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Most feminine Wedge has ever looked. He looks like that one alcoholic aunt who used to be a lot lizard and has to shave post menopause.

He looks like a fat Wooly Willy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

so feminine much uwu

 

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so feminine much uwu

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Kevin, women stripping down to nothing in front of each other is exclusively a scenario in porn. It's weird and creepy when men do it, and it's weird and creepy when women do, too.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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I am amazed Kevin saw these and thought “I look good”

Dude literally looks like Jabba the Hutt after he was strangled.

Ahhhh… discover why Neck always smiles with his mouth closed like he’s taking a school photo.

“ do you want to know how I got the scars?”

 

[retard strength]

Not a fetish!

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Maybe reading through the last ~250 pages of the thread in an insomnia fueled haze wasn't the best idea, even reading the OP and skimming through the highlights wasn't enough to prepare me. That'll teach me to open spoilers willy nilly, I guess.

 

[safety math]

Kevin looks incredibly uncomfortable. Maybe his collar is cutting off circulation to his brain?

I bet he’s uncomfortable because he’s trying to get close to his “girlfriend” Wedge, but even Wedge’s nonexistent standards are higher than Kevin, so he’s leaning in the opposite direction and is probably pulling the “I don’t feel well” card he hinted at on Twitter

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I know I'm stating the obvious but goddamn, I can never get over how butt ugly they are.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Ripley nuclear meltdown
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Imagine having this much of a pathetic hissy fit in public because people unfollowed you on twatter

god what an ugly pussyless loser

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

I know I'm stating the obvious but goddamn, I can never get over how butt ugly they are.

Holy fuck, they are! I understand, now, why Kev does the AGP creep angle/smile.

Neck's adam's apple is huge, making his pretty laydee pose even more hilarious.

Wedge isn't worth description, and will never, ever have his own thread, but I do hope he and Kindness have a Tranny Clown Meetup.

 

[Bridget]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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Bloody FUCK, those fucking yellow gnashers tho.

 

[Grift Garrison]

That new picture of Neck is horrifying. Is there any video of this beast in its natural habitat?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think the best metaphor is a diet coke compared to a real coke.

The diet is a soda that is missing all the things that actually make a soft drink one. No sugar, real or fake. In this way, it's a soda because it is a chemical filled carbonated drink.

A neovagina misses all the things that actually make a vagina. It's only a vagina in that it's a hole between the legs.

Some people can begin to prefer diet after drinking enough of it, and that's clearly like the T4T group where they convince themselves the version they have missing all vital aspects of what makes a soda is in fact the superior soda.

I think the best metaphor is those 'Not Disney' movies I Hate Everything loves to make fun of.

You know what film it's supposed to be, but none of the characters look quite right; their proportions are fucked up, they don't move naturally because they're animated poorly, colour theory is out the window and the voice-acting/sound design is terrible because it's done by whoever happened to wander by the shipping container the movie was produced in.

Case in point:

--------Regular Vagene----------------------Amhole-----------

 

[Friendly Futa]

Thanks, now I'm picturing Kevin frotting his neovag furiously like a magic lamp until a genie comes out and grants his wish of turning him into a real woman.

 

[Old Fart]

And of course Neck couldn't shave again because he doesn't want to put in the effort to pass.

It's not like a shave is going to make much of a difference, is it.

Kevryn, Neck and Wedge will soon be reunited:

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Ehhh gentlemen, would you please read the top line for me?

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I didn't really vibe with the word "skinwalkers" to describe these types of troons but I finally understood it when I saw all of them in that picture looking horribly ugly and still having the audacity to call themselves women. It looks like they're creatures pretending to be human but failing.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I bet he’s uncomfortable because he’s trying to get close to his “girlfriend” Wedge, but even Wedge’s nonexistent standards are higher than Kevin, so he’s leaning in the opposite direction and is probably pulling the “I don’t feel well” card he hinted at on Twitter

Kevkev is the third wheel for this trio and the knowledge of that shows in his face.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevkev is the third wheel for this trio and the knowledge of that shows in his face.

He might feel it vaguely but a socially inept awkward shut-in doesn't have any solid knowledge of it.

 

[Xarpho]

Maybe reading through the last ~250 pages of the thread in an insomnia fueled haze wasn't the best idea, even reading the OP and skimming through the highlights wasn't enough to prepare me. That'll teach me to open spoilers willy nilly, I guess.

I just listened to Null’s stream in the car. I still remember where I was geographically when Null put the scary music on with a link to Kevin’s knife wound.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Note: this is where his pelvic floor is. The amhole is shoved between the bladder and the intestines.
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I wonder how much tissue they're going to have to remove. The pelvic floor makes sure you don't pee and shit yourself. Imagine what will happen if the surgery is a botch. He's gonna love those diapers if that happens.

thats the amusing thing about kevin, his one true love is doing fuck all
his amhole surgery was botched? great, means he doesn't have to do ranch work and has an excuse for a sex life consisting of coomtweeting other losers
the revision botches and he's incontinent? great just strap on a diaper and now he's got a legitimate reason to not get off his ever expanding ass to piss or shit

kev might be in the top five laziest cows on this site

infact fuck the jackalope bushit, kev's real fursona is a barnacle, he just anchors himself to the nearest thing that won't shrug him off and hangs around while it shoves food and toys into him