Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The host of Sky News Australia gives a belated rebuttal to Greta Thunberg: it is not the older generation that "stole her childhood and her dreams": her generation is the biggest consoomer ever.
Bobby's way out of the dilemma is elegance itself: if we forbid the ghouls from reproducing, Thinkers will not need to give up their luxuries and Mother Earth won't break a sweat!
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I'll give Moviebob credit and give him this: He hasn't mated and produced any offspring. That alone means he's doing his part to keep Boston's air quality from being marginally breathable to faceskin-meltingly toxic.



Yellow fever. Apparently Bobby thinks it is okay to turn a rainforest into miserable concrete cell blocks:
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If a social credit system is what Moviebob wants, well... let's just say that these apartment complexes are well above and outside of what Bob will ever be able to achieve.



Cyber-censorship. Tools are morally neutral yada yada.
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I agree with Moviebob here: I do fear the idea of technological weapons placed in the wrong hands. It's why I dread to imagine what kind of unliveable wasteland would come from Moviebob ever getting access to that big red button that says "LAUNCH".



Yet when a similar doomsday-for-our-opponents rhetoric is used by someone from the GOP, Bobby can easily identify it as puerile:
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I'd say Moviebob is acting like a 5-year-old when he wrote this, but I don't want to insult kindergarteners by bringing their education level down to Bob's.



Let's take a detour to Netflix because of a term that will become contentious. Peter Coffin and Haz are right about the Netflix tranny "walkout"; Bobby is on altogether wrong premises; continues to mistake the hissy-fit as "labor dispute". Note the term "PMC" and how Haz uses it; it might prove important soon:
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In the world of Internet humor, the name Moviebob is both the setup and the punchline.



I ignored this thread for weeks, came back and absolutely nothing has changed except Robert is more enraged. Will it be a massive coronary, stroke, or choking on a ham sandwich that kills him?
Moviebob's too stupid to have a brain and too evil to have a heart, so I'll place my wager on the ham sandwich (with a side of two quarter-pound burgers, forty chicken nuggets, two pounds/one KG of fries, and six liters' worth of Mountain Dew).
 
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ok fine. Youre right in theory, but "legislating from the bench" has been a thing for almost the entirety of our history.

Look no further than our Civil Rights. Sure a lot of them were made by laws, but in school and really in a real sense, they were solidified by court cases
To be fair, the most powerful tool of the Judicial Branch: Judicial Review of any law that manages to catch the USSC's eye, was largely self-granted. It's not spelled out in the Constitution

As the Founders envisioned the Supreme Court (and the lower courts that would feed it cases) the court would only ever be needed when two states had a boundary dispute, or two courts had a jurisdictional dispute.

The idea that the supreme court would have to nullify the decrees of a government branch because it overreached the Constitution, like the CDC claiming it has authority to void the rental contracts between tenants and landlords? Would've been seen as ludicrous.

The idea that the government should, would or legally could create such a thing as the CDC in the first place and empower it to directly mess with citizen lives without their direct input would've made them vomit, no sane citizen would put up with that. We don't need to empower the court to strike it down, surely the average man will do that first.


Yellow fever. Apparently Bobby thinks it is okay to turn a rainforest into miserable concrete cell blocks:
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Government : Capital Punishment for littering
People: Isn't that excessive? What's it say when a government declares a citizen's life is worth the same as a gum wrapper in the wrong place?
Bob: You have a problem with clean streets? Can you show me a documented case where a dead man littered?
 
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MovieBob used to be way less angry. He was still bitter about his Highschool bullies, but he figured "hey, I ultimately won! I'm doing so much better in life than they are!" and then GamerGate happened, and now everyone in it was an extension of his bullies. But even though it made him even angrier and bitter, it was solely focused on just this one issue. He convinced himself, like many shitlibs, that the world at the time was getting more and more progressive just by the laws of nature, and that they were the last dying gasp of the "old" world. So, he was pissy, but it was controlled.

Then, of course, Trump happened. The world wasn't slowly becoming what he wanted it to be just because he wanted it, and now he considered half the country his bullies. Now he wants them to be destroyed and is cheering on corporate fascism to do it. Because ever since GamerGate, he was robbed of the mental victory he had, and his pool of enemies has only increased in size.
 
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Bob doesn't believe in morality.
Everything is a linear progression, and you're either onboard or deserve to be left behind.
You can go forward, which is towards technological utopia, or regress backwards into nature.

