Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"MCU doesn't have black and white morality"

God damn, Bob is so fucking stupid. The "shades of grey" in most MCU movies are so slightly off black and white that its hard to tell. Just because the Guardians of the Galaxy are lovable scoundrels doesn't mean that Hammer Man and Planet Man and their genocidal ambitions aren't clear cut bad guys.
 
That GOTG = Eternals comparison is nonsense. Firs, Marvel, even at its pek did not succeed in introducing everybody just on their name alone. Remember Inhumans. I know you don't. I will let you google that capeshit.

You're back? Few more things that GOTG had that Eternals does not have:
1. Good light space opera vibe
2. Colorful very distinct characters: You have ordinary man, muscular alien, green female alien, racoon and a tree. What do Eternals have? They all look like depressing people in spandex. I cant for the life of me see a difference between them. The 90s animated X-Men series knew this and made each one of them so distinct you could easily distinguish who is what, and they even used the opening credits to reinforce that. But no, generic black spandex all same looking people walking towards the camera trying to copyucat reservoir dogs is the same. Bleh.
3. Interesting background storyline which was important to entire overarching plot. What is the plot of phase 4? Up until now, it just females shouting they are really strong and no one cares.

Also, outside of the fandom bubble, no one cares about WandaVision or Loki or D-- shows. My friends at work were so into the Avengers they actually arranged an entire screening with meal when the first trailer of Infinity War anmd Endgame were released. Right now? They done even recognise who Scarlet Witch is. And if you tell them Sylvie or Agatha they will just go huh?
 
The morality of Marvel isn't Black and White because that would imply they have a sharp contrast between right and wrong. They don't. Not through complexity but through incompetence.

Scarlet Witch literally mindslaves an entire city? Well the Gov't is bad because they showed up to arrest her with guns. John Walker is the bad guy because he killed a terrorist who literally just murdered his partner and who have been burning people alive. The only intentionally gray character I can think of is Zemo. Willing to do horrible shit, but at least has a strong code that he doesn't breach. Granted he's wasted on the show he's in, but so it goes.

Another difference between GotG and the Eternals is that GotG has had great runs in the comics. The Abbnett and Lanning run is fantastic, and if you're looking for half decent capeshit, its pretty fun. I've mentioned it before, but the only time I saw the Eternals in a comic was a random issue of the xmen where Black Knight showed up and got a brief text box saying he was an Eternal.
 
Bobby had wanted to worm into Breadtube by befriending Coffin, himself a mere Breadtube hanger-on -- which is a bad tactic, not in the moral sense, but in the efficacy sense. Coffin told him to fuck off like Lindsay Ellis does, and Bobby holds a grudge to this day.

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If you don't defend trannies, or you don't cut your toxic friends out, you are stuck in the past:
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im getting more listeners and better social media engagement than this faggot 4 months in. dont quit your day job the shitta
 
If anything, many people today know that we can live very comfortably compared to old times, but we cannot live a fullfilling live under current conditions and that's what i think that kills a lot of people inside. I know i might be quoting Uncle Ted or Tyler, but living in an utopia where everything is perfect and handed over is a hollow thing. There is no real sense of achivement if you know that everything is Bob's politburo of Average Sized Meals. And if that utopia exists soley in order to fullfil every wish, Bob doesn't know that it would only make him more fat and more pissed since even if he destroyed the mayo ghouls, he would still need to aim his tard rage against someone because once his enemies are done, his life wouldn't magically become better.

Don't expect Bob to know what proper friendship means when he would most likely report his family to the Stasi if it meant another loaf of bread in his monthly rationing. Plus, knowing that Bob only trust in his own reasoning in order to know what's right or wrong, he would easily ditch friends the moment even the slightest disagreement appears. After all, most leftists think that people that are wrong are not wrong due to different cultural aspects, upbringing or events in their life that shaped them. They firmly believe that people that are wrong (and therefore, evil) are because they are not educated enough of because they are too dumb to get that education.

Friends can disagree and still stay friends. Friends can fight each other but still be friends despite the arguments. You stay with your friends unless they try to fuck you over voluntarily.
Bob's simplified understanding of friends, and family for that matter, tends to be "If you agree with me you're my friend; if you disagree with me you're neither friend nor family" (with disagreement defined as hardcore political disagreement like whether we should consider human feti as hyooman rather than non-entity things to be disposed of without either remorse or considering the consequences for society at large; not, say, a disagreement on how good/bad Dune was). Bob thinks that in order to even have enough in common to consider a person a friend, the things in common that actually have to be there, is lockstep political agreement that we must gas the Mayo CHUD MAGA Ghouls so they'll stop holding society back from achieving that just-out-of-reach Soopeeryah Fyootchah by simply expressing the view that hey, maybe the earliest stages of hyooman shouldn't be fecklessly disposable or denied any and all recognition of some form of rights. (Like say, the right to have some asshole prosecuted and thrown in jail for denying the mother the RIGHT to have a planned and wanted child and thus either killing her and thus the fetus as well, or causing a miscarriage against the mother's express wishes).

And this all, because Bob thinks he can't be friends with "the Enemy" that's allegedly out to gas all the minorities and troons in minecraft and make all the women handmaids of the tale, even though so few actually want the thing he thinks the "right" as a whole is entirely in the tank for. Good lord his thinking is so black-and-white it's not even funny.
This and his tweet yesterday about the baby being face down makes me believe he's never actually laid eyes on an irl child, ever. I mean he's definitely seen niece and nephew right? I have a vauge recollection of him holding his niece while wearing his fancy Mario sport coat though I may have that confused for the one where he's proudly holding up an Easter basket.
I maintain that Bob's beetus is eating his retinas as we speak, and thus couldn't see well enough to determine the position of the child on the bed properly. I do recall see him holding his neice pretty much over his shoulder one time when she was like 4. That was around the same time-ish as the easter basket fashion disaster pic.
 
