Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

SURPRISE! :Beeze.
Thursday, 21 October 2021

Godspeed to any Kiwis who want to take on recapping tonight's endless "SURPRISE! :Beeze" stream. It's been an absolutely hilarious marathon of raging (Haydur Nation got a good hard sassing), delusion (she waggled her arms at least 200 times, constantly marveling at how "skinny" they have become) and abject stupidity (see @Itisnunya 's above post about her magically disappearing Diabeetus) while Gunty has been holed up in her bedroom with her Aunt on the couch downstairs, forcing our brave guntress to wake up Peetz to poach his snack stash.
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One of the best moments of this mess of madness was when Guntzilla pulled out her vape and -to the infuriation of almost everyone as always- did not inhale.
She then said one of the most gloriously stupid things I've heard out of her food-hole in awhile. She insisted that you're not actually supposed to inhale vapes.

I shit you not, frens. She actually argued with her VIB's about this (I wish I had a clip, but it appears as if she instantly deleted this stream like the coward she is) AND pulled a classic Fat Amber by barking "DO YOUR RESEARCH!".

After more pushback, still confident as fuck, she huffed that she was going to look it up to prove everyone wrong and put the stream on hold, presumably to come back triumphant. (Flashback to that amazing community post from a year or two ago, who knows, time is nebulous the guntzone:
"When I lose this weight, and OH I WILL, I'm gonna rub it in ALL YOUR FACES!!!")


After an interminably long time she finally returned, defeated. But have no fear, it wasn't HER fault that she was so confidently wrong. Some other uninformed idiot told her this! Obviously Clotso is far too busy being an important influencer to do her own research.

She's clearly not a brainiac, but it does make you wonder just how she thought THC might enter one's system by merely holding smoke/vapor in your mouth for a few seconds.
It also makes you question whether she's inhaling her asthma medication (that she only seems to need after getting winded from gunting up her stairs).

Regardless, after a moment of reflection she decided that:

"I'd rather not inhale, I don't think"

Bless you Gunty, you are a treasure. Arrogance combined with stupidity is one hell of a combo. It's a good thing she has such a high IQ roommate or they'd never be able to function in society... oh

This is old news but here is a full version of SURPRISE! :Beeze . From the looks of it there is no archive of this video but simply a reaction video.

SURPRISE! Beeze 2021-10-21​

 
I find the *chef's kiss* of a saggy pair of breasts is the presence of erect nipples.


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I'm glad King Tut is with her. 1. I can just see stabby going to luxury apartment to "silence" Peetz. and 2. We will be hearing all about the drama that happened in Toronto, sooner or later.
If she expects even her members to not say anything about King Tut or her gullibility or poor life choices, then I guess her chat logs will have crickets
 
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You might need drugs for that, Chinny
That doesn't make any, ANY fucking sense and for some reason it makes me really mati.

Hey Chantal, let me see if I can adapt this illogical "inspirational quote" for you: "You spend most of your life in your body. Make it a nice place to be."
 
Nader is definitely with her. We all know it. She doesn't deny it and she's a bad liar when she does. Gunt herself has said that she can't handle being around him for more than 24 hours without feeling a need to escape. There's no way in hell she will be able to survive days in a hotel room with him without an altercation. Some shit is going to go down and I hope to fuck that it's documented in some way so we can have front row seats to the season finale. Shit, I know damn well the braphog will livestream the post-DV chimpout and the whole cycle will start over again.
 
New poll should be when Chantal comes back with a livestream crying about Nader. Will it be before they even leave? Before they get to Toronto? After being in Toronto for one day? Two days? Does she make it the whole trip? I'd say there's virtually no chance of her returning from the trip happy.

She's such a bad driver sober and happy. I can't even imagine how the five-hour drive back will be if they're fighting and he's screaming at her while she's driving again. Maybe she'll abandon him in Toronto this time and livestream on the way home!
 
I'm like 90% sure Chantal will die before the end of the year. I'm not sure if it will be a natural death. She may stroke out. Her overworked heart may explode. A passerby who comes across her shitting on the side of the road may rain blows down upon her in a fit of righteous anger. A Burger King employee may snap upon hearing her mewl for Nashies and cram mayo packets down her throat. The next random tranny Nader imports for yucksex may be carrying a super virus. The possibilities are endless. But there is no way this can go on much longer.

Also my weekly reminder that Chantal is enduring terrible sex, physical abuse, drug addiction, financial abuse, social humiliation, family alienation and direct threat to her already struggling immune system for Nader. Nader. One of the most worthless human beings ever discussed on this site. Just remember that. This demented bag of cow is destroying her entire life for Nader.
 
I find the *chef's kiss* of a saggy pair of breasts is the presence of erect nipples.


