Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Demon]

Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.
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Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Spoiler: PLIGHTS (complaint)

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Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):

Spoiler: sealing IFP and response

Shame nobody saw his IFP before he got this in:
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attn @Cryin RN

i'm gonna put it in my will that there will be multiple copies of this readily available for people to take home on my gravestone at all times. this is so fucking great, i love the internet

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

So what's his main argument this time? Is it that AGT led him on and under his tard logic they pretty muched promised him fame and riches, or did AGT discriminate against him by not approving his shit?

I'm just a few pages into the lawsuit and boy, Russell, you do not need to tell the court your life story. Stick to the case, man, no court clerk wants to read that shit.

 

[lolwatagain]

If Russhole manages to get this complaint through IFP and serve AGT, I will be speechless.

If the judge approves the IFP request and instantly dismisses the complaint with prejudice for failure to state a claim, I will have a sensible chuckle.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So what's his main argument this time? Is it that AGT led him on and under his tard logic they pretty muched promised him fame and riches, or did AGT discriminate against him by not approving his shit?

1) he didn't win
2) subsequent to point 1, they didn't let him just explain

 

[the khat quaffer]

Well if you're a nugget, you can't play in the NFL. Imagine if you tried to sue the NFL for being a quadruple amputee and not being given "a fair chance."

Pleeease. If sports organizations could be sued for discriminating against the shorter/weaker/not-niggos, the Jews would have already sued them back to the stone age, and we'd have Ben Shapiro going toe-to-toe with Matthew Broderick.

Fuck, I might actually watch sports if that were so.

He....he's gonna try to sue the United States government, isn't he?

At this rate by 2040 he's gonna end up suing the fucking solar system for never aligning the planets to his favor.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The reason Russell will never be on AGT or any similar show isn't just because he has no talent. If you've never seen any of these shows, the people they let on TV are already decided on beforehand. Any terrible contestant you see was already put on so the audience watching at home can laugh at how pathetic they are. Shows like these, especially nowadays, have to be very careful about who they let on for the sake of a joke. 99.99% of people don't know who Russell is, and won't feel comfortable laughing at him because they'll think he's an exceptional individual. Russell has no talent, if he was allowed on the show it would be a disaster and people would blame AGT for letting an exceptional individual who didn't know how incompetent he was go on stage to humiliate himself.

I've never watched AGT, but as the weeks go by, and contestants advance toward the final episode, don't they have to perform a different song, or variation on their act, each time? And if that's the case, what would Russell do, in the highly unlikely event he lasted more weeks than there are entries in his song catalogue? It takes him months to write one crappy, sub-60 second pop ditty; where would he get new material? Has he even thought about that—oh, no, wait; this is Russell we're talking about. NVM.

Russ should thank AGT for keeping him from making a humiliating spectacle of himself on television. He thinks getting on the show will make all his dreams come true, when in fact it would just introduce the world to Creepy Russ and everything in his past would be dredged up again and laughed at. It would ruin him (even more than he’s ruined himself already).

Yeah, I've been saying that for years, now. He used to complain about how he couldn't get TV news reporters to cover his side of the story regarding his "plights" with Ariana Grande or Taylor Swift, with zero understanding of what a mercy that was. If he didn't have Moebius, and came off as relatively normal, the news media would have jumped at setting him up to become a clickbaity, pageview-garnering public laughingstock. But laughing at a celebrity-stalking, lawsuit-happy fuckwit is a step too far when they have a visible congenital defect, so nobody dared put him on display.

He has no idea how lucky he is that he's only laughed at by us, and on Reddit, and maybe on the chans, and that gaining any sort of fame and broader public exposure will only make his life a thousand times worse.

 

[Barbarella]

I’m lactose intolerant so am feeling sick from all the milk these days. Forgive if these points were posted and I missed them.

1. Russ stated he grew up entirely in Utah.
2. Yes, he wrote “Barbara’s” letter. He couldn’t figure out who to address it to so it was just “producers”, typical Russ. That has to be some crime, impersonating a lawyer, right? If she’s selling her letterhead, for both of them? No wonder AGT didn’t respond, he was sending it to hotlines, etc.
3. Equating disability access on The Price is Right with…his thing? Like boogie would say, wild.
4. Can Skordas take a Nevada case?
5. He called his band mates “accommodations” which I find hilarious.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

They really need to label Greer a vexatious litigant already.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Once again, he just needs the opportunity to explain and then people will give him everything he wants.

