DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ReentryPhantom]

I started going to a Black barbershop and I'm telling you these dudes are the biggest nerds. Yeah there's tons of sports talk but you bring up a comic book or video game and they'll dive right it.

DSP wouldn't be able to handle his lack of knowledge at his own "business".

It's only been "acceptable" for black dudes to be nerds within the last 10 years or so.

 

[Old Tonto]

He is a fat Polish Italian man that only clings to the Italian part because he believes it makes him cool, special and unique. He is or was also into shows like the Sopranos, and when younger wanted to make people (Leanna) believe or think he could have possible mob ties. Also when I say younger I mean adult, he was around 30.

Oh, God, if I had a nickel for every time some greaser tried to claim mob ties to throw their weight around, I wouldn't be rich - but I'd have me a big ass pile of nickels, for damn sure. The best thing to do is wait until they name which faction they're with, then tell them you're with the rival faction. Takes the wind out of their sails something fast, it's beautiful.

Guido: Whaddaya mean, you're not letting me in? Do you know who I am?
Me, working the door: No. Who you am?
Guido: I happen to be with the Scaramouche Family.
Me: No shit?
Guido: That's right, so I'd rethink your-
Me: (whistles) Hey, fellas, this guy's with the Scaramouche.
(Fifteen other guys show up): No shit?
Me: Hey, kid, what do you think old Vincenze will pay to get you back if we send him your thumb?
Guido: ...Um.
Me: Anybody got the bolt cutters handy? Hey! Where you goin'? Didn't you wanna come inside?

 

[But I Digress]

It's only been "acceptable" for black dudes to be nerds within the last 10 years or so.

I feel like the same thing with them skateboarding. I went to high school in the 90's. Everybody knew that one Black nerd at your school or there might be on Black dude that was skateboarding but something changed in the last 10 years or so where they can be more open about their non-macho hobbies like sports or domestic violence.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil was never in Italy, and has never tried actual "authentic" Italian food.
He is a fat Polish Italian man that only clings to the Italian part because he believes it makes him cool, special and unique. He is or was also into shows like the Sopranos, and when younger wanted to make people (Leanna) believe or think he could have possible mob ties. Also when I say younger I mean adult, he was around 30.

Phil’s like that kid in middle school claiming he had an uncle who totally worked for Nintendo or Disney.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Is the annoying high-pitch voice something Phil picked up from Khet or something? He does it so often now and I have to mute the audio because it's so annoying to listen to.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

Phil has banned snowkarl before and will do so again eventually.

nah, i believe snowkarl is here to stay

snowkarl is the thread that keeps everything together in chat. without snowkarl no one talks, if no one talks then no one feels invested to go to streams. the chat would go into a full revolt too

snowkarl always tips too, hes given phil hundreds

the funniest thing is that phil clearly hates snowkarl, but he cant get rid of him.

makes you wonder how unstable snowkarl is, he was banned for a year on twitch, constantly tipping begging to be unbanned and still tips away. when you give someone that much money you can no longer claim that you are just trying to troll.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I remember some detractor I can't for sure remember who talked about Phil's community as always being full of pedos.

Edit: I remember it was this video. I was when DSP was called out by Main event and Phil's fans attacked him.

✂️ Mainevent vs DSP

56 seconds · Clipped by shadow6743 · Original video "DSP NEWS THE GOUT REPORT: Darksydephil vs The Main Event Pt#2 DSP Shows He A Coward & Sends PandaLee" by...

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I love the videos where he shows his costumes because they are so lazy only Phil could dress like that and think it's ok. His "ninja turtle" costume is just him with a yellow racing shirt,a green backpack and a eye mask, I WOULD ARGUE that he only bought the eye mask and put some green backpack plus shirt he had laying around so his costume might be about 2 dollars, and at this moment he was making the big bucks in youtube lmao.

Also, I know we always say Phil will never ban snowkarl, but he is such an insecure dude with such a big ego, that he will constantly self-sabotage in order to reassert control of his streams. prevail.

Phil has banned snowkarl before and will do so again eventually.

I remember watching one of his streams a long time ago and Phil said that he wanted to ban snowkarl but he couldn't , snowkarl is 100% giving money behind the scenes in exchange for ban immunity (a transactional positive interaction).