This explains a lot. It explains why he thinks that he can use things other people think are "bad" as tools. It explains the "no bad tactics, only bad targets" quote. It explains why everything is a Great Leap Forward, it explains why building giant concrete brutalist structures is preferable to living in nature to Bob.

Good or bad? that's just an "esoteric thought exercise". All that matters is if the result will lead to Bob's vision of the future. This explains the lack of spirituality as well. In this sense, God is a concept that is in the way. Human nature is in the way. Nature itself is in the way.

You, trying not to have 5G advertisements beamed directly into your afternoon nap on your private property, are in the way.
"MAKE WAY FOR THE HOMO SUPERIOR."
Bob is coming. Hide your traditions, hide your freedom, hide your property. Bob is coming and hes riding a Boston Dynamics robot.

It's really too bad that Bob can't see that "progress" is not a religion. Technology is not a moral system, its not a principle, its not even a human thought. If technological progress is inevitable, it merely shows that it is a side-effect of humans working together in civilization. No technological dystopia filled with electricity and lights ever made man as happy as seeing his own child for the first time. No technological dystopia can fulfill the emptiness in the human soul.
 
MovieBob used to be way less angry. He was still bitter about his Highschool bullies, but he figured "hey, I ultimately won! I'm doing so much better in life than they are!" and then GamerGate happened, and now everyone in it was an extension of his bullies. But even though it made him even angrier and bitter, it was solely focused on just this one issue. He convinced himself, like many shitlibs, that the world at the time was getting more and more progressive just by the laws of nature, and that they were the last dying gasp of the "old" world. So, he was pissy, but it was controlled.

Then, of course, Trump happened. The world wasn't slowly becoming what he wanted it to be just because he wanted it, and now he considered half the country his bullies. Now he wants them to be destroyed and is cheering on corporate fascism to do it. Because ever since GamerGate, he was robbed of the mental victory he had, and his pool of enemies has only increased in size.

I think he was also believing he would lose his virginity before he hit 40. Some 4/10 at a con he went to would wear the right cosplay and notice who he was and she'd shoot up to a 7/10 in his eyes and finally score on a drunk one night stand. But his own progressive beliefs have been killing hookup culture and his youtube channel stagnates and he won't stop drinking. The latter is what I really think has taken hold thanks to the conversation here the past month or so that I can't believe I didn't see it sooner, he had so many other glaring failings good old alcoholism seemed too simple for the man who outsmarts his childhood psychiatrists.
 
Wandavision didn't exist in a vacuum, Bob.

It was a spin-off featuring characters that had appeared in Avengers movies that made a billion dollars worldwide, released during a global pandemic that had people locked indoors.

Go ahead and put that in a script for MatPat. It'll be completely wrong of course.

Hayden Christensen can appear as Anakin Skywalker in the Ahsoka series because he became a Force ghost at the end of RotJ.
 
Looking forward Bob's Eternals review. Reviews right now for it are all over the place and it has the lowest MCU rotten tomatoes score since 2013. Because somehow Thor 2 still has overall positive reviews.

Bob will most likely trip over himself talking about how awesome the Asian lady director is and barely talk about the product itself.
"To be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to understand The Eternals"
MovieBob used to be way less angry. He was still bitter about his Highschool bullies, but he figured "hey, I ultimately won! I'm doing so much better in life than they are!" and then GamerGate happened, and now everyone in it was an extension of his bullies. But even though it made him even angrier and bitter, it was solely focused on just this one issue. He convinced himself, like many shitlibs, that the world at the time was getting more and more progressive just by the laws of nature, and that they were the last dying gasp of the "old" world. So, he was pissy, but it was controlled.

Then, of course, Trump happened. The world wasn't slowly becoming what he wanted it to be just because he wanted it, and now he considered half the country his bullies. Now he wants them to be destroyed and is cheering on corporate fascism to do it. Because ever since GamerGate, he was robbed of the mental victory he had, and his pool of enemies has only increased in size.
I'd say it was his first firing that really got him going. He was worried that it meant his end since he didn't have the work ethic to do regular videos without a check and he was getting into a lot of twitter fights and losing. He eventually calmed down a little when he got hired by Geek but Trump did bring back the bile.
I think he was also believing he would lose his virginity before he hit 40. Some 4/10 at a con he went to would wear the right cosplay and notice who he was and she'd shoot up to a 7/10 in his eyes and finally score on a drunk one night stand. But his own progressive beliefs have been killing hookup culture and his youtube channel stagnates and he won't stop drinking. The latter is what I really think has taken hold thanks to the conversation here the past month or so that I can't believe I didn't see it sooner, he had so many other glaring failings good old alcoholism seemed too simple for the man who outsmarts his childhood psychiatrists.
As if Bob would condescend to put his penis in anything less than an eight. He is Bob Chipman, he deserves only the best.