I believe he mentioned he just wanted the chance to go on the show and have the same shot as everyone else and be subject to being voted off (or whatever the fuck they do on that show). It never occurs to him the audition IS him getting the same shot as anyone else.

And even if he did get on the show, we all fucking know he would still sue them when voted off because he is that predictable.

 

[Cuckoman]

TBH. I think what AGT did to Russell was terrible and inhumane.
I think that the judge should rule that for the entire 2022 season, AGT should be forced provide a 10 minute slot, every episode, for Russel to sing and dance and do his thing.
That is what I think as a compassionate human that feels for the disabled.

Also, as a shareholder in the producer of AGT, I also want them to allocate 10 minutes each episode for Russell as it will break all viewership records
and make this the most watched show in america.

 

[T.E.R.F]

Russ should thank AGT for keeping him from making a humiliating spectacle of himself on television. He thinks getting on the show will make all his dreams come true, when in fact it would just introduce the world to Creepy Russ and everything in his past would be dredged up again and laughed at. It would ruin him (even more than he’s ruined himself already).

I know some people think Russ is too narcissistic to commit suicide, but I think this would drive him pretty close. Putting him on a national stage to be mocked. And ATG would be accused of cruelly letting the freakshow on stage to be laughed at. There’s no winning.

The hookers, stalking, and batshit insane backstory aside, Russ needs to realize he does not have an inspiring “disability.” He’s ugly. Scary looking. He makes people uncomfortable. People can’t relate to him. No one roots for someone like Russ. They just quietly pity him and wish he didnt exist.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Is there anything this gimp face won't sue??

 

[KaiserBlade]

Is there anything this gimp face won't sue??

I'd say his face, but he'd sue it too if given half the chance.

After all, he's hoping to sue enough people/organizations that one day, he'll find the non-existent silver bullet that'll solve all of his problems and make his most banal dreams come true.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Hey guys I’m going on America’s Got Talent this week, I can’t sing and dance for shit but wish me luck!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I’m lactose intolerant so am feeling sick from all the milk these days. Forgive if these points were posted and I missed them.

1. Russ stated he grew up entirely in Utah.
2. Yes, he wrote “Barbara’s” letter. He couldn’t figure out who to address it to so it was just “producers”, typical Russ. That has to be some crime, impersonating a lawyer, right? If she’s selling her letterhead, for both of them? No wonder AGT didn’t respond, he was sending it to hotlines, etc.
3. Equating disability access on The Price is Right with…his thing? Like boogie would say, wild.
4. Can Skordas take a Nevada case?
5. He called his band mates “accommodations” which I find hilarious.

Yeah, he fact that he not only attached the letter but quoted it in its entirety is strong evidence that he wrote it. Everything he does is perfect and beautiful and so moving, he can't help it. How could one possibly select quotes from that masterpiece to include in the main document? Impossible. It would be like chiseling a piece off Michelangelo's David.

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Once again, he just needs the opportunity to explain and then people will give him everything he wants.

I believe he mentioned he just wanted the chance to go on the show and have the same shot as everyone else and be subject to being voted off (or whatever the fuck they do on that show). It never occurs to him the audition IS him getting the same shot as anyone else.

And even if he did get on the show, we all fucking know he would still sue them when voted off because he is that predictable.

Even he doesn't seem to be able to decide on his argument here. Is he insanely talented or not? Are his bandmate "props" integral to his performance or are they easily replaced, should AGT demand better? Should he get a pass because he's disabled, or does he have an inspiring story of overcoming his disability? Should AGT look at the results or the effort he put into them? Should they reward him for being awesome or because not rewarding him is traumatic? Does he have thousands of dollars to blow on this venture, or is he too broke to afford filing fees? It's like he wants it both ways every fucking time.

One thing is for certain: There's zero chance of him ever being on AGT or any similar show now. Well done, Russ. Your pathological need to explain just guaranteed you'll never get another audition anywhere, ever.

