Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He won't use that Lathe. I'm pretty sure his neighbors don't want to live next to an industrial wood shop anyway. All he has to do now is find a stick, bring it home and spend the combined time of maybe 5 minutes on sanding and painting and squirting hot glue to stick whatever hideous junk or dead bug of the week to it and call it a day. Why would he even want to use that thing. I hope he is forced to use it, and trys to show off sending a chisel across the room just as the building manager is knocking on his door wondering why the apartment sounds like a woodshop.
Just having the wood Lathe is going to be the last straw after drunk tweaker warlords outburst and the unseen ranting about trolls from an FAS Boglim. Honestly , He needs more power tools. I would love to send him a car hoist for a garage and maybe a woodsplitter with a gasoline engine.
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I know everyone is having a laugh at this lathe business. But he is without a doubt, going to get drunk and fuck himself up with it live on YouTube. Or that faggoty discord will get him to hurt himself with it.
Even though he has his faults, I would like to see cobies pull out of this spiral and succeed as much as someone like him possibly can. I wish that lathe would have never been sent to him.
 
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Do we know at what time Warlod was taken away for Public Intox by the Police? I've seen this news article floating around about a man being arrested on the same day as the fight after being taken to Wyoming Medical Center for Public Intoxication.

It mentions the arrest happened at 3AM after he was taken to hospital but I'm not sure if that's the early hours of the 22nd or 23rd.

It mentions them fleeing from the hospital and being caught with possession of methamphetamines.


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Separate incidents led to significant police response near WMC early Saturday

CASPER, Wyo. — A significant police response in central Casper in the early morning hours Saturday stemmed from a pair of incidents, according to Casper
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Do we know at what time Warlod was taken away for Public Intox by the Police? I've seen this news article floating around about a man being arrested on the same day as the fight after being taken to Wyoming Medical Center for Public Intoxication.

It mentions the arrest happened at 3AM after he was taken to hospital but I'm not sure if that's the early hours of the 22nd or 23rd.

It mentions them fleeing from the hospital and being caught with possession of methamphetamines.


oilcity.news

Separate incidents led to significant police response near WMC early Saturday

CASPER, Wyo. — A significant police response in central Casper in the early morning hours Saturday stemmed from a pair of incidents, according to Casper
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that actually seems really plausible that it was warlord
 
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Games said:
Edit: I guess Courtney’s a little upset this whole thing leaked. I don’t know what you expected Courtney, it’s a Discord server. That stuff eventually leaks always. Way of the road, bud.
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That Discord is the only power or control this cow will have in life. It's no wonder she acts like such a dictator.

Games said:
He’s always mentioned suicide off and on, saying things like “Life is a like a cereal box dood, why would you waste all that cereal just to get that toy at the end?”

The whole Chester Bennington death really birthed the repetition of “Fuck suicide, dood” though. Strange that he says that and has mentioned a number of times that he’s basically slowly killing himself with hedonistic pursuits and he prefers it that way.
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There's also the Dani Filth "hot dog" suicide quote he used to always repeat. I can't remember it exactly, but it's something along the lines of "don't kill yourself, because you can eat a hot dog the next day" or some faggy shit.

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I remember in one of his older videos he said he was going in to basically be a body man. I'm guessing he went in for automotive stuff, since he seemed to be really into cars when he was 18
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I vaguely remember there being talk that he did welding classes at Job Corps, so this checks out.

chimpSculpture_ said:
Do we know at what time Warlod was taken away for Public Intox by the Police? I've seen this news article floating around about a man being arrested on the same day as the fight after being taken to Wyoming Medical Center for Public Intoxication.

It mentions the arrest happened at 3AM after he was taken to hospital but I'm not sure if that's the early hours of the 22nd or 23rd.

It mentions them fleeing from the hospital and being caught with possession of methamphetamines.


oilcity.news

Separate incidents led to significant police response near WMC early Saturday

CASPER, Wyo. — A significant police response in central Casper in the early morning hours Saturday stemmed from a pair of incidents, according to Casper
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"Separate incidents" means it's two different people, though.

Anyway, I finally listened to the edited call.

One of these Discord morons legitimately sounds mentally impaired — and I'm not talking about Courtney. The one with the accident is the child molester / museum privilege, yes?

The one thing that stood out to me is how Josh tells the cops he gave Warlord tactical soap in advance of his date with an "of age" girl and that he supports Blue Lives Matter. I actually laughed.
 
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cryingandshidding said:
I'm willing the bet the lathe will be used only a small handful of times, and will otherwise sit collecting dust on that workbench.
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They're loud, require patience, and they have a learning curve. Clint will probably berate him with rules of when and how he should use it. Josh will stop using it before he gets a chance to hurt himself because he will realize his old process is faster.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
They're loud, require patience, and they have a learning curve. Clint will probably berate him with rules of when and how he should use it. Josh will stop using it before he gets a chance to hurt himself because he will realize his old process is faster.
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That's probably the most likely situation. IIRC, he chucked a pair of new speakers just because he didn't know how to hook them up properly, though I could be wrong. Might be the same situation with the lathe.
 
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