Though as he gets older, his standards are dropping.
 
The thing about automation that smoothbrains like Bob don't understand is, there are a lot of tasks that are really easy for humans to do, but machines still fail at them constantly.

Let's set aside movement and coordination for a moment and talk about something else that remains complicated for computers: vision. Humans are capable of a wide variety of visual tasks completely intuitively, going far beyond just looking at a thing and knowing what it is. We can enter a darkened room that we've been in before, automatically call up from memory what the room's layout looked like, and accurately navigate through it with little issue (assuming that something didn't change since the last time we entered, like a toy being left on the floor). We can look at a scene and instantly pick out important data, adapting to new circumstances in real time, like staying within the lines on a road and avoiding other vehicles. Our eyes operate in a wide variety of conditions, and we can pick out the same material or object in different light levels easily. There's just a ridiculous amount of things that our eyes can do.

Computers, meanwhile, struggle with these basic tasks. Advancements are made, to be sure, but there's still a lot of work to be done. It takes time for a robot to build a mental map, and it still fails frequently, so many times they're just programmed with the room's layout. Self-driving cars are improving, but they can still fail catastrophically when they interpret their data incorrectly, sometimes with fatal results. A camera can mess up if placed in a different setting and give a computer incorrect readings, causing it to make the wrong decisions. It doesn't matter how much power you pack into a computer or how good your sensors are; at the end of the day, they're simply nowhere near where they need to be to replace humans in most work. And if the computer can't see as well as a person, how are they going to be able to replace one?

This and other "easy for humans, hard for machines" tasks are why you continue to see automation predominantly in very repetitive industrial applications, like spot welders on assembly lines. Anything that's rigidly controlled with little to no variance, all you have to do is just program a specific set of motions and turn the line on. We're years away from robots being able to replace humans for more complex tasks, probably decades, and not for lack of trying.

In a nutshell, for all of Bobby's "tick-tock"ing blue collar workers whenever he sees a cool robot video from Boston Dynamics or elsewhere, his wet dreams of the Mayo Ghouls being forever put out of work by their machine overlords will never come true in his lifetime. He'll stew in rage that he's not living in his jetpack future until the day he finally succumbs to the betus, heart failure, liver failure, or any number of other diseases he's doing nothing to avoid. And truly, I'm glad; if there were anyone who deserves not to see their dreams come true, it's Moviebob.

So keep shaking those impotent fists, Bob. We'll be here to mock you every single time.
It amazes me that MovieBob is such a stan for Robocop without realizing that these exact issues you brought up are importnat theme. And that the entire franchise basically puts his entire vision as part of OCP ideaology.
 
It amazes me that MovieBob is such a stan for Robocop without realizing that these exact issues you brought up are importnat theme. And that the entire franchise basically puts his entire vision as part of OCP ideaology.
He only sees the robot man shooting bad guys and never went beyond that mental level. He truly is a mentally challenged baby.
 
I've noticed Bob snarks at peter coffin a lot. I wonder if it's because Pete realized that woke online posturing/id centric leftwing is self defeating ergo reveals bobs online efforts to be a joke or if it's because he rejected breadtube who Bob desperately wishes liked him.
Bobby had wanted to worm into Breadtube by befriending Coffin, himself a mere Breadtube hanger-on -- which is a bad tactic, not in the moral sense, but in the efficacy sense. Coffin told him to fuck off like Lindsay Ellis does, and Bobby holds a grudge to this day.

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If you don't defend trannies, or you don't cut your toxic friends out, you are stuck in the past:
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Robert and his clan are annoyed other comics aren't throwing Chappelle under the bus and thereby doing the work for them.

Love Chappelle or hate him, he gave a middle finger to the woke brigade and there's nothing they can do about it except saber rattle into canceling themselves for going after a POC.

Can you imagine the field day Bobby and his clan of gutless wonders would've had if this was a Bill Hicks clip that resurfaced? They'd be kicking in his family grave as we speak.
 
