Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bookish]

Funny she can still play the wronged, 'but, she broke my heart!', angle even after saying they werent happy, she misses nothing of being in a relationship with her, they were not having sex, she's glad she's gone, she thought she deserved that (mediocre) love and now realizes she doesn't, AND that is scared her to think they'd still be together if Becky hadn't broken up with her.

The break up has also shown that some people were right about Becky's grifting ways. Even in Amber's almost absence, it continues.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Fucking stupid ambabies with the "It wasnt ur job to look after becky!!1 " shite when Giveeenlynn here talks about what a kind, generous, loving girlfriend she is but gets nothing in return.

It might not have been Amber's job to look after Becky, but it was liderully Becky's job to look after Amber.

 

[peach tea]

This live is just more proof that she absolutely fucking hates YouTube but she has to keep doing it because she’s too stupid/lazy/starved for attention to do anything else.

The fact that she went live around noon wasn’t an accident. She knows that most of her audience was well into the work/school day and her overseas audience probably isn’t a huge percentage of her views anyway. She gave up the potential for a ton of pick-me super chats so that she could make the stream super short and avoid answering any new questions.

I am just waiting for the day when she finally goes broke and has a breakdown but let’s be real, it’s probably not gonna happen any time soon. Her audience is obsessed whether they admit it or not.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

What if Amber actually loses his YouTube career because her forum was removed? I think half if not most of all her traffic and views to her YouTube videos were coming primarily directly from the kiwi farms. This forum was her life line, the one keeping her afloat, the thing that helped to keep bringing back the people and new viewers and when new people joined this kiwifarms forum they would notice ambers board on here and then Amber getting more views from this. But with her sub forum on here removed what options does she even have left really? How can she get more viewers and prevent losing the ones she has without this sub forum. She took her forum for granted for so long and just assumed that it would remain here for life, I bet she was shocked as hell when she woke up in morning and came to read news posts about herself only to discover it was gone! She should have tried harder to keep Becky living with her to keep the forum on here. But she kept taking Becky for granted too just like the forum, she just kept assuming that Becky would never be capable of leaving. She thought Becky was too passive and helpless. If it weren’t for those two lesbians Becky moved in with maybe Becky would still be a prisoner of ambers to this very day. I still can’t get over how she quit optavia so fast without even actually trying it even tho she wasted so much time hyping it up and talking about it beforehand even wasting money on it then not even bothering to actually try it! Huge massive binge on first day of optavia. Her attempt was like a joke attempt not even a serious real attempt, I can’t really accept it as a real attempt. And then she got cancer and made cancer the more boring thing in the world when she could have at least gave more details about it or something. It made my mind go insane when I learned that she could not lay on the machine for the testing for her cancer because she was way too fat and she did not even Think about even attempting to lose to get that test and instead just kept eating and would not lose weight to get the rest for the cancer she don’t even know if she has cancer. Her losing her forum was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to her in her whole life and may end up being her downfall and she may even lose YouTube now because she lost this forum. She shouldn’t have allowed it to get to the point where she lost the forum. She wasn’t thinking ahead at all when she did that.

I didn’t even know who or what “The Farm” was when I found Galapagoslynn almost 4 years ago. Most people in the comments don’t fuck with the farms at all, or if they do it’s to get the dirt then they go and sperg in her comment section. The Farms has neither hurt Her nor helped her really. Her views were fairly consistent until Chintal showed up in all of her death fat glory, and rained down on liarlynn party. The problem here is that Hammy thinks too highly of herself to do what Chinny does. She can’t and won’t expose herself like that. ALR is a full blown narcissist who must control how she’s seen (or thinks she’s in control at least). I’m definitely curious how fatty is gonna roll away from all this but I don’t see her channel at this point in time not bringing in some decent income. Is it as much as she’s used to making? Obviously not but as the old saying goes It ain’t over until Hamberlynn Reia sings

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Tried watching the archive and it paused after about four minutes because my wifi dropped for a second. Didn't bother refreshing. I genuinely cannot even remember what she was talking about, my brain just filtered it as well as a Brita does with water.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

She's the green gunge in the filtration system of life.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

This live is just more proof that she absolutely fucking hates YouTube but she has to keep doing it because she’s too stupid/lazy/starved for attention to do anything else.

The fact that she went live around noon wasn’t an accident. She knows that most of her audience was well into the work/school day and her overseas audience probably isn’t a huge percentage of her views anyway. She gave up the potential for a ton of pick-me super chats so that she could make the stream super short and avoid answering any new questions.

I am just waiting for the day when she finally goes broke and has a breakdown but let’s be real, it’s probably not gonna happen any time soon. Her audience is obsessed whether they admit it or not.

She's played herself in terms of employment in more ways than that.

Potential employers will definitely Google her name and think twice when they see so many results come up.

Then if they click any video links, they'll see compilation after compilation of her being useless, lazy, dumb and nasty and will immediately go for another candidate.

