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THE CYCLE CANNOT EVER BE BROKEN.
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Once she starts losing VIB's, subs, and money, everything will return to normal.
SURPRISE! :Beeze.
Thursday, 21 October 2021
Godspeed to any Kiwis who want to take on recapping tonight's endless "SURPRISE! :Beeze" stream. It's been an absolutely hilarious marathon of raging (Haydur Nation got a good hard sassing), delusion (she waggled her arms at least 200 times, constantly marveling at how "skinny" they have become) and abject stupidity (see @Itisnunya 's above post about her magically disappearing Diabeetus) while Gunty has been holed up in her bedroom with her Aunt on the couch downstairs, forcing our brave guntress to wake up Peetz to poach his snack stash.
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One of the best moments of this mess of madness was when Guntzilla pulled out her vape and -to the infuriation of almost everyone as always- did not inhale.
She then said one of the most gloriously stupid things I've heard out of her food-hole in awhile. She insisted that you're not actually supposed to inhale vapes.
I shit you not, frens. She actually argued with her VIB's about this (I wish I had a clip, but it appears as if she instantly deleted this stream like the coward she is) AND pulled a classic Fat Amber by barking "DO YOUR RESEARCH!".
After more pushback, still confident as fuck, she huffed that she was going to look it up to prove everyone wrong and put the stream on hold, presumably to come back triumphant. (Flashback to that amazing community post from a year or two ago, who knows, time is nebulous the guntzone:
"When I lose this weight, and OH I WILL, I'm gonna rub it in ALL YOUR FACES!!!")
After an interminably long time she finally returned, defeated. But have no fear, it wasn't HER fault that she was so confidently wrong. Some other uninformed idiot told her this! Obviously Clotso is far too busy being an important influencer to do her own research.
She's clearly not a brainiac, but it does make you wonder just how she thought THC might enter one's system by merely holding smoke/vapor in your mouth for a few seconds.
It also makes you question whether she's inhaling her asthma medication (that she only seems to need after getting winded from gunting up her stairs).
Regardless, after a moment of reflection she decided that:
"I'd rather not inhale, I don't think"
Bless you Gunty, you are a treasure. Arrogance combined with stupidity is one hell of a combo. It's a good thing she has such a high IQ roommate or they'd never be able to function in society... oh
"Not be talking about Nader"
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You might need drugs for that, Chinny
IIRC, she has bra inserts with protrusions where the nipples should be. (The random things one remembers from dipping into one of her incessant livestreams.) Her own are probably a few inches lower than that. AND!! She once said she had "introverted" nipples. Even though everything about her appearance is smoke and mirrors she still looks like crap.I find the *chef's kiss* of a saggy pair of breasts is the presence of erect nipples.
Do you think Peetz is building a fort of pillows in his room just in case Nadumber has an itchy stabby hand? Like almost Home Alone-like? Paint cans on the stairs, cat feces strewn about the rug, broken pieces of the gunts candles around the windows, hair follicles on a sticky piece of paper.
I'm like 90% sure Chantal will die before the end of the year.
Well that's a load of bollox innit. She'd be with him 24/7 if she could. It's more like if they're together any longer than overnight he starts to get arsey and nasty with her the next day (combination of she's outstayed her usefulness and comedown), so she flees with her damaged ego. Until next time.Gunt herself has said that she can't handle being around him for more than 24 hours without feeling a need to escape.
The concept of "believing all people who claim they were raped" is a very dangerous and slippery slope. See, a lot of people these days are extremely afraid of being "canceled" or labeled a "rape apologist," but there is another side of that coin that a lot of people don't seem to understand. Automatically believing someone is a victim of rape, automatically places guilt on the person being accused.
But no wants to talk about that. No one wants to talk about how reputations, families, and lives are destroyed by false allegations. They are too busy being the morality police because rape is an objectively horrible crime. And I agree that it is. But even with the whole "false rape reports only make up for 5-10% of cases," still, those are instances in which someone was lied on and someone had to do work to prove their innocence. Because false accusations make up the minority, people treat it as "collateral damage" on the journey to seeking the truth. Not realizing how damaging it can be to someone completely innocent.
Now there have been arguments about how grossly underreported rape is, but, they were in fact reported to someone in order for you to surmise that they are underreported. It may not have been reported to a person of authority, but it was reported in some medium where action could and should have been taken.
I understand some people are ashamed or embarrassed to tell their stories, and I also understand there is intimidation and fear. Victim-shaming is a real concept in terms of women being asked what they were wearing, how drunk they were, and some are told that they asked for it, especially by law enforcement.
No one wants to defend Nader. No one is defending Nader. He's a fucking washed up drugged out bum who bangs random fat bitches and junkie whores. He's abusive, agressive, manipulative and insensitive. We don't need to force a rape arc because he does well enough on his own being a complete piece of shit who passes out STDs and blames the other person for it.
I know I will get flack for this. And some people may already have it in their minds that I am a rape apologist. I assure you I am not. I think people get too emotionally driven to the point that prevailing heads using logic and rationale to determine whether or not a serious crime like rape occured is victim-shaming.
If you have made it this far, thank you for reading and not noping the fuck out due to an emotional adverse reaction.
ETA: As for Nader wanting to marry Chantal to avoid deportation, wouldn't he or shouldn't he have already been deported for the stabbing incident and the prison time he served?
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1 view and 4 subscribers... life about to change. She'll be monetized and ranting SaltyShannon style by the end of the week.