Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Dave Chappelle is willing to negotiate with terrorists, but only on his own terms.
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If Moviebob is actually punching up here, he's lucky if he can reach Dave Chappelle's knees.

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I trust Bobby's lived experience of getting pissy when being called out by young people.

Same thing ran through my mind: "Cranky, insecure, middle-aged dude who gets pissy when people call him out? That's Moviebob, all right!"

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Nutters are still deliberating which Marxist class do the brutally oppressed Netflix employees belong to. MOS thinks higher income is meaningless as far as class identity is concerned.
(The beginning of the thread if you care for the context; MOS's straw-Marxism continues here)
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Moviebob doesn't believe that farmers... and truckers... and energy producers are real workers, so why the ever-luving FUCK would I consider Moviebob correct on this?

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Radical feminist Dr. Julia Long questions the term "gender identity extremists" because she thinks all trannies, even those "nice" trannies who claims to be peace-loving, keeping-to-themselves type, still insist that they are women and demand everyone recognize them as such. She considers this an extremist position so there cannot be such a thing as "gender identity moderates".

For this, Bobby declares Long "non-human":
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Mark down "'Person' in Quotation Marks" on your Moviebob Bingo cards, folks!

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Facebook has a "rightward tilt", because, according to WSJ (archived) "Right-wing sites are consistently among the best-performing publishers on the platform in terms of engagement"
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Oh, I'm pretty sure Moviebob doesn't know the concept of human rights is supposed to work...

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Remember how some poor congresswoman almost got murdered by her colleague on 6 Jan?
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Damn it, Bob! Could you PLEASE stop using AOC's boots as condoms?!

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Simping George Takei:
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Yes, Mr. Takei, the cruelty has been the point of the GOP since it was that nasty, racist GOP President Franklin Delano Roosevelt who set up and populated concentration camps with Japanese-American citizens during WWII.

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"Environmental eugenics":
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Moviebob: "Eugenics? Yes, please!"

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The tail end of the convo about MCU's supposed grey morality:
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Killing trillions of people is bad in itself? Sure you jest! The Superior Future will not happen without blood sacrifice.

Especially once The America That Matters™ (braindead elitists like Moviebob) can find a way to survive without Americans who actually matter (farmers, truckers, energy producers, construction workers, doctors/nurses, police officers, firefighters, etc.).

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Fairly small amount of food.
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I can get a much more fulfilling ravioli subscription service by spending $15 a month on fifteen cans of Chef Boyardee.

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ADDENDUM: Moviebob just shared this tweet from CNBC:

Would you pay to control the outcomes of another person's life? If you've got the app-etite,
[...] an app [...] lets you do just that.

Moviebob's reaction GIF: Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star grimace and sheepishly walk away. (I'm guessing this is because he doesn't want people controlling him.)

If Moviebob's reaction GIF had actually been honest: Either Carles Darwin giving a thumbs-up gesture, or Death Note's Light Yagami writing people's names into the anime's title book. (Let's be honest here: I think Bob would giddily, gleefully lead every Trump-voting Twitter user he could find into extremely gruesome deaths as punishment for voting against Dear Leader Hillary Clinton.)

 

[make_it_so]

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Bob doesn't believe in morality.
Everything is a linear progression, and you're either onboard or deserve to be left behind.
You can go forward, which is towards technological utopia, or regress backwards into nature.

This explains a lot. It explains why he thinks that he can use things other people think are "bad" as tools. It explains the "no bad tactics, only bad targets" quote. It explains why everything is a Great Leap Forward, it explains why building giant concrete brutalist structures is preferable to living in nature to Bob.

Good or bad? that's just an "esoteric thought exercise". All that matters is if the result will lead to Bob's vision of the future. This explains the lack of spirituality as well. In this sense, God is a concept that is in the way. Human nature is in the way. Nature itself is in the way.

You, trying not to have 5G advertisements beamed directly into your afternoon nap on your private property, are in the way.
"MAKE WAY FOR THE HOMO SUPERIOR."
Bob is coming. Hide your traditions, hide your freedom, hide your property. Bob is coming and hes riding a Boston Dynamics robot.
It's really too bad that Bob can't see that "progress" is not a religion. Technology is not a moral system, its not a principle, its not even a human thought. If technological progress is inevitable, it merely shows that it is a side-effect of humans working together in civilization. No technological dystopia filled with electricity and lights ever made man as happy as seeing his own child for the first time. No technological dystopia can fulfill the emptiness in the human soul.

You know what I've personally found to be a sign that someone is not a "thinker?" Believing that there is some kind of inevitable "arc" of or endpoint for history that everything naturally works towards or is supposed to work towards, and that any and all bad in the world is done by those standing in the way.

There is no "destined" or "right" future that the universe has predetermined we should arrive at, and that history naturally works towards.

In fact, the idea that there is some determined future that the natural course of history would work towards is an entirely modern and uniquely Western conceit. Kind of chauvinistic there, Bobby.

Now you're probably thinking "make_it_so, how can you say that while having a Captain Picard avatar and being a fanboy of Star Trek, a show that was all about a better future, and which Roddenberry and the show itself often said was something that people worked for?"