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Chris Chipman’s boner for the stoner tranny is very revealing. He can’t stand to be with his wife and children, seeking solace in the arms of a troon pothead and multiple podcasts nobody watches. His marriage isn’t long for this world, unless Sarah is the kind of sicko who’d proudly support her trans “wife” for woke points — and I suspect she is.
 
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BlubberCast ova there is correct in describing the completely artificial cultural shift, the early 2010's were all about edgyness, the middle to late parts of the decade had this radical woke shift just after Occupy Wall Street happened. It is weird indeed!

He is also a fucking retard, there is no such thing as being "left behind" for disagreeing with the consensus, dark humor is still funny no matter what some retards with blue checkmarks have to say about it, opinions aren't unquestionable monolyths and neither are activists. If people always acted like the Chipmans, Democracy wouldn't be a thing as opinions aren't supposed to be unquestionable. No wonder these fat fucks love China so much!

Love Chappelle or hate him, he gave a middle finger to the woke brigade and there's nothing they can do about it except saber rattle into canceling themselves for going after a POC.

Chapelle is one of the few who told the untouchable troon militants to fuck off and it really got under their skin. These retards only have power as long as you bow to them, and Chapelle not only didn't do anything wrong, but he also made a point of showing how powerless those retards when people don't listen to them!

MovieBlob and his ilk are every bit as hateful as the bigots they project their hate on, they just display these feelings in public as it is more socially acceptable, you won't see any blue checkmarks coming to protest at Blobert's basement when comes out asking for genocide. Chapelle is their natural enemy in this context as he is the one making the "righteous ones" show their true colors!
 
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I was expecting something about horror needing more trans inclusivity or something. I was not expecting a "I'm sick of being oppressed because I do the doobies. Post a spooky selfie of you doing a dude weed lmao and I'll give out free tickets to my shit movie con". That was hilarious.
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A man made hatchet wound has been drawn in the sand. Just look out bigots or you won't get invited on one of lesser brother's 7 podcasts or the 13 other in the Fireside Alliance talking about the same damn thing!

I just realized that Brian Webber, The Real Human Arkle, has been doing podcasts for over a decade about the same retarded stuff that lesser brother and friends do. I now want him to be part of lesser brother's circle jerk. THAT is a cow crossover I can get behind.
 
The host of Sky News Australia gives a belated rebuttal to Greta Thunberg: it is not the older generation that "stole her childhood and her dreams": her generation is the biggest consoomer ever.
Bobby's way out of the dilemma is elegance itself: if we forbid the ghouls from reproducing, Thinkers will not need to give up their luxuries and Mother Earth won't break a sweat!
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Robert's "simple" solution to an actual conundrum is not surprisingly a mass genocide.

Yellow fever. Apparently Bobby thinks it is okay to turn a rainforest into miserable concrete cell blocks:
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Um, anywhere where the state doesn't own gigantic tracts of land, Robert. In the free world, developers have to acquire land rights from pre-existing owners which limits their ability to construct what from this photo appears to be blocks upon blocks of identical concrete towers. Even in Sim City this isn't a viable construction strategy!

Cyber-censorship. Tools are morally neutral yada yada.
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Robert comes out for the banning of tools in the "hands of the wrong people" on a stupid Whig history basis.

Jack is quite libertarian that's why Twitter continues to allow you (and others) to vomit all over it up to including calls for mass genocide, Robert. Zuckerberg's ideology is more nuanced but is definitely not libertarian.

You know what the Dems and their voters need this moment? RAGE!!!!!
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"Also get rid of gerrymandering and Texas would be Blue America either already or..."

Texas has not voted for a Democrat statewide since 1994, and that was still the year George W. Bush beat "the most popular governor in America" Ann Richards in the governors race.
Not all is well over the Dem voter camp: there's no love lost between poor and middle-class lefties, and the discord hinges on the mysterious PMCs.
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The concept behind a PMC dates back to 1940, it was a non-political observation about a group of people within a bureaucracy. In the 1970s, the left picked it up and found there was a useful critique in the concept of those who purport to be on the left but essentially only vote for the empowerment of the bureaucracy they personally benefit from.

It's not a "red/brown" conspiracy, there is simply a segment of the "right" which having been marinated in left terminology via academia/media has realized there's a critique in favor of workers that can be made from the right. The freedom of modern discourse on the internet has led to left and right realizing there's an alliance to be made here whereas in the past they would have never seen each other's work.
 
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