I wanted to metion that I was watching raw Phil the other day and I lasted about 20 minutes before tapping out, it's astonishing how boring this dent is, his sense of humor is terrible,for example the other way I was watching a Tormented Souls TIHYDP and listen to this amazing level of commentary:

✂️ Phil amazing jokes

15 seconds · Clipped by Tatu Carreta · Original video "This Is How You DON'T Play Tormented Souls (0utsyder Edition)" by The 0utsyder

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The main character gets hit in the back of the head after entering a building, which causes her to lose conscience and Phil says : "Well that was rude,for Canadian standards that was incredibly rude,you are supposed to be welcoming you with all kinds of like BEAR ...rare food and...watching hockey,they are not supposed to strike you in the head" .

It's "they are supposed to be welcoming you" no "you are supposed to be welcoming you" , and why did he said BEAR instead of rare? does he have gin brain?, even if he didn't speak like a dent(which he does all the time if you listen carefully) his joke was terrible, so that's rude for Canadian standards but not for other countries like the US? and also how is "uhhhm they are supposed to give you rare food and watch hockey together" funny in any way? it's like he wanted to make a funny reference about Canadians but it's too much of a dent to think of anything.

Now that I think about it I don't know if Phil is capable of jokes,he literally knows nothing about the real world,he never uses the internet because he is a e-hermit boomer,he is low IQ and autistic,kinda difficult to be funny in that situation.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Is the annoying high-pitch voice something Phil picked up from Khet or something? He does it so often now and I have to mute the audio because it's so annoying to listen to.

It's not that new, but it has increased in frequency a lot the last year or so.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Guido: Whaddaya mean, you're not letting me in? Do you know who I am?
Me, working the door: No. Who you am?
Guido: I happen to be with the Scaramouche Family.
Me: No shit?
Guido: That's right, so I'd rethink your-
Me: (whistles) Hey, fellas, this guy's with the Scaramouche.
(Fifteen other guys show up): No shit?
Me: Hey, kid, what do you think old Vincenze will pay to get you back if we send him your thumb?
Guido: ...Um.
Me: Anybody got the bolt cutters handy? Hey! Where you goin'? Didn't you wanna come inside?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Just denied the fans co-op after promising it and that is just in the last few days if someone had to put together a list of times Phil did the opposite of what his actual fans wanted they would be gathering clips for weeks.

 

[Iron Father]

Jesus, his fucking food snob bullshit is so ridiculous. “Oh, it’s naht authentic Italian food!” “Oh, it’s Americanized Italian Food!” Yeah, you’re in America. Not every restaurant has to be 100% authentic from the old country. I’m pretty certain that Phil loves dishes like Chicken Parm, and Fettuccine Alfredo, and even Spaghetti and Meatballs. Classic Italian dishes from his ancestral homeland, right? Nope… they’re all disgusting and unauthentic Americanized Italian dishes. He’s such an insufferable twat.

One of my favorite things is how he dickrides Americanized pizza, and several times referred to it as "authentic Italian" or whatever, when in reality it's just east-coast style.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Fucking idiots in da stream chat looks like I'm gonna have to manually ban tonight we have no mods online."

 

[Pisstrooper]

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Just denied the fans co-op after promising it and that is just in the last few days if someone had to put together a list of times Phil did the opposite of what his actual fans wanted they would be gathering clips for weeks.

he just used vague possible future co-op to bait memberships today.

 

[LemmeSee]

Hey Phil, Snowkarl is a great detractor. I've heard he's in most of the detractor discords having a blast and planning out the next day's gimmick. I bet he's laughing his ass off when he makes you squeal. You gonna just take that piggy? You gonna keep turning tricks for some nudnick in the chat? I bet you will. I bet you'll keep taking this like cuck you are because some audience member throwing rolls of pennies at your head is more integral to the stream than you.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

The honest tard.

 

[Pargon]

The honest tard.
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These people could self-loathe for their country.

 

[clownpiss]

uh oh

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Tune into Phil in the middle of a bitchfest about derailing the stream regarding Derich.

Remember guys, he doesn't care about what happens on Twitter or other people's streams. Except when it generates that sweet drama for Phil to fence-sit. Oh wait, he's not a drama streamer, either.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of night stream status:

Total tip: $85

Top tip: Oroturtle ($50)

Oroturtle wasn't even in the chat

Superchat is as tahxic as usual

"If Oroturtle is not here to save the day, we would only have $35 dollars, thats not good, I don't know if people are losing interest to this game but if you like seeing me tough through these hard levels out on a hard game, you gotta support, okay?"

 

[UaineRunei]

This Monkey Ball stream in a nutshell