Well as I've mentioned before, what made Star Trek's "superior future" was not the technology, but the attitudes and culture of the people that inhabited it. Characters like Picard, Kirk, Spock, and the Federation represented a future that was obtained because there was a recognition and fundamental, codified respect for the rights and dignity of individuals, regardless of their race, creed, or culture. And that was predicated on - guess what? - morality. Because you can't necessarily give a "scientific" basis for why the rights of individuals should be respected, even if you disagree with them, and in fact there are more than a few instances where you could "scientifically" argue that rights should be removed in order to progress (just look at all COVID lockdown nonsense Blobbert has simped for). The "there is only going forward, not backward" mentality presented by Bob would not give you the Federation. At best, it would get you the Dominion, or at worst, the Borg.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Well as I've mentioned before, what made Star Trek's "superior future" was not the technology, but the attitudes and culture of the people that inhabited it. Characters like Picard, Kirk, Spock, and the Federation represented a future that was obtained because there was a recognition and fundamental, codified respect for the rights and dignity of individuals, regardless of their race, creed, or culture. And that was predicated on - guess what? - morality. Because you can't necessarily give a "scientific" basis for why the rights of individuals should be respected, even if you disagree with them, and in fact there are more than a few instances where you could "scientifically" argue that rights should be removed in order to progress (just look at all COVID lockdown nonsense Blobbert has simped for). The "there is only going forward, not backward" mentality presented by Bob would not give you the Federation. At best, it would get you the Dominion, or at worst, the Borg.

Bob will gladly be a Vorta. The middle manager which punishes people for not following the doctorine. Not by himself of course, by sending the ghouls to kill them. He is the """thinker""" after all. Also, not exactly robot body, but immortality via clone bodies is exactly his thing.

 

[Positron]

Ethernals is a slow-burning story that keeps you on the edge of your seat.


This is a face you can trust:


Walter Chaw announces the Manifest Destiny of Disney.


Bobby knows Chinese demographics. And CRT is totally a grassroot movement.


On Bobcat Goldthwait, who stands in solidarity with marginalized trannies.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

No. Someone who works for Netflix and earns $80k per year is not "working class" because he doesn't own Netflix. The guy who runs my local corner shop and makes far less than that is not a capitalist because he owns Singh's Food and Wine. Words have meaning and if any of these troons tried to say this in a Marxist society they would find themselves in the gulag pretty quickly.

I'll gladly accept AOC's proposal when she resigns for storming the Capitol back in 2018.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

In fact, the idea that there is some determined future that the natural course of history would work towards is an entirely modern and uniquely Western conceit

Hilariously, a lot of leftists believe that there is only 1 type of future that humanity can advance to, and it's their desired utopia full of nebulous terms and shaky principles where everyone, by grace of knowledge and wisdom, will be their better selves no matter what. Because for pretty much every leftist, evil is born of ignorance.

That's why they think the world of high technology and future, which is bound to be produced by high advances in technology spurred by highly intelligent individuals. And they firmly believe that anyone very intelligent will be naturally leftist and agree with them as some sort of "See? Smart people agree with me therefore i'm right!". This is why people like Bob and others that fawn over technological advancements think they are in the right side of history because their space utopia will be a leftist world. They don't factor supply lines, technological disasters, revolutions, shifts in population and many real things that will put a huge wrench in their plans.

And btw, i will rather be a frontiersman struggling to make it through every winter rather than living in a futuristic utopia.

Bobby knows Chinese demographics. And CRT is totally a grassroot movement.

It's amazing that for once, Bob is kind of right in this one. After all... Would you expect leftoid journalists to rally others against their own?. I would almost congratulate him if he wasn't a huge fuckup.

 

[The Valeyard]

Ethernals is a slow-burning story that keeps you on the edge of your seat.
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This is a face you can trust:
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If not pissing himself is considered an achievement by this soyboy, maybe he shouldn’t have bought the large soda when going to see a movie that is almost three hours?

Walter Chaw announces the Manifest Destiny of Disney.
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My issue is with Disney owning so much of the film industry, but you do you.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

No, no, I repeat NO: Cancel Culture has never existed. Not at all.

That he can be described best using a term that fell out of favor years ago is telling.

Now you're probably thinking "make_it_so, how can you say that while having a Captain Picard avatar and being a fanboy of Star Trek, a show that was all about a better future, and which Roddenberry and the show itself often said was something that people worked for?"

Oddly enough I wasn't, because your current avatar is Locutus, a perfect example of a group with both a very clear idea of what the better future is and a single-minded dedication to bringing it to pass.

Ethernals is a slow-burning story that keeps you on the edge of your seat.

I find it amusing that he's propping up a review calling it a slow-burner mere days after bitching at Dune for being slow.

But then, it's probably only slow for a Marvel film, which I guess means they cut the wisecrack-per-minute quota in half.

