not eating out), driving him to Wally World and his doctors appointments, and generally letting him leach off her at 37? I think most adults would call that support. Oh, does he mean emotional support? He's a 37 year old grown-ass man, not a 5 year old. He doesn't need mommy to pat his ass and kiss his boo-boos better anymore. What Louie needs to do is grow the fuck up and realize no one owes him anything anymore now that he's an adult.

And what does he need with a DNA test? What does it matter what his genetic makeup is? He's not going to find anything that will excuse him from being a total asshole. His racial heritage has zero bearing on his life.

And which parent claimed to have Irish heritage, Louie? You were going pretty hot and heavy about being Irish just last week.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou decides to criticize an Irish journalist in the only way he knows how: being vaguely racist by forcing an accent, using google translate to speak broken Gaelic, and calling said journalist 'boyo'
It's yet another example of Lou trying to speak for a country that not only (by his own admission in the fourth screenshot) has no family history from, has more than likely never even been to, and is trying to appropriate it for his own personal gain so he can feel more marginalized and special than being the 38 year old white american he is.

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https://archive.ph/710yO (this was already archived and mentioned here but I'm adding it for posterity)

edit: I'm a little late on this one

 

[Loona]

He's a 37 year old grown-ass man

Minor nitpick, but he's actually 38 now.

 

[Next Task]

With Lou it's different. He's always placed great emphasis on his bloodlines, going so far as to appropriate Jewish and Native American identities he never had even the slightest cultural connection to as a way of getting the upper hand over people in his innumerous Twitter slapfights.

I doubt Lou was lied to by his parents about Jewish/Native ancestry as much as he purely used it for Twitter arguments. He never made any reference to either heritage unless it was a way to 'acktually' someone, or insult them with an, 'It's OK when we say it' slur.

Plus, his genealogy is well-documented in this thread. Another $100 grift for Lou with information he knows is correct, and free, from here.

Lou offends the Irish.

This, however, is interesting. Lou getting BTFO by the actual Irish, again, when? He's so desperate for a moral high ground to hate people from he'll act like a character from a Paddy Doyle novel. Funny how it only emphasises the void where his personality should be.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou decides to criticize an Irish journalist in the only way he knows how: being vaguely racist by forcing an accent, using google translate to speak broken Gaelic, and calling said journalist 'boyo'
It's yet another example of Lou trying to speak for a country that not only (by his own admission in the fourth screenshot) has no family history from, has more than likely never even been to, and is trying to appropriate it for his own personal gain so he can feel more marginalized and special than being the 38 year old white american he is.
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I like how Lou's going full Father Ted.

Nothing says "I appreciate your ancient and beautiful heritage" like yelling at an actual Irishman in the manner of a drunken sitcom priest.