Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[A Detachable Penis]

She should be doing that anyway.

If she actually was some green witch like she so claims, her yard could already be renaturalized. She could do the upkeep and replanting and trimming for her parents who wouldn't mind so long as she fucking did a chore once in her life.

 

[redbarchetta]

So when her parents finally pass and they leave her the house ect, how long do you think itll take before she loses it? Or straight up sells it?

It won’t take long I’m sure. Considering she’s practically allergic to responsibility I really doubt she’s going to be ready for homeownership.

That's why she's been frequently talking about meeting with a supported decision making facilitator. Mama and Papa Cianfriglia have obviously begun the process to put in place handlers who will take care of her and their estate, and make sure she doesn't wind up on the streets when they're gone. It's a less restrictive version of conservatorship that's considered a more ethical alternative as the sped retains all legal and civil rights, and there is a pilot project for this in NY (SDMNY).

 

[Gilkore]

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Nigga go to the store and make that shit yourself for a lot less than FOUR DOLLARS per 1.6 ounce serving.

MATI tbh, but reminder that this bitch with the solidly middle-class parents living rent free and eating $4 candy bars and foofoo gut health "soda" also ebegs and whines about not getting sufficient govt handouts.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

MATI tbh, but reminder that this bitch with the solidly middle-class parents living rent free and eating $4 candy bars and foofoo gut health "soda" also ebegs and whines about not getting sufficient govt handouts.

But which is more important... hipster "healthy" soda and candy bars or artisanal donuts? When will the oppression of the government not paying for hipster junkfood end???

 

[Proinsias]

Can’t quote the post with the screenshot ATM but I just hate how when staph talks about her ghost husbands, she feels the need to clarify that they're “not human”. While everyone in the thread knows she’s always talking about her special imaginary friends, I can totally see some random reading that and thinking she means an animal or something equally disturbing.

Edited to add: it’s not very punk of you to support amazon when it isn’t a dire necessity, yarrow :/

 

[Miss Misery]

MATI tbh, but reminder that this bitch with the solidly middle-class parents living rent free and eating $4 candy bars and foofoo gut health "soda" also ebegs and whines about not getting sufficient govt handouts.

It's not even a CANDY bar. It's fucking dates, cocoa powder, and coconut. You couldn't pay me $4 to eat that thing.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Edgy.


Someone sent her some dumb shit from carpetbagger.org (don't pozload my neghole y'all!)

 

[A Detachable Penis]

She... wrote erotic fanfiction about a ghost while she sat around in a haunted house.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

[L/A]
How can you love doing something you've never and will never accomplish?

[L/A]

[L/A]

[L/A]

[L/A]
Woah—a healthy ingredient in Yarrow's cake? Toss it.

Spoiler: Picrews

She looks like an older woman in this one so I'll let her have it.

Spoiler: Reblog

 

[Troonologist PhD]

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Edgy.
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Someone sent her some dumb shit from carpetbagger.org (don't pozload my neghole y'all!)
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Do you think she pooped herself in terror after seeing this?

 

[Snack Cracker]

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How can you love doing something you've never and will never accomplish?
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Woah—a healthy ingredient in Yarrow's cake? Toss it.

Spoiler: Picrews

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She looks like an older woman in this one so I'll let her have it.
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Spoiler: Reblog

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Wait, so naturalist forager hedge witch cottagecore Staph would throw a CAKE colored with beet juice in the trash?
First of all she’s lying, she couldn’t turn down a cake if it was near her.
And beet juice has LONG been used as a coloring and continues to be used that way, it’s pretty much the number one replacement for using red 40/cochineal beetle coloring.
It’s even used in some natural cosmetics.

Much vegetarian and open mind and wow.

 

[forgotten corn]

Wait, so naturalist forager hedge witch cottagecore Staph would throw a CAKE colored with beet juice in the trash?
First of all she’s lying, she couldn’t turn down a cake if it was near her.
And beet juice has LONG been used as a coloring and continues to be used that way, it’s pretty much the number one replacement for using red 40/cochineal beetle coloring.
It’s even used in some natural cosmetics.

Much vegetarian and open mind and wow.

I think she’s too stupid to realize the beets are for coloring and probably thinks it’s a beet flavored cake or something

 

[Snack Cracker]

I think she’s too stupid to realize the beets are for coloring and probably thinks it’s a beet flavored cake or something

I guess she does need all those witchy naturalist books on Amazon because that’s base level information.

 

[#1DeathFat]

I know our marvelous OP @Hamplanet Fitness normally does Twitter roundups of Steph’s exceptional tweets, but this one was just too good not to post individually:

 

[Meowzers]

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How can you love doing something you've never and will never accomplish?
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Woah—a healthy ingredient in Yarrow's cake? Toss it.

Spoiler: Picrews

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She looks like an older woman in this one so I'll let her have it.
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Spoiler: Reblog

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am i out of the loop but what's that pairing? at first glance i thought it was jesus x will graham, lol

I know our marvelous OP @Hamplanet Fitness normally does Twitter roundups of Steph’s exceptional tweets, but this one was just too good not to post individually:

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i can never get over how speddy she looks in this. she's like the world's saddest homestuck cosplayer at the rec center for bingo. you had a punk jacket, why didn't you wear that? also, punk isn't a costume, it's a lifestyle, stop appropriating their culture...

 

[bulimiavomit]

I know our marvelous OP @Hamplanet Fitness normally does Twitter roundups of Steph’s exceptional tweets, but this one was just too good not to post individually:

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It's like she didn't even try. Cmom Staph, find a beginner's SFX tutorial! Slapping some grey and red facepaint on doesn't make you look like a zombie, it makes you look like a sped kid who got into mommy's makeup.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

am i out of the loop but what's that pairing? at first glance i thought it was jesus x will graham, lol

Nandor x Guillermo from the TV show "What We Do in the Shadows".

Re: zombie punk costume: she looks like one of those faggy Homestuck kids from however long ago that was. So ironic that she resembles her number one enemy, a Troll.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I know our marvelous OP @Hamplanet Fitness normally does Twitter roundups of Steph’s exceptional tweets, but this one was just too good not to post individually:

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That’s the most low effort zombie I’ve seen in a while, it looks like she bought a zombie themed greasepaint pallet and just smeared it all over her face.
There’s no artistry there.
Even in a pinch FX makeup can be done without silicone and prosthetics, separated sheets of facial tissue bunched a bit with eyelash glue and then with makeup over it is pretty decent for lacerations and scars.

Punk’s dead and Staphanie/cripple punks killed it.

 

[Prosopagnosia]

I know our marvelous OP @Hamplanet Fitness normally does Twitter roundups of Steph’s exceptional tweets, but this one was just too good not to post individually:

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What a wonderful sticker this picture could be.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I know our marvelous OP @Hamplanet Fitness normally does Twitter roundups of Steph’s exceptional tweets, but this one was just too good not to post individually:

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She looks like shes in a costume contest in the special education department