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Sorry, I just had a Demolition Man flashback to the "After the franchise wars, all restaurants are Taco Bell." scene except it ended with "all live-action movies are Marvel movies". Is... is this a glimpse of the Superior Future?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

On Bobcat Goldthwait, who stands in solidarity with marginalized trannies.

The guy who started his path to fame by shouting, grunting and mumbling like a retard is sucking up to the wokies?

Yeah, there's a shocker.

 

[Positron]

Chris has a confession to make: he used to idolize a certain genocidal maniac. Worse, he even thought him "human".
(And in case you miss every memo in the growing pile: CANCEL CULTURE IS NEVER REAL)



The "marginalized group" in question doesn't survive because they are mentally ill and engage in quite a few high-risk behaviors.


I wish more people can make lots of money by offending trannies.

 

[Mola Ram]

Chris has a confession to make: he used to idolize a certain genocidal maniac. Worse, he even thought him "human".
(And in case you miss every memo in the growing pile: CANCEL CULTURE IS NEVER REAL)
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The "marginalized group" in question doesn't survive because they are mentally ill and engage in quite a few high-risk behaviors.

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I wish more people can make lots of money by offending trannies.

Boston white trash pissing on a nigger for being uppity? Tale as old as time.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Chris has a confession to make: he used to idolize a certain genocidal maniac. Worse, he even thought him "human".
(And in case you miss every memo in the growing pile: CANCEL CULTURE IS NEVER REAL)
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The "marginalized group" in question doesn't survive because they are mentally ill and engage in quite a few high-risk behaviors.

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I wish more people can make lots of money by offending trannies.

Chris has family and a wife who doesn't work and he still refuses to let it sink in.

If Chapelle had met Brad Moser on a different stop of that same tour and kept in touch over the years, he could send a text claiming Chris' tweets make him feel unsafe and Brad Moser might fire him from the job he's had since college.

If he befriended Jack Conte while playing at Stanford, well, This Shitcanned the Chippa.

Cancel culture works when a big enough mob forms or a perfect 1:1 connection is made. It exists and it doesn't care about your AGI. It just wants you gone.

And that should be terrifying for anyone who's one text message away from government cheese.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Imagine being so hyper about tranny dick you only get mad when a comedian makes fun of uggo MTFS and not when he joked about every other group on earth.

I mean, Chris has a pig wife and oinklet chub kids, but wanting another man's penis in your asshole isn't an escape.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Imagine being so hyper about tranny dick you only get mad when a comedian makes fun of uggo MTFS and not when he joked about every other group on earth.

Tranny supporters get buttmad all the time anyone doesn't treat troons like fairy tale princesses. You cannot levy legit criticisim or any sort of joke about them because they have a skin as thin as wet smoking paper. The question is if Chris will eventually go for the "I would date a lovely trans female because they are tru and honest women".

 

[A Very Big Fish]

How can cancel culture exist if Chappelle hasn't killed himself yet? Checkmate believers.

 

[Mola Ram]

Tranny supporters get buttmad all the time anyone doesn't treat troons like fairy tale princesses. You cannot levy legit criticisim or any sort of joke about them because they have a skin as thin as wet smoking paper. The question is if Chris will eventually go for the "I would date a lovely trans female because they are tru and honest women".

I have a simple rule: if I can still see your five o'clock shadow through six layers of funeral parlor makeup, I am not calling you a woman.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reminder for Chris and Robert Chipman: Your respective lives fucking suck. You both admit to struggling with depression and other emotional problems. One of you has children. While you’re busy trying to tell celebrities how to live, your lives are getting worse. Literally nothing bad could come of you both deleting the Twitter app from your phones.

 

[Lensherr]

So remember how Bob was shitting on the new Dune movie?

Eat shit you Harkonnen reject.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Reminder for Chris and Robert Chipman: Your respective lives fucking suck. You both admit to struggling with depression and other emotional problems. One of you has children. While you’re busy trying to tell celebrities how to live, your lives are getting worse. Literally nothing bad could come of you both deleting the Twitter app from your phones.

Are you kidding? Twitter is Bob's life. Without Twitter, he has nothing and is nothing. With Twitter, he has a blue checkmark, and that means he's somebody, dammit!

So remember how Bob was shitting on the new Dune movie?

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Eat shit you Harkonnen reject.

The sequel was always coming. Bob's squealing could never change that.

 

[Adamska]

Chris has a confession to make: he used to idolize a certain genocidal maniac. Worse, he even thought him "human".
(And in case you miss every memo in the growing pile: CANCEL CULTURE IS NEVER REAL)
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The "marginalized group" in question doesn't survive because they are mentally ill and engage in quite a few high-risk behaviors.

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I wish more people can make lots of money by offending trannies.

Reminder that this Troon thirsting is from a man who's already married and has kids, meaning the Thirst Bob displays is a genetic failing of the Chipman clan.

Also if you liked Dave Chris, you'd be well aware of how un PC he always fucking was.

So remember how Bob was shitting on the new Dune movie?

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Eat shit you Harkonnen reject.

Of course Bob, the crayon eating retard that he is, hated a movie that according to a friend of mine is "one of a few recent films that justifies the big screen" and what he called best in the year.