 

[dfranki723]

They'll probably (hopefully) also come across the clips of her being a disrespectful, unhygienic creep at that care home she stunk out.

Bitch wouldn't even be wanted in retail.

 

[Poop Bun]

They'll probably (hopefully) also come across the clips of her being a disrespectful, unhygienic creep at that care home she stunk out.

I think you mean “dispectful”.

 

[C3PBRO]

Sorry guys I started reading Scottie for examples of Amberlynn being terrible at describing stuff, and I can't stop.

There's ninety one chapters of this, please send help.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@C3PBRO Stop. Stop immediately and put the.....thing wot you is reading on down immediately.

Because you are funny. And we need you. And it would be terrible. If you started writing like this. And Amber is fat. And we can't persuade any of the boys. To have sex with her. Which is amazing really. I'm stopping now. Because this is actually painful. Roses are red. Grass is green. Publishers await her oeuvre. With baited breath.


Eta: whatdefuck is a "well doctor?" Do doctors treat wells? What ailments could wells possibly suffer from and you absolute bastard, you have sucked me in now HEEEEEEEEEELP

 

[CarbieDoll]

Simple, short sentences, no descriptives. It reads like a 3rd grader's first written story.

 

[C3PBRO]

@C3PBRO Stop. Stop immediately and put the.....thing wot you is reading on down immediately.

Because you are funny. And we need you. And it would be terrible. If you started writing like this. And Amber is fat. And we can't persuade any of the boys. To have sex with her. Which is amazing really. I'm stopping now. Because this is actually painful. Roses are red. Grass is green. Publishers await her oeuvre. With baited breath.

Sorry I just can't, old friend. I just found proof that she wrote this in the last four years and not when she was 17 like she tells everyone she did. Or maybe she did write it when she was 17 and this is some sort of twisted almanac of the Amberverse. Who knows what else I might find. Amber's other adopted brother. The journal with the free pen we saw that one time. Or Becky's ears.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She should stick to the classic advice for any writer; Write what you know.

So in Ambers case; write nothing.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I totally forgot that Amber allegedly has a crush on Miley Cyrus. How funny that her pea brain thinks “Miley and Amber” long before her and Becky.

Im picturing her at the computer now. “Oh! I should mention Becky and me to make it look like we’re actually dating and not that she doesn’t just wipe my ass! *types “Becky and Lynn”* I’m so smart!”

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

@C3PBRO

Eta: whatdefuck is a "well doctor?" Do doctors treat wells? What ailments could wells possibly suffer from and you absolute bastard, you have sucked me in now HEEEEEEEEEELP

You know how the correct response for "How are you doing?" is "Well." instead of "Good."? Maybe this "writer" thought "Well Doctor" could replace "Good Doctor" ? But well is an adverb while good is an adjective and person is retarded but probably wanted to sound smart? I don't know man. I'm trying.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Sorry I just can't, old friend. I just found proof that she wrote this in the last four years and not when she was 17 like she tells everyone she did. Or maybe she did write it when she was 17 and this is some sort of twisted almanac of the Amberverse. Who knows what else I might find. Amber's other adopted brother. The journal with the free pen we saw that one time. Or Becky's ears.
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She mentions H1N1 in the previous post you made. The world H1N1 Swine Flu epidemic was 2009/2010. The terminology wouldn't have been widely used by the public before it became a public health crisis.

It was very newsworthy at the time.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

You know how the correct response for "How are you doing?" is "Well." instead of "Good."? Maybe this "writer" thought "Well Doctor" could replace "Good Doctor" ? But well is an adverb while good is an adjective and person is exceptional but probably wanted to sound smart? I don't know man. I'm trying.

I remember people on here trying to figure out her Twitter handle mustbepearls’s meaning and origin. The best theory involved the phrase “pearls before swine” if I remember correctly.

Amber does look like the sort to attempt to bend on phrases and the whatnot, only you have to have much more writing experience and raw talent to even do that semi well.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I love how this is all people she knows, and the first partnering is her and Miley. Bet Miley can't contain her lesbiotic self, she's oiling herself up for Amby as we speak!

She's included people that have only been around a few years, like Nena. Unless, of course, Krystle just happened to get together with the unusually-spelled Nena ten years later entirely by coincidence. Yes, that'll be it.


@C3PBRO at least we are now staring into the abyss together. As long as we don't split up we'll be fine (always works in slasher films, right. Right?)

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

You know how the correct response for "How are you doing?" is "Well." instead of "Good."? Maybe this "writer" thought "Well Doctor" could replace "Good Doctor" ? But well is an adverb while good is an adjective and person is exceptional but probably wanted to sound smart? I don't know man. I'm trying.

She does this a lot, actually.

It's a fun, if autistic, game to sit down and try to work out the thesaurus trail sometimes. Good --> Well is easy, but she'll start off with a word like... I don't know. "Shiny," say, and end up going Shiny --> Polished --> Cultured --> Sophisticated and end up describing the Christmas orrna-mints as "cosmopolitan" or some shit because she doesn't English super good.