Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

Jack you of all people dont need these.

Better hide those from Jr, we know he likes lil weenies.

 

[Captain Ahab]

300-400MG is considered to be entirely safe for anyone who has safely consumed like, 100-200MG before. Generally people who suffer ill effects from caffeine have doses in excess of 500MG but even then your chances of a heart attack or anything like that are pretty low if you haven't had one before. If you have pre-existing conditions (LIKE JACK DOES) then uhhhhh...

Generally those kids you read about whose hearts explode when they drink a Red Bull either drink like 5+ cans and end up dosing past 500MG real fast, or they had a previously undocumented issue that was exacerbated by them drinking a seriously stimulating drink. The FDA suggest a maximum of 400MG per day per adult, and this can raise with tolerance, though personally speaking from experience, past 400Mg is when you start feeling caffeine toxicity, and that shit is incredibly fucking miserable. You just feel like toxic waste.

It's all about timing of intake too -- 300-400MG in one sitting (BANG is literal poison.) is really fucking dreadful for you, but 300-400MG over the course of a day, spaced out as in the case of yer boomer dad drinking five cups, will probably just have you stimulated and buzzing.

300 mg would be considered a weak preworkout these days. People slam 600 mg/scoop preworkouts day after day for many years without any issues.

 

[DX10]

300 mg would be considered a weak preworkout these days. People slam 600 mg/scoop preworkouts day after day for many years without any issues.

Shit's really not good for you though. You might get used to it but it will fuck with your mental state and REM sleep over time. I can speak from experience with previously drinking 360mg a day.

 

[Skeletor]

Caffeine is totally safe for most normal people. Jack is a walking time bomb so who knows of a cup of coffee might trigger his next stroke.

 

[Aaway]

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The man toddler jokes just keep writing themselves.

looks like he deleted the post. i didn't see the comments, but i'm guessing it wasn't just rob who called him out on his bullshit so fatty of course got triggered because how dare people disagree with him

also, this guy needs to be removed from society

 

[p1138]

300 mg would be considered a weak preworkout these days. People slam 600 mg/scoop preworkouts day after day for many years without any issues.

Sure, but you just made a point with that statement. "preworkout". Keto diets can work for people too, people who actually do something about their physical condition.

This diabetic lardass with crusted up arties and all sorts of other problems is a completely different matter. He's already been a walking timebomb of health issues, as is evident by his multiple strokes and everything else that he hopes god will just magically heal.

 

[stets]

looks like he deleted the post. i didn't see the comments, but i'm guessing it wasn't just rob who called him out on his bullshit so fatty of course got triggered because how dare people disagree with him

also, this guy needs to be removed from society

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I can't even understand what he's trying to say, much less why he's so fucking angry over it. Two damn posts this morning about how outraged Jack is from *literally reading newspaper advertisements.* This dude has the emotional development of a toddler. And lol at Jack rage-deleting the toy post after he gets repeatedly called out for being a racist.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does Starbucks always taste like it sat in a carafe burning to the bottom for a week?

Because it did.

The man toddler jokes just keep writing themselves.

Every time I see that shitty emoji I want to bludgeon this fucker to death.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I can't even understand what he's trying to say, much less why he's so fucking angry over it. Two damn posts this morning about how outraged Jack is from *literally reading newspaper advertisements.* This dude has the emotional development of a toddler. And lol at Jack rage-deleting the toy post after he gets repeatedly called out for being a racist.

Ignore the all-caps, the man-toddler is just incompetent. He's too stupid to even imagine that a "scan and go" coupon might work on the store's website as well as its physical checkout lanes, so he thinks they're being redundant by putting an "in store only" disclaimer on it.

 

[desudesu]

Rob rules

Woah Rob is really starting to venture into dangerous territory here! I hope he doesn't get rage-deleted by the fat man because I really love his subtle, snide jabs.

 

[rubytintedchix]

-He’s afraid to release his location for BBQ wars because of trolls.
-He stopped his live chats because of criticism.
-He moderates comments because he’s thin skinned.

Far be it from me to judge, but yeah Jack, I think 23 and Me has you pegged.

Also, did it tell you your Mom was a railroad hobo and whore too?

 

[desudesu]

Come to think of it, now that Halloween is fast approaching, will the fat man dish out some disgusting sugar substitute candy because "SUGAR IS EBIL"? Imagine getting some monk fruit or stevia candy as a 13 year old kid. Not surprised if his house is a TP target for the night. It'll be hilarious if someone turns up in a Grimace, Pig or a Pink Chicken costume trick/treating the Scalfani clan.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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-He’s afraid to release his location for BBQ wars because of trolls.
-He stopped his live chats because of criticism.
-He moderates comments because he’s thin skinned.

Far be it from me to judge, but yeah Jack, I think 23 and Me has you pegged.

Also, did it tell you your Mom was a railroad hobo and whore too?