The morality of Marvel isn't Black and White because that would imply they have a sharp contrast between right and wrong. They don't. Not through complexity but through incompetence.

Scarlet Witch literally mindslaves an entire city? Well the Gov't is bad because they showed up to arrest her with guns. John Walker is the bad guy because he killed a terrorist who literally just murdered his partner and who have been burning people alive.
That’s another reason why superheroes/fantasy heroes suck, the whole morality thing.

Like you said, Wanda mind-controlled an entire town, trapped the inhabitants inside and turned it into her own little fantasy world and the government are the bad guys?

That’s just bullshit.

They’re supposed to be the good guys but they act like criminals. But then again, they are criminals given the whole vigilante thing.

The only intentionally gray character I can think of is Zemo. Willing to do horrible shit, but at least has a strong code that he doesn't breach. Granted he's wasted on the show he's in, but so it goes.

I actually liked Zemo’s character in the MCU. I could understand his anger and his need for revenge. I don’t condone his actions but I understand why he what he did.

Plus, he was the one villain without special powers or weapons to defeat the Avengers. I mean, he tore the team apart from the inside.

I give him big respect for that.
 
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That GOTG = Eternals comparison is nonsense. Firs, Marvel, even at its pek did not succeed in introducing everybody just on their name alone. Remember Inhumans. I know you don't. I will let you google that capeshit.

You're back? Few more things that GOTG had that Eternals does not have:
1. Good light space opera vibe
2. Colorful very distinct characters: You have ordinary man, muscular alien, green female alien, racoon and a tree. What do Eternals have? They all look like depressing people in spandex. I cant for the life of me see a difference between them. The 90s animated X-Men series knew this and made each one of them so distinct you could easily distinguish who is what, and they even used the opening credits to reinforce that. But no, generic black spandex all same looking people walking towards the camera trying to copyucat reservoir dogs is the same. Bleh.
3. Interesting background storyline which was important to entire overarching plot. What is the plot of phase 4? Up until now, it just females shouting they are really strong and no one cares.

Also, outside of the fandom bubble, no one cares about WandaVision or Loki or D-- shows. My friends at work were so into the Avengers they actually arranged an entire screening with meal when the first trailer of Infinity War anmd Endgame were released. Right now? They done even recognise who Scarlet Witch is. And if you tell them Sylvie or Agatha they will just go huh?
Not to mention the pretty good comedy, solid lineup of actors and highly memorable soundtrack. Whatever problems it had, GotG is just plain memorable, even from the trailers you could see that.

Bob is convinced that simply having the Marvel brand attached to it made GotG immediately popular, rather than any of its qualities as a film. And perhaps even worse, he thinks that this is a good thing.
 
Also, another Moviebob reference from the same thread:
Bet you Blobert couldn't handle the recoil from that NES Zapper lol!

I can't read this. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Oouσpotoupcpøo?
Fuck me, neither can I lol! Niggas writing the tagline in fucking greek or whatever language Miko speaks lol!

im getting more listeners and better social media engagement than this faggot 4 months in. dont quit your day job the shitta
Manbaby is too busy ignoring all of his fatherly duties making yet another podcast for his faithful 3 or 4 listeners, he can't talk to you right now lol!
 
Dave Chappelle is willing to negotiate with terrorists, but only on his own terms.
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I trust Bobby's lived experience of getting pissy when being called out by young people.

Nutters are still deliberating which Marxist class do the brutally oppressed Netflix employees belong to. MOS thinks higher income is meaningless as far as class identity is concerned.
(The beginning of the thread if you care for the context; MOS's straw-Marxism continues here)
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No, no, I repeat NO: Cancel Culture has never existed. Not at all.
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Radical feminist Dr. Julia Long questions the term "gender identity extremists" because she thinks all trannies, even those "nice" trannies who claims to be peace-loving, keeping-to-themselves type, still insist that they are women and demand everyone recognize them as such. She considers this an extremist position so there cannot be such a thing as "gender identity moderates".

For this, Bobby declares Long "non-human":
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Facebook has a "rightward tilt", because, according to WSJ (archived) "Right-wing sites are consistently among the best-performing publishers on the platform in terms of engagement"
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Remember how some poor congresswoman almost got murdered by her colleague on 6 Jan?
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Simping George Takei:
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"Environmental eugenics":
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The tail end of the convo about MCU's supposed grey morality:
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Killing trillions of people is bad in itself? Sure you jest! The Superior Future will not happen without blood sacrifice.

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Fairly small amount of food.
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"stay stuck in the past" says the guy with a raging hard on for Blockbuster Video.
Ah, Blockbuster. A rental chain that stamped out personality and buried a lot of local businesses and any potential neighborhood color. Half the thrill of working at a video store is stories involving the adult section, and squeakily sanitized Blockbuster didn't even have that going for it.

Creative Chris here can't figure out why that Patreon just won't grow. He's doing five podcasts about the video rental equivalent of Applebee's. Hear his suspenseful, heart-wrenching tales as his store only received 18 copies of Speed 2: Cruise Control when the downtown store got 21! Did Nighttime Weekend Assistant Manager Chris Chipman have to refer a customer to another location? You'll have to listen next week to find out!
 
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