- Joined
- Jan 19, 2018
For any who might be interested, a mini-dox of Sean Tharpe (our $300 donor from last night) is in the fan thread.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
- Thread starter A Witty Name
- Start date
- Status
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2018
That was quick!
Without looking first I'm gonna guess he is has at least 2 or 3of the following, because you need those to qualify as an exceptional individual to give pig money :
Autistic
Furry
Gay
Cultishly religious
Republican
Fat
Working minimal wage job
Pedo
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2020
My own pet theory regarding this is that Phil has been more drunk on stream recently (not drunk more often, but in terms of the degree) than he used to usually be.
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2021
I know it's fake money that doesn't count or whatever, but still should be at least a little concerning:
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2021
That was an outright terrible, boring stream.
To the dentheads, DSP made good progress on Super Monkey Ball tonight. In reality? Dsp was extra handheld through stages while never acknowledging that he received game tips and straight up solutions for legitimately the whole stream. He was doing his usual "maybe I should do this, lets look at this.. oh look, ok I finally got it!" while 3 messages telling him the solution scrolled through chat.
Here is an example of blatant handholding after which dsp acts as if he came up with the idea himself. There were many of these tonight.
Who was the worst handholding offender tonight? The faggot MrCarltonJunior. This bootlicker spent most of the night chatting and tipping DSP tips to beat stages. A few people in chat had to ask him to stop spoiling. This is only a short sample; the hints were worse earlier on before people asked him to stop spoiling.
What did MrCarltonJunior get for his nightlong game and monetary tips? Toxicity and mockery. One of his final hints said this:
DSP's response:
Remember, this was after a whole night of DSP using his gameplay tips to progress.
MrCarltonJunior, if you are reading this, you are a loser.
edit: added example dsp reading a hint, acting as if its his own idea/strat example
edit2: fixed audio on clips
To the dentheads, DSP made good progress on Super Monkey Ball tonight. In reality? Dsp was extra handheld through stages while never acknowledging that he received game tips and straight up solutions for legitimately the whole stream. He was doing his usual "maybe I should do this, lets look at this.. oh look, ok I finally got it!" while 3 messages telling him the solution scrolled through chat.
Here is an example of blatant handholding after which dsp acts as if he came up with the idea himself. There were many of these tonight.
Carlton jr. posted this large hint
Dsp acting as if its his own idea after clearly reading the message:
Dsp acting as if its his own idea after clearly reading the message:
Who was the worst handholding offender tonight? The faggot MrCarltonJunior. This bootlicker spent most of the night chatting and tipping DSP tips to beat stages. A few people in chat had to ask him to stop spoiling. This is only a short sample; the hints were worse earlier on before people asked him to stop spoiling.
What did MrCarltonJunior get for his nightlong game and monetary tips? Toxicity and mockery. One of his final hints said this:
DSP's response:
Remember, this was after a whole night of DSP using his gameplay tips to progress.
MrCarltonJunior, if you are reading this, you are a loser.
edit: added example dsp reading a hint, acting as if its his own idea/strat example
edit2: fixed audio on clips
Last edited:
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2018
The Monkey Ball streams making me want to make poor life choices like doing fentanyl chillin' with some chick who couldn't keep a dick hard in a van by a Sherman Williams.
scobra666
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 6, 2018
don't you mean democrat or wannabe socialist, I don't know of any dsp fans that are republican
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2018
Gothy Senpai was registered Republican, and that Madara guy was too, as I recall.
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2020
Speaking of shitty DSP streams (redundant, I know), another YouTuber has jumped in on analysing Phil's KAHNTENT and offering up a good "what not to do" summary.
Hint: Don't do anything Phil does.
And yes, the Nazi rant shows up.
Hint: Don't do anything Phil does.
And yes, the Nazi rant shows up.
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2015
DSP doesn't have enough troons for me to think he has a left leaning audience. The entire right leaning, "I won't give up on [Phil] until he personally shits on MY lawn", mindset is kinda the opposite from the kneejerk "BOYCOTT EVERYTHING THAT OFFENDS ANYONE ON MY TEAM" mentality that cows with left-leaning drones have. Edit: not that I would ascribe much political conviction to the DSPhere.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2020
Have we had a teespring rant yet ?
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2021
Thanks for this, I've never seen it before now and it's actually very well-made.
You know interestingly--and it probably isn't related but--this dude specifically calls out the stupid ass slideshow he runs during his 90 minute prestream. This video that's been around for less than 2 weeks. And Phil just recently started with full facecam during his prestreams...
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2018
As long as tips come in Phil won't blink.
am telling you DesperateSydePhil is the best you can get, he is forced to change for his thirst for money to keep proving we are just mentally ill mouth drooling moronic losers. Whole in reality a vast majority of us have friends, families (wife and kids), 9-5 jobs like suckers. Turn around and look at the who are true and honest Phil fans. I know there are spergs on both side but as long as you point and laugh.
TL;DR
No! Who wants to wait for money during another WWEC event.
Mature Adult
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 14, 2021
Thats the inevitable conclusion to continually pushing tips instead of super chats. For most people, that graph would be concerning. To DSP, thats $63 that he could have gotten immediately to spend on
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2018
You forgot a couple:
Parents are financially successful meaning they don't have to be
Receive some sort of undeserving funds from either disability, the government or insurance
Like the Pigroach have never been in a real conflict in their lives because they're cowardly shits and hide behind a keyboard and monitor
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2019
I’m pretty sure most of DSP’s fans are either too stupid to have any political opinions at all, or they’re too young and exceptional to even care. Do any of you really think the average DSP fan reads either Marx, or the Weekly Standard?
hundredthousand
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2020
Has Phil ever mentioned which political party he has affiliation with / voted for? Or does he just not care and doesn't vote, like I suspect.
Gergg
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2021
Yeah, if dsp's dipshits have any political opinions... they are just regurgitating whatever pigler has told them to think since they are unable to formulate their own thoughts, unless they come out of a 40 year old drunk's mouth of course.
- Joined
- Jul 13, 2020
He's a registered Republican but that was a long time ago. For all of his posturing about acceptance, safe spaces (lol actually one of his slides), and whatever else, he probably hasn't strayed far from the path. But it doesn't matter much to Phil, he's just an opportunistic Pig that chooses whatever he thinks will benefit him the most. He probably chose Republican because that's what his parents are, or at least that's what his mom is.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2017
Unbeholden to either party, he sees himself as a Realist. Were DSP elected, he would see any issue in a nonpartisan light and solve it quickly, efficiently, rationally, and doing nothing wrong.
According to publicly available documents, he didn’t vote in 2016 and I’m willing to bet he didn’t in 2020 either.
- Status