Jack on the Go indeed shows that he's not afraid of running his mouth in public...unless he's in a black restaurant and fears getting bitchslapped by the waitress who doesn't have time for his wonderbread Karen shit.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Absolute banger dunk on Jack while picking up the mushrooms.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Edit: I've now looked at the entire thing because apparently I have nothing important to do in life. I figured there were boys playing with dolls or something, but almost entirely nope. It's a still the typical 1950s toys/gender stereotypes. The only things I could find that could trigger him: 1) a girl playing with matchbox cars; a female GI joe action figure (there were still multiple male figures); and 3) racially diverse child models. That's all in 88 fucking pages. It's not like there was a full page spread for "WOKE: The Board Game" or something. Is that really enough to enrage Jack? Is his life that empty?

I really hope someone asks him about it. I want him to admit that he didn't like it because there were pictures of black children.

It's just a little more ethnic with dolls that aren't all white and having children that aren't just white as well.

Remember, Mushbrain is a racist and doesn't like the darkies.

300 mg would be considered a weak preworkout these days. People slam 600 mg/scoop preworkouts day after day for many years without any issues.

You need to have a tolerance for it in the first place. You can't just slam back 600mg at once if you're just starting out.

Spoiler: Caffeine Sperging

I'm typically two cups a day. Sometimes three. But back in my bodybuilding days when I was trying to shed those last 15 pounds I was taking about 900mg of caffeine a day as part of my ECA stack. The first few days on that and you are seriously jazzed. Fidgety. Can't sit still. Just full of nervous energy. But by the end it's like everything else. But then I've been drinking coffee since I was 16 so it's not like I'm new to it.

Mushbrain talking about his stroke being caused by caffeine is an exaggeration. He was slamming back energy drinks, not getting enough sleep and had a lot of issues like high blood pressure, diabetes and other things. The caffeine might have pushed his system over the edge but he would have had a stroke regardless.

Shit's really not good for you though. You might get used to it but it will fuck with your mental state and REM sleep over time. I can speak from experience with previously drinking 360mg a day.

I can drink a double espresso and go to sleep. It doesn't bother me all that much.

Absolute banger dunk on Jack while picking up the mushrooms.

And no complaints at all in Rob's video. Very nicely done. Well presented. And while I personally would have used some bacon in the recipe there's nothing wrong with the soup he made.

10/10. Definitely would want to have some.

 

[boxybum]

I mean if you take something like 300 - 600 mg of it you could potentially have your heart just say "FUCK IT" and shit out from tachycardia. It can cause damage, especially if you're not used to caffeine or you already have a shit heart or you just keep slamming them down.

300-400MG is considered to be entirely safe for anyone who has safely consumed like, 100-200MG before. Generally people who suffer ill effects from caffeine have doses in excess of 500MG but even then your chances of a heart attack or anything like that are pretty low if you haven't had one before. If you have pre-existing conditions (LIKE JACK DOES) then uhhhhh...

Generally those kids you read about whose hearts explode when they drink a Red Bull either drink like 5+ cans and end up dosing past 500MG real fast, or they had a previously undocumented issue that was exacerbated by them drinking a seriously stimulating drink. The FDA suggest a maximum of 400MG per day per adult, and this can raise with tolerance, though personally speaking from experience, past 400Mg is when you start feeling caffeine toxicity, and that shit is incredibly fucking miserable. You just feel like toxic waste.

It's all about timing of intake too -- 300-400MG in one sitting (BANG is literal poison.) is really fucking dreadful for you, but 300-400MG over the course of a day, spaced out as in the case of yer boomer dad drinking five cups, will probably just have you stimulated and buzzing.

As someone who developed a caffeine sensitivity and tachycardia from downing multiple cans of monsters a day, the caffeine from coffee will not kill you. The energy drinks absolutely can. My doctor says stick to coffee if you really need the caffeine. Energy drinks have tons of other additives on top of the caffeine which is why they are so unhealthy compared to drinking regular coffee. In Jack's case I am surprised his doctor didn't tell him to quit caffeine altogether. The last thing he needs is an elevated resting heart rate after having multiple strokes. He is putting unnecessary pressure on his arteries.

Stay away from the energy drinks kiddos you really will fuck your shit up.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Absolute banger dunk on Jack while picking up the mushrooms.

He got another good dig in when he always uses fresh garlic, and if he doesn't have any, the store isn't very far away.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Absolute banger dunk on Jack while picking up the mushrooms.

Rob is the most wholesome of boomers, taking pleasure in something simple like going to a mushroom factory. Very Boomer Zen.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Rob is the most wholesome of boomers, taking pleasure in something simple like going to a mushroom factory. Very Boomer Zen.

The best part is that behind that jovial boomer smile you know there is a deep raging hatred for Jack.

 

[stets]

The best part is that behind that jovial boomer smile you know there is a deep raging hatred for Jack.

Rob is too chill to hate Jack. I think he’s amused by him.