Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Gorl. Your hair is down. That is the only difference in this spot-the-difference.
Is that from 2019? It looks like the Gaycare Centre kitchen? When did they move to Lexington?

Edit: Just scrolled through her videos and yeah it could be 2019, they were still at the Gaycare.

I still think the only difference is her hair being up/down though.
 
I haven't checked up on Amber in a few months. I see she is still fat. Why did her income tank anyhow? She's always done well pumping out boring, unimpressive low-effort videos, constantly flaking out on producing content she has promised, and been so inconsistent that she disappears for weeks at a time. Her shit has never been good, so why is she only losing money now?

at the beginning of the boring livestream saga, she was bed/couch bound and would only do livestreams from her bathroom or couch and was ordering uber eats 3 times a day, post cancer recovery #depression

then she was trying to cover up her boring streams and lack of videos by saying she wants to be careful with what she shares and basically said toxicity (haydurs) was the reason there wasn't anymore vlogs or dicussion about her private life

she promised 2 livestreams a week and it would be rare if she did both, and when she'd do a 10 minute live, she would just say there wasn't any specific time promised, and she'd regularly cancel or reschedule last minute, there was never any set time where she'd start the livestream, and my favourite excuse was just her "forgetting it was Thursday"

so why were viewers tuning out, well she wasn't talking about her personal life, she wasn't going anywhere (mini fake phobia arc where she was afraid to leave her house re: corona), she wasn't talking about food (one stream she tried hiding off camera to eat, no fucking idea why), and there were viewers who paid for the opportunity to maybe catch one of her streams at gods knows what hour and depending on her mood-you'd maybe get your question answered if she wasn't busy LARPing as a relationship expert

zero substance, & she's unreliable as a content creator, you don't get fomo by missing a stream, and there's better trainwrecks going on elsewhere with lifebyjen in hospital for constipation and Chantal wanting to marry a crackhead rapist who convinced her she got an STD from a toilet seat
 
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Because surface level she's clean environment wise for a deathfat.
I don't think she is clean. Tbf I didn't watch her for a long time but I do remember that she used to let her pets shit and piss in her apartment. Also the litter box was never really clean even when she lived in the gay care.

I do believe wifey is cleaning and before that Becky, Eric and Ricky. I could be wrong tho.

But I do think she is cleaner than our new queen Chantal.
 
What if Amber actually loses his YouTube career because her forum was removed? I think half if not most of all her traffic and views to her YouTube videos were coming primarily directly from the kiwi farms. This forum was her life line, the one keeping her afloat, the thing that helped to keep bringing back the people and new viewers and when new people joined this kiwifarms forum they would notice ambers board on here and then Amber getting more views from this. But with her sub forum on here removed what options does she even have left really? How can she get more viewers and prevent losing the ones she has without this sub forum. She took her forum for granted for so long and just assumed that it would remain here for life, I bet she was shocked as hell when she woke up in morning and came to read news posts about herself only to discover it was gone! She should have tried harder to keep Becky living with her to keep the forum on here. But she kept taking Becky for granted too just like the forum, she just kept assuming that Becky would never be capable of leaving. She thought Becky was too passive and helpless. If it weren’t for those two lesbians Becky moved in with maybe Becky would still be a prisoner of ambers to this very day. I still can’t get over how she quit optavia so fast without even actually trying it even tho she wasted so much time hyping it up and talking about it beforehand even wasting money on it then not even bothering to actually try it! Huge massive binge on first day of optavia. Her attempt was like a joke attempt not even a serious real attempt, I can’t really accept it as a real attempt. And then she got cancer and made cancer the more boring thing in the world when she could have at least gave more details about it or something. It made my mind go insane when I learned that she could not lay on the machine for the testing for her cancer because she was way too fat and she did not even Think about even attempting to lose to get that test and instead just kept eating and would not lose weight to get the rest for the cancer she don’t even know if she has cancer. Her losing her forum was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to her in her whole life and may end up being her downfall and she may even lose YouTube now because she lost this forum. She shouldn’t have allowed it to get to the point where she lost the forum. She wasn’t thinking ahead at all when she did that.
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What if Amber actually loses his YouTube career because her forum was removed? I think half if not most of all her traffic and views to her YouTube videos were coming primarily directly from the kiwi farms. This forum was her life line, the one keeping her afloat, the thing that helped to keep bringing back the people and new viewers and when new people joined this kiwifarms forum they would notice ambers board on here and then Amber getting more views from this. But with her sub forum on here removed what options does she even have left really? How can she get more viewers and prevent losing the ones she has without this sub forum. She took her forum for granted for so long and just assumed that it would remain here for life, I bet she was shocked as hell when she woke up in morning and came to read news posts about herself only to discover it was gone! She should have tried harder to keep Becky living with her to keep the forum on here. But she kept taking Becky for granted too just like the forum, she just kept assuming that Becky would never be capable of leaving. She thought Becky was too passive and helpless. If it weren’t for those two lesbians Becky moved in with maybe Becky would still be a prisoner of ambers to this very day. I still can’t get over how she quit optavia so fast without even actually trying it even tho she wasted so much time hyping it up and talking about it beforehand even wasting money on it then not even bothering to actually try it! Huge massive binge on first day of optavia. Her attempt was like a joke attempt not even a serious real attempt, I can’t really accept it as a real attempt. And then she got cancer and made cancer the more boring thing in the world when she could have at least gave more details about it or something. It made my mind go insane when I learned that she could not lay on the machine for the testing for her cancer because she was way too fat and she did not even Think about even attempting to lose to get that test and instead just kept eating and would not lose weight to get the rest for the cancer she don’t even know if she has cancer. Her losing her forum was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to her in her whole life and may end up being her downfall and she may even lose YouTube now because she lost this forum. She shouldn’t have allowed it to get to the point where she lost the forum. She wasn’t thinking ahead at all when she did that.

Amby has an army of gunt lickers and minders to support her. It's not like she's going to go broke tomorrow.
 
Sorry guys but you know how she tried to pull a suuuuper unique moment recently? About her being incapable of picturing things in her mind? This keeps popping up on my recommended,


This has to be what she saw, she tried to subtly coax her audience into doing the research on her behalf so some bellend could ''suggest'' it to her but no-one took the bait so she just moved on to ADHD instead.

E - Excuse my 'tism but it was bugging me.
 
I ain’t watching this shit. Did she do a weigh in? If not, then the video was pointless.

:semperfi: to the real ones who can sit through this garbage content.

:semperfidelis:
I made it to 45 seconds.

Its actually a mystery how anybody can be maximum boring and maximum irritating at the same time. We need a degree of investment to be irritated but I've only ever got further than "hey guize!" once before and the tree still remembers. All I have to hear is that ear-drill cackle or "like it was so like soopah like keeyooot" and I come over all Psycho Clanger.

I really want to smack her with a frying pan but I don't know why. Now I need to pay to lie on a couch and talk about Big Albert because cognitive dissonance. Fml 😡


Eta: @Shiversblood I doubt the forum changes will make any difference - it was set up to actively discourage the tard influx at the time and the boys had a field day on us for awhile so that scared off the plebbit-tier who went elsewhere. We're just reacting to her decline but I doubt we affect it in any way. Is just what I thunks tho, so...?
 
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I agree with this. The only redeeming feature of the video is that it is only 5 minutes. She does not show how she cooked the egg or mash the avocado. This makes me believe that Wifey did the cooking.

If she could actually cook anything that didn't look like the inside of her toilet pre-hysterotomy she would be showing her skills off to stick it to haydurs who have laughed at her for years about what a terrible cook she is. Instead she decides to fatsplain how to open a can of olives and rinse and drain them in a strainer and then put them into a bowl, as if anyone needed that fatsplained to them. Show us how the sear magically appeared on that chicken, Amber, because it didn't come from boiling it in half an inch of water with gargantuan chunks of uncooked onion.
 
Sorry guys but you know how she tried to pull a suuuuper unique moment recently? About her being incapable of picturing things in her mind? This keeps popping up on my recommended,


This has to be what she saw, she tried to subtly coax her audience into doing the research on her behalf so some bellend could ''suggest'' it to her but no-one took the bait so she just moved on to ADHD instead.

E - Excuse my 'tism but it was bugging me.
Didn't she in fact use the apple example in her fatslpanation of this super quirky disorder to her audience? I am cursed with a similar quirky affliction of not being able to remember every fat thing a fat bitch says, fatly.

Don't disability shame me.
 
Bet she can picture pies in her speshul quirky fatbrain. She can't picture apples cos there's no room in there alongside all the fried lard, chocolate and buns.
When people had the energy and gave a shit, they'd have posted an example of Amber describing something from memory to prove her wrong too.

You'll have to take this post as a substitute because I have no energy for Amber and barely give a shit anymore.
 
When people had the energy and gave a shit, they'd have posted an example of Amber describing something from memory to prove her wrong too.

You'll have to take this post as a substitute because I have no energy for Amber and barely give a shit anymore.
I kinda hate the irony that ambers only bit of tenacity and endurance is the mental gymnastics she does to keep herself terminally unique and flawless unless she needs to be flawed like the mary sue she is.
If she put in effort to literally anything else she would be the skinny legend she thinks she is.
 
Caught up on the last couple of pages and I'm 100% convinced Wipey is telling Fatty what to post, we already knew she was helping with the new videos going up but I'm now guessing she's telling Amber what to post on social media's - especially the 2019 face comparison to 2021 - that's when she's not bringing other people back.

Did Amber hire Wipey to "manage" her and Wipey agreed as a side hustle? 🌈
 
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