 

[The Dude]

Hoo-boy! Looks like Dildo Saggins went to COSCO and bought the super-mega-ultra-jumbo-extra-economy-family size crate of delusional narcissism before tucking in to write out that insane lolsuit against AGT. It's almost like all his previous frivolous suits were just warm-ups before pulling out all the stops for this one. I don't know who Russhole is trying to convince more with his insistence that he's talented: the judge, or himself. I'm eagerly waiting to witness AGT's heartless, rabid Pitbull Hollywood lawyers utterly disembowel Russhole. Russ had better bite the pillow, because they'll be going in dry.

 

[TheBest]

Apparently somebody saying you have no skills is a sueable offense. I would be a rich man if I knew that earlier lol.

I disagree. He’s certainly entertaining, but just to us.

 

[Beautiful Border]

holy fuck..thats such an exhaggeration that shouldnt the court sees his debilitating mental health of being rejected be cause for him to be involuntarily reprimanded in a psychiatric hospital

cos clearly from those descriptions above, suing a company that rejected him wouldnt help him
but him being in an asylum would.

Involuntary commitment is intended for people who pose a risk to themselves or others. If he had wrote that being rejected made him consider killing himself or going on a murderous rampage then yeah, but even Russell isn't that stupid. All he is actually claiming is that it caused him emotional distress, which isn't the same thing as being self-harming.

 

[The Big Dream]

In my mind, this is somehow more exceptional than Chris fucking his mom.

With Chris's antics, it's like oh you poor stupid retard, don't put your fork in a toaster. With Greer I can't even summon a shred of sympathy, he's too close to reality to feel bad for.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Holy mother of fuck what a thing to wake up to. Christmas came early this year.

That one just kept going and its even more batshit than usual. So many plights to cover. My hand was actually covering my mouth in shock (and to stifle laugher) by the time i got to point 129.

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THE ADVERTS! THEY TAUNT AND HAUNT ME!!!!!

How does he not realise how utterly insane he sounds. I guess thats what makes him my best cow.

As I hung a right onto the Strip, I was greeted by the unavoidable spectacle of advertising for the new season of America's Got Talent. A giant poster of the judging panel had been unfurled down the nine-storey wall of the building where I worked. The judges towered over me like titans, their broad grins seemingly mocking my inability to smile. This was the way they had chosen to respond to my polite email, not with an equally polite response, but with a direct attack; one that had been launched against me with the full consent of my employers.

As I stared back at the poster, fighting the urge to vomit, the figures came to life and began to taunt me:

“I have literally farted better songs,” sneered Simon Cowell, objectively.

"Russell,” said Heidi Klum as she looked me sincerely in the eye. “If I walked in the manner described in your song, it would be like this:”

Her expression twisted as if she was attempting to wring all of the beauty from her face. Contorting her tremoring arms, she sank down into a half-squat and began to lurch around like someone with severe muscular dystrophy. Behind her, Howie Mandel glowered at me with palpable Canadian menace.

“Man, who is this jive ass?" enquired Terry Crews in a thick Harlem accent, brandishing his silver-topped pimping cane towards my face.

“Hey ese,” whispered Sofia Vergara, as she leaned forward and beckoned towards me. “Look behind you.”

I turned around. A rusting, beat-up car with raised suspension was crawling slowly along the Strip. A man with a heavily prison-tattooed face leaned out through the dusty passenger-side window.

"Eh Greer. Why don't suck on a big donkey dick, ese?”

"No thanks. I already fucked your mother last night,” I replied.

The man ducked back inside the car, which accelerated away in an oily cloud of tire smoke.

I heard hurried footsteps approaching and turned around to see a wide-eyed man in a cheap suit running towards me, his neck-tie flapping.

"Do you know who that was?” he asked incredulously.

I shook my head.

“That was the leader of MS-13. You must have some powerful enemies, my friend.”

“Let's just say I've rocked a few boats,” I replied.

“I'm Keith,” said the man, extending one glistening palm. “I'm currently the top lawyer in my short-stay motel. You're Russell Greer. Together we are going to take America's Got Talent for every last cent.”