Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

Caught up on the last couple of pages and I'm 100% convinced Wipey is telling Fatty what to post, we already knew she was helping with the new videos going up but I'm now guessing she's telling Amber what to post on social media's - especially the 2019 face comparison to 2021 - that's when she's not bringing other people back.

Did Amber hire Wipey to "manage" her and Wipey agreed as a side hustle?

I miss how all our comments or tinfoil hat theories were confirmed or swept under the rug conveniently. She would read the farms constantly.I think wipey is preventing our gorl from going to the farms or on twitter. Fuck, everything social media related.
Gotta keep your pig from reeing on social media and causing her to hemorrhage more money because of it or shes gonna start asking for rent money.
Her domme manager is going to transform our gorl as much as she can to ensure her free ride or she's gonna dip out.

 

[C3PBRO]

When people had the energy and gave a shit, they'd have posted an example of Amber describing something from memory to prove her wrong too.

You'll have to take this post as a substitute because I have no energy for Amber and barely give a shit anymore.

Couldn't her writing be an example of her describing something? I mean a novel without descriptive language is like a painting without color.

You know what, I take it back. Bitch has aphantasia.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

So four? The fucking bird is four colors which is bolth more than two or three? How many colors is the fucking bird?

She is such a magnificent and hilarious sped. Change my mind.

 

[C3PBRO]

So four? The fucking bird is four colors which is bolth more than two or three? How many colors is the fucking bird?

She is such a magnificent and hilarious sped. Change my mind.

How's Amber supposed to fucking know? The poor girl can't visualize anything. See yourself into a garbage.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

How's Amber supposed to fucking know? The poor girl can't visualize anything. See yourself into a garbage.

BUT SHE'S A HUMAN CALCULATOR!

She doesn't even have to visualize infinity. Just give me a number between four and that. She knows how many two AND three is! Just pick a fucking number, Amber, and tell me how many goddamn colors the bird is. It's the only one in the world, for chrissakes.

 

[brooky]

BUT SHE'S A HUMAN CALCULATOR!

She doesn't even have to visualize infinity. Just give me a number between four and that. She knows how many two AND three is! Just pick a fucking number, Amber, and tell me how many goddamn colors the bird is. It's the only one in the world, for chrissakes.

He has however many colours a rainbow has! Jesus, get off her teats. Everyone's a critic!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

He has however many colours a rainbow has!

Even the ones you can't see?

eta a follow up question: oh, never mind, She outwitted us. It's a rainboww and not a rainbow. Stand down.

 

[brooky]

Even the ones you can't see?

Umm I think a lesbian knows all the rainbow colours thanks

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Umm I think a lesbian knows all the rainbow colours thanks

But she's a cock curious lesbian now. Maybe even a... I can't remember what it's called. Muh affliction! SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS it's the color of dick.

 

[skinnybitch]

Its been a year since I followed her, what ever happened to the cancer scare? And do we know who broke up with who and why? Also where tf did Jade come from? Sorry but she got sooo boring and now I'm trying to catch up.

 

[Lame Entropy]

If Wipey is directing Hambone's channel she's fucking killing it and no, I don't mean in the good way.

 

[LonesomeDud]

If Wipey is directing the channel, she should start by reading the criticisms and forming it around that. Restricting Amberlynn's food and the resulting chaos would make easy content that would turn heads. How is she messing up so badly?

 

[ADHD]

It seems Amber had an open chat stream earlier.

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[Tiny Clanger]

BUT SHE'S A HUMAN CALCULATOR!

She doesn't even have to visualize infinity. Just give me a number between four and that. She knows how many two AND three is! Just pick a fucking number, Amber, and tell me how many goddamn colors the bird is. It's the only one in the world, for chrissakes.

Are you tw.oww haaaydurz insinuating that Fatastrophix here may not be the Next Grate Murican Awfowwwww? Such inspiration, lyrical flowwwwww, imaginative phrasing and the novel concept of five word sentences with no punctuation other than full stops?

Pain and metals sneezedrop I chewed the wrong turd. 'S fucking poetry, you heathens.



@skinnybitch They hoovered her insides out so she could pack more buns in the space and Jade was fashioned from the entrails and bought to life by speaking the magic words "arise, Saint Francis of Asswipi" over the bucket.

Summat like that, anyway.

 

[Billie Ross]

It seems Amber had an open chat stream earlier.

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That was hours ago and no one even noticed... well done Jade.

 

[JackAteMyPussy]

She’s so boring that people are forgetting about her videos lol. I don’t see how she can compete with the likes of crazy Chantel. Chantel is like a soap opera with all her insane storylines going on and is way more interesting to watch and Amber is like watching paint dry…just blah.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I haven't checked up on Amber in a few months. I see she is still fat. Why did her income tank anyhow? She's always done well pumping out boring, unimpressive low-effort videos, constantly flaking out on producing content she has promised, and been so inconsistent that she disappears for weeks at a time. Her shit has never been good, so why is she only losing money now? Most of her watchers don't care if the video is low quality or she recycles an idea she's already used a dozen times, they endure her videos for the occasional hilarious gem or to scope things out for clues that may reveal something Amber is lying about.

Hard to believe Amber was once interesting enough to warrant a whole sub forum. She's gotta take a leaf out of Chantal's book, that bitch is always thinking up new, original ideas to stoke the dumpster fire.

I think its the decoupling of haters. No one talks about or reviews her like before and the best ones vanished / became cows themselves. It was a cycle that fed itself. Now.. its shriveled up and boring

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That was hours ago and no one even noticed... well done Jade.

Her problem is that nothing is scheduled so since she is so boring, people are no stopping to do whatever they are doing to watch her. Besides, very few people are going to sit watching her for 40 minutes or so when she is telling you absolutely nothing. She is trying to increase her views but without any interesting content, it is going to be difficult.

 

[dfranki723]

Her fucking comments are filled with ''Amber is in no way responsible for Becky, she broke her heart after all!''.

Thumb is a lazy grifter but are Fatty's viewers forgetting that Becky still drove her cunt ex to the hospital AFTER they broke up, agreed to share a bed (purely for Amber's sake) AFTER the breakup and spent four years babysitting her?

Let's not also forget she spent God knows how much money on Dusty after she dumped her arse. I just can't wrap my head around her flakey audience.

I mean, the fuck is this?

''I am so happy. You are finally looking after you instead of everyone else. All the people in your life have always taken advantage of you. Becky really seems to feel entitled. You gave her everything for four years and now she seems to complain you are expecting her to look after herself. As you say she broke up with you. You do not owe her anything. The way you have changed and the way. You are now is wonderful. Love this amberlynn so much. So open honest. Totally different person Good for you. I am so proud of you.''

Becky isn't owed shit for being a lazy bitch but ALR has showered every other ex with cash but NOW wants to knock it on the head. Bitter whale is bitter.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I can't believe you lot don't think that opening a blind is rivetting content. Will she turn the doer clockwise or anti? How bright will the light coming in be? Will the same clod of accumulated grot still be there?What if.....oh my god, the excitement....she only opens them part way?!!!?!

Personally, I just can't take this suspense. And I'll just explode with the thrill of it all if we get another timelapse of a thirty-year-old woman putting layygos together again. I don't have the constitution for high-octane content like this.