IIRC, she has bra inserts with protrusions where the nipples should be. (The random things one remembers from dipping into one of her incessant livestreams.) Her own are probably a few inches lower than that. AND!! She once said she had "introverted" nipples. Even though everything about her appearance is smoke and mirrors she still looks like crap.

In a recent live, Chins said that she told her therapist that certain things didn't bother her anymore. Her therapist responded with something like "Maybe it's not that they don't bother you so much as you avoid them." Yep, that therapist is gone (or soon will be).
 
Do you think Peetz is building a fort of pillows in his room just in case Nadumber has an itchy stabby hand? Like almost Home Alone-like? Paint cans on the stairs, cat feces strewn about the rug, broken pieces of the gunts candles around the windows, hair follicles on a sticky piece of paper.

Nah he's jerking off to MLP rape fiction.

I'm like 90% sure Chantal will die before the end of the year.

I surely hope not. The fun just started! I hope she'll make it to 40. That would be another 3 years of crazy ahead of us.
 
Chantal's body has already endured so much neglect and yet it keeps ticking. We're getting close to ending 2021 so I can see her easily surviving to see 2022. God knows how her wasteful existence will end but I assume it'll end in not a bang but a whimper. A whimper followed by a heinous release of body gasses and waste as her body shuts down shop for good. If she's lucky Peetz will find her before a cat gets curious and decides to nibble on her rotund face. Then again maybe I'll be proven wrong and Nader will go bananas and slay the balding beast in a drug addled rage.
 
Gunt herself has said that she can't handle being around him for more than 24 hours without feeling a need to escape.
Well that's a load of bollox innit. She'd be with him 24/7 if she could. It's more like if they're together any longer than overnight he starts to get arsey and nasty with her the next day (combination of she's outstayed her usefulness and comedown), so she flees with her damaged ego. Until next time.
 
The concept of "believing all people who claim they were raped" is a very dangerous and slippery slope. See, a lot of people these days are extremely afraid of being "canceled" or labeled a "rape apologist," but there is another side of that coin that a lot of people don't seem to understand. Automatically believing someone is a victim of rape, automatically places guilt on the person being accused.

But no wants to talk about that. No one wants to talk about how reputations, families, and lives are destroyed by false allegations. They are too busy being the morality police because rape is an objectively horrible crime. And I agree that it is. But even with the whole "false rape reports only make up for 5-10% of cases," still, those are instances in which someone was lied on and someone had to do work to prove their innocence. Because false accusations make up the minority, people treat it as "collateral damage" on the journey to seeking the truth. Not realizing how damaging it can be to someone completely innocent.

Now there have been arguments about how grossly underreported rape is, but, they were in fact reported to someone in order for you to surmise that they are underreported. It may not have been reported to a person of authority, but it was reported in some medium where action could and should have been taken.

I understand some people are ashamed or embarrassed to tell their stories, and I also understand there is intimidation and fear. Victim-shaming is a real concept in terms of women being asked what they were wearing, how drunk they were, and some are told that they asked for it, especially by law enforcement.

No one wants to defend Nader. No one is defending Nader. He's a fucking washed up drugged out bum who bangs random fat bitches and junkie whores. He's abusive, agressive, manipulative and insensitive. We don't need to force a rape arc because he does well enough on his own being a complete piece of shit who passes out STDs and blames the other person for it.

I know I will get flack for this. And some people may already have it in their minds that I am a rape apologist. I assure you I am not. I think people get too emotionally driven to the point that prevailing heads using logic and rationale to determine whether or not a serious crime like rape occured is victim-shaming.

If you have made it this far, thank you for reading and not noping the fuck out due to an emotional adverse reaction.

ETA: As for Nader wanting to marry Chantal to avoid deportation, wouldn't he or shouldn't he have already been deported for the stabbing incident and the prison time he served?

100% percent agree with this. The dumb fuck more than likely did assault this woman, there's ample circumstantial evidence that he is a criminal piece of shit and has coerced/manipulated another even dumber fuck into being an accessory/complicit in his criminal activities. However: this individual did not help herself or anyone else by taking this online and increasing the stigma associated with reporting rape and assault. Look at Nancy Grace and her 'illustrious' career then tell me with a straight face that it's rare for people to falsely accuse people of rape and sexual assault. It does happen, it ruins lives, and it also taints the legit accusations.

I suspect that even more dumb fucks are using this new dox and information to keep the drama going to line their own pockets. This unfortunately is also nothing new. Fuck, it seems like when you can get a major outlet to focus on a case like this it only because it's an attention grab. Ultimately none of this matters and will result in nothing. Under the best of circumstances these cases are almost impossible to prove